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Rocket PHIGHTING! [ALPHA] and Sword PHIGHTING! [ALPHA] where at der clurb epically drinking their hearts away. "Medkit, give me the hardest drink you've got." Sword said, hoping for an actual answer. Rocket looked at Sword with the biggest shit-eating grin known to demon-kind. "I'm the hardest.". Medkit looked at Rocket as if he just killed a family of 4, which in all honesty, he probably did on his way here. "Rocekt PHIGHTING! [ALPHA]. What the FRIEK, is wrong with you lil vro." Sword turned to Rocket who was laughing his ass off. Medkitten walked away and to the way back of the bar away from wher the counter was, Sword faced-palmed his face with his wicked talon hands and turned to face Rocket. "I think you just made him quit his job, Rocekt." "uhmmmm.... I can uh uh I uh-" Rockt was interupted by sword getting up and walking over to the restrooms, getting a look at that JUICY CAKE Sword was beholding
When Swocd got out of the restroom, he noticed Rocekt was missing and decided to walk outside. As soon as he got outside sword heard [and felt] the most loudest smack beind him as well as a painful feeling in his backside after. "Who told you that you could be THHAT caked up on a Friday afrernoon!!!!!! GUYAT!!!!!" Sword turn to see nonother than Rocket PHIGHTING! [ALPHA] behind him deviously smiling. "ROCKET PHIGHING! [ALOHA] HAVE YOU'VE ACTUALY LOST YOUR MIND???!?!?!???!?!?!!?" Rocket geulped a very adible geuklp and scratchesd the back of his head. "My bad!!!!!!! I just couldn't resists with all that cake back there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sword pushed Rocket into the passenger side of this car an dgot into the driver side. "Hey.... Sword PHIGHTING! [ALPHA]... my dad isn't home if you wanna... heh... crash at my place for onitnght..." Rockt perched his head on his hands and looked at sword, Sword looking at Rcket as he stuck it his tongue jokingly and wiggled it around. "Oh nah Im not doing afteer you did that. You're going to ike touch me lil bro." Rocket looked at Sword while puppy dog eyes, trying t o convinve him to stay at his house. "Dear Illumina Rocket, fien.. only like tonight and tomorrow night." Roket Threw his hands up "[Insert Male AI voice going YIPPEEEEEEEE on these like Amir YouTube shorts or something tell me y'all have seen those too their so funny]".
When sword drove to Rcoets house Rocket emediatly ran in and held open the door for Swrdo. "Ladies first." Sword slapped rocket on the face lightlyl before walking off to the kitchen to like get a water bottle or something ifk what sword PHIGHTING![ALPHA] does. Once he got his bohl of wauh he went to rockets room and sat his big booty down on a beanbag in the corner of his room. "So liek wanna watch a movie or someinething??? Like we have Garfield, Shrek, uhhmmmmm what else we can also watch smiling friends if you want." "shrek I guess" "peak". Rocket dived right next to Sword and gave him the fatest smooch on the cheek. "Dude you're so gay." "I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" rocket says before epically cuddlin swocd cus he a phagot@!!!!!
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Sword wakes up like what the frick vro why am I here and look to see rocket snoring his ass off clinged to him like a baby koala. HE gets up and goes to get some wauh from his bohl of wauh and goes to the restroom, right then rocket wakes up and epically headbutts the back of swords head and sword turn around. "I.. JUST.. wok up vro WHAT ARE YU DOING." geulp. Rocket started blinking veary very quickly. "You'll be a wonderful parent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" rocket sates as he does the most jiggle shimmy ever. "What." geulp. "Sword. the test came out positive...." Swpd looked rocket dead in the eye before looking towards his fone. "Whjt and I going to tell my dad." rocket grabbed sword by the shoulders and started shaking hi,m "WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL MY DAD HELLO??????????????????" sword sighs while whil3 to hs knees, looking dead at rocket s he does so. BUT LIKE HOW DO YOU MANAGE THIS ROCET??????????? "We'll tell him whent he times right.. I swear my big booty latina!!!! Maybe in a week or two!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Rocket drives over to his dads house with swrcd, lots of things rushing through his mind. Would his dad except him..? Or would he get thrown into a dumpyer for the second time in a row, who knows.. He pulled up to B.Zukas house and gets out of the car and takes sword out aswell, he walks over to the door and rings the dorbeel. The door open to reveal nonothr than B. ZUKA PHIGHTING![ALPHA]. "Hey kid, What are yirhy doing ay my house." geulp... how was he gign to say this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sigh.... "Dad.. I have something to say thast veryvryevryvr simpirtant..." "Okay..? Imlosjting." Rocket looked over at sword which gave I'm an approval nod. "I..... I got sword pregintea.." Zukas mouth drops WIDe open as do his eyes, nonchalant dreads flying backwards like holeh moleh!!!!!!!! "Rcet PHIGINTG![ALPJA]. HOW did YOU MANAG THIS......." Roekt jumped a liltr.e too high and took the nbiggets geulp of his life. "yeah..." rocket turned to sword with a shocked expresikon, worried abut what might come nect. "I don't want them haphggots near me... GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" B. Zuak slams the door on those phhgoys and rocket cries. SO SAD!! #EMOO!!!!!! :broken_heatL: "My papa just called me OHAGIT!!!! how could he..............." rocket goes into his pentagon car and sobs. "don't worry bbg.... maybe darkfart or broger pissed him off this mogrin....." sword epically hugs rocket and epically kisses him before the ride home. Sword remebes he still has to tell Venomshart...... oh geelp how is he going to do tht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
after sword drops rocket off at his house, he drives over to his shared his ethiw the god..... geulp... sword shivers in his tembers aan walks over to where his dad is. "Dad..... I have something to tell you thast VERAY FERAY VERAY important........" venomdiareah gets ups and walks over to his son, very worried bout what he might say. "what is it swr PHIGHINTG![ALPHA]? Did you get hurt?" swrodn could only look down... "Dad... its about rocket PHIGHTING![ALPHA]....." venomsart leaned in close, worried rhat something happend that hurteded his son. OH WHY HE AUTA- "Rocet got me pregantea....." venomshank stood still for a moment to take in what sword had said.. wait how the hell did sword get prgantea. "sword......" "I'm sorry dad...." venosmsahrt put his hands on swords shoulders, sighing. "I still love you sword... but I can not except you for a little bit............trauing will be held off."
SWord drove home crying, when he got to rockets house he walked in his room to see rocket watching Shrek 2. "Hello m big booty Latia, how'd it go with your dad?" sword sighed. "No one likes oahggots💔" sword said before crashing next to rocket on da bed and snooizng