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Groupchat: Daft Club
Members: 3
Description: We have the power of God and Anime on our side
*Thomas Bangalter (TB3)
*Guy-Manuel De Homem Christo (GM08)
*Pedro Winter (BusyP)
Tuesday, 9:30 am
GM08: Thomas
GM08: Thomas
GM08: Thomas
BusyP: ?
GM08: Thomas
GM08: There’s a Dragon Ball Z movie on tonight
GM08: Wanna come over and watch it?
BusyP: Guy he’s in class
BusyP: How the hell did you even get your phone during class?
GM08: I just didn’t put it in the phone pockets?
GM08: Nobody actually does that
BusyP: Oh damn guess I’m weird then
GM08: How did YOU get your phone???
BusyP: I submitted the assignment 2 days ago the teacher doesn’t care lol
GM08: Damn
GM08: Anyway wanna join us?
BusyP: Is it one of the ones with Vegeta?
GM08: No, it’s Coolers revenge
BusyP: Yeah then nvm
GM08: Do you only watch Dragon ball for Vegeta???
BusyP: Yes.
BusyP: Vegeta is love Vegeta is life
GM08: Bruh
TB3: I just got my phone back what’d I miss
GM08: Wanna come over and watch Dragon Ball later?
TB3: When?
GM08: Tv guide says 6
TB3: Yeah sure
TB3: Pedro are you gonna join us?
BusyP: No
BusyP: Also I’m pretty sure I have work at 6?
GM08: Also his pookie Vegeta isn’t in the movie
BusyP: Fuck off
Groupchat: Ed Banged ur mum
Members: 4
Description: who is Ed and what is he banging????
*Gaspard Auge (GaspardEscapades)
*Xavier de Rosnay
*Sebastian Akchoté-Bozović (SebastiAn)
*Anna-Cathrine Hartley (Uffie)
Tuesday, 9:35am
XavierdeRosnay: I HATE THIS SCHOOL SO FUCKING MUCH
SebastiAn: ???
SebastiAn: What are you crashing out about bro
XavierdeRosnay: ANOTHER FUCKING TEACHER TOLD ME I LOOK 12
Uffie: HAHAHAH NO FUCKING WAY
SebastiAn: Dude this happens every time he gets a new teacher lol
XavierdeRosnay: I’m so tired bro I’m actually gonna crash out
Uffie: Also Gaspard is like
Uffie: in agony
XavierdeRosnay: ????
XavierdeRosnay: What?
SebastiAn: Anna is he ok???
Uffie: His phone died and he can’t find his charger
Uffie: He looks like he just lost a son
Uffie: He’s like begging me to ask if any of you have seen it
SebastiAn: Is it not in his weird fanny pack thing?
Uffie: No he checked there like 7 times already
SebastiAn: Oh damn
SebastiAn: I’ll see if I have one I could run by your class or smth?
XaiverdeRosnay: He left his charger at my house
XavierdeRosnay: He said he’d pick it up afterwards tomorrow
Uffie: I told him that and now he’s like
Uffie: Tweaking
SebastiAn: At 9am over a charge is wild
XavierdeRosnay: Not a normal day in this school
SebastiAn: Did you forget where we go???
Uffie: Seb are you still offering your charger
SebastiAn: …
SebastiAn: I’ll be down in 10 mins
SebastiAn: Keep him alive for now
Uffie: I’ll try lol
9:47 am
GaspardEscapades: WE’RE SO BACK