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1 LOST MY P4RTN3R
Me too! Man, what un8elieva8le losers. Guess it's just you and me then.
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Hey, do I hear the ALARM on your end????????
M4YB3
Whatever! I'm going for the cargo anyway.
Y3S 1 4M TOO
Meet on the roof as planned?
Of course, assuming you even m8ke it!
Haha!
DO YOU 3V3R SHUT UP?
1LL S33 YOU TH3R3
Looking forward to it! :::;)
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That was pretty awes--
H4V3 YOU S33N MY DR4GON?
Oh man, more 8lind jokes. Gr8.
MY DR4GON W4S OUR R1D3 OUT OF TH1S BU1LD1NG-SH4P3D BUNDL3 OF SH1TTY C4NDY 4L4RMS
Huh?
WH3R3 TH3 FUCK 1S MY DR4GON?
Shit.
W8.
Ok, well, we have to jump.
WH4T?
We're jumping!
L3T GO OF M3
YOU FUCK1NG SH1TH34D
YOUR3 PSYCH1C? WHY D1DNT YOU S4Y 4NYTH1NG DUR1NG 4NY OF MY T4CT1C4L M33T1NGS?
A girl's gotta have her secrets. :::;)
WH4T
Whatever, let's find out what we na88ed. My place or yours?
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M1N3
Haha! I think I like you Pyrope.
YOUR3 TH3 WORST