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The muttered curse under His Human's breath is the first hint David has that he's seen Sweaty Man. He shouldn't be surprised; it hasn't escaped David's attention that they've started taking their evening walk earlier, as soon as His Human gets home from Work (a horrible concept, as it takes His Human away for so long) even though that means David has to wait for his dinner until after their walk.
David wouldn't mind, if His Human would actually talk to Sweaty Man. If only there was a way to make them—
Maybe there is.
“David, no—”
“Hey there, buddy!”