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'God fucking damn, it's hot outside today' is what he thinks the moment he bikes home from work, puffing from exhaustion. He saw in the news had broadcasted that it would be cloudy today.
Well, are the clouds with them today? 'Cause he might be blind as hell at this point.
He grumbles and turns on an intersection, staying on the bike lane, when suddenly a car, that was going decently fast, suddenly turned in the bike lane and he almost collided with it but turns in time when he noticed the car, stopping on the right side of it to glare at the driver.
He steps off his bike and takes off his helmet, checking the books and papers he had brought with him, when he watches as a man steps out, angry and annoyed.
"Watch where you're going, dumbass!" He said, glaring back at the writer.
Gernimo opted to not comment on the insult and focused more on making the conversation civil. "Sir, i can't help but notice you're on the wrong lane. Might i help and remind you that it is illegal and you-"
"I can drive wherever i damn please, there's no written rule anywhere here that says i can't" The other fights back.
'That's because it's common sense, numbskull' He thinks, but never says. He tries again.
"That might be the case, but it still is a law." He almost scoffs. "You have no jurisdiction to do whatever you want."
The man raised an eyebrow. "And who says you have any jurisdiction to reprimand me, either?"
Well, shit. Not exactly wrong.
Geronimo was running out of speech and patience. He doesn't want to insult the other, but-
"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?" The man seemed to be almost smug, with how he paused.
"... I see no reason to continue speaking with a hard headed mouse, is all."
Maybe he should crack it open and let the world see how empty it is.
He just goes to place his helmet back on the handle of his bike, and thinks to check the camera he'd installed on it, for evidence, later.
Police later comes after the driver calls them on him, and he watches as the other gets hit with charges instead. Ha.
He was very much tired by the time he arrives home and realizes, much later in the shower, that he could've just teleported himself back home.