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Hello Sweeties!
We’re starting off 2025 with the freshest takes, the most unbelievable scandals, and the tastiest drama. My Padokia imported concealer can’t hide my excitement for this Pariston Hill Fan Club Exclusive project! Like, please, how could I be so lucky to be the Editor on the hottest thing since me! We have fire Hunters from around the world working on this bad boy, and mmm, is it naughty!
You’re going to want to read this issue alone, or with your friends if you’re bold, and honey, I know my readers are ready for it.
Now, if I see anyone hating on my baby Vice X Vice, I have some not so cute advice for you- choke on your discount matte powder finish . But knowing my cute little readers, there isn’t anybody hating on this beech! Thrust out your chest, wear next season's jort-jeathers, and get ready for the most anticipated magazine drop of the year. This issue is so fresh off the Ex Chairman’s desk, you can still smell the french couture musk & blond hair dye! This issue is filled perfectly- just like my eyebrows- and you won’t want to miss it. No, you can’t risk missing it! Take notes on our fab trends, try not to gag at the Hunter Association exclusive gossip, and get ready to hit the socials with your scandalous takes. Babes, Vice X Vice is the yas queen to your inner girl boss.
I hope you're screaming, because I am!
Your perfect insider,
XOXO
Cutie Beauty