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GOSSIPGIRL.NET
hey people!
Welcome to New York City's Upper East Side, where my friends and I live, go to school, play and sleep - sometimes with each other. We all live in huge apartments with our own bedrooms and bathrooms. We have unlimited access to money and booze and whatever else we want, and our parents are rarely home, so we have tons of privacy. We're smart, we've inherited classic good looks, we wear fantastic clothes, and we know how to party. Our shit still stinks, but you can't smell it because the bathroom is sprayed hourly by the maid with a refreshing scent made exclusively for us by French perfumers.
It's a luxe life, but someone's got to live it.
Our apartments are all within walking distance of the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Fifth Avenue, and the single-sex private schools, like Constance Billard, which most of us go to. Even with a hangover, Fifth Avenue always looks so beautiful in the morning with the sunlight glimmering on the heads of the sexy St. Jude's School boys.
Your E-Mail
Q: Dear GG,
I just moved to Manhattan from Beverly Hills and I'm wondering if you have any tips? I'll be starting as a freshman at L'École this year. -CaliGurl
A: Dear CaliGurl,
Get out of L'École before its too late. -GG
Q: hey gossip girl, pretty sure I saw Liam selling drugs in Brooklyn. He's too cute to sell drugs! -NoDrugz
A: Dear NoDrugz,
I'll admit, Liam has enjoyed the odd joint. But he's essentially a puppy! He's not selling. -GG
SIGHTINGS
Quinn arriving at JFK back from a summer of modelling Europe. Louis and Liam playing soccer in Central Park. Zayn buying new school shoes at Barney's. Harry getting hit on by a cougar in Grand Central Station. Lena leaving an office building, a frown on her delicate face. Katie arguing with her mom in front of Louis Vuitton - and the cameras of course!
The Upper East Siders are all coming home for the new school year. And with us all in one place, something is bound to happen.
You know you love me,
Gossip Girl
