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Welcome Future Innovators!
I’m Cave Johnson, Owner and CEO of Aperture Science!
For over 40 years, Aperture has proudly pushed the boundaries of science. Our team of innovators have worked tirelessly over the years to advance the human condition and serve the technological needs of our nation. No matter how many pitfalls, setbacks, or unwarranted OSHA investigations, they have stuck with us through thick and thin! Unfortunately, a lot of these innovators are a bunch of old experienced geezers who will retire in half a decade. So, it’s time we look for young, unrealized talent from High Schools across the country to train a brand-new team of Aperture innovators!
That is why I’m proud to announce the opening of Aperture Technical University! An institution where we will cultivate the next generation of Aperture personnel. Students at ATU will not only be able to take a wide variety of classes taught by esteemed Aperture scientists but will also be assigned to an Aperture Research Project based on their majors! At ATU, we promise you quality training, connections, and a guaranteed job at the #1 Scientific innovation company in the world!
Apply to Aperture Technical University today and contribute to a new era of science!