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TURBO added MOMo and 18 others to a chat
TURBO changed chat name to Class 1-A
4:32PM
TURBO : please do not make me regret this
AMelectric_boogaloo: challenge accepted
TURBO: it was not a challenge!
AMelectric_boogoloo: too late
AMelectric_boogaloo: you’re going down
TURBO: and i now regret this
fvckgrauity: hell yeah deku new record
jolteon: ayo?
MOMo: Hello everyone. This chat will be used for us to communicate any announcements or in case of emergencies
phrog: iida, i’m not sure why you expected midoriya to behave at all
TURBO: an oversight on my part
rocco: what but midoriya is so sweet!!
fvckgrauity: no he’s a menace to society
AMelectric_boogaloo: says you!!
greatexplosionmurdergod: don’t even fucking start nerd
greatexplosionmudergod: ive got 16 years of stories and all of them include you breaking at least 3 fucking laws
AMelectric_boogaloo: et tu brutus??
TURBO: Midoriya!
zuko2.0: iida i fear you have no room to talk
zoe: damn we’re just airing out everyone’s dirty laundry huh
invisalign: whomst??
zoe: …im mina
invisalign: i have more questions
zoe: bc kiri is rocco,,,
invisalign: OH
midnightslefttit: well, hello ladies~
zoe: ew
MOMo has muted midnightslefttit
4:47PM
zoe: HELP
discountducttape: why was he even included
MOMo: he is unfortunately still in our class and must be made aware of any announcements
soundON: aizawa made you?
MOMo: aizawa-sensei made us
AMelectric_boogaloo: i can get rid of him for you
AMelectric_boogaloo: wait that sounded like i’m going to kill him
AMelectric_boogaloo: give me 2 days and i can get him expelled
soundON: no it’s okay you can kill him too
MOMo: Kyoka!
soundON: ,,,metaphorically
AMelectric_boogaloo: yes ofc
AMelectric_boogaloo: metaphorically
jolteon: lmao count your days kacchan
jolteon: you’ll be next
greatexplosionmurdergod: im making katsudon for dinner
AMelectric_boogaloo: yayy katsudon!!
discountducttape: and thus he lives to see another day
7:12PM
jolteon: hey momo
MOMo: yes kaminari?
jolteon: can we add shinsou?
AMelectric_boogaloo: ooooohh yes!! can we???
TURBO: you said two days midoriya?
AMelectric_boogaloo: ya
TURBO: then I don't see why not
TURBO: it will be good for him to be better acquainted with us before he joins our class
MOMo: yes, I agree!
MOMo added insomniacookies
7:20PM
discountducttape: pfft kami just wants his bf here
jolteon: he's not!
insomniacookies: ayo denki has a bf?
jolteon: i don't!
jolteon: hello Hitoshi!
insomniacookies: hello denki
insomniacookies: why am I here
MOMo: as one of our classmates will be expelled in the next few days we felt it would be best to include you now so we can all better get acquainted with each other
insomniacookies: does this have anything to do w mido printing out about 5000 pages in the library earlier
TURBO: most likely
AMelectric_boogaloo: lol no that was for something else
insomniacookies: you scare me
greatexplosionmurdergod: finally someone reasonable
insomniacookies: ew
greatexplosionmurdergod: shut up mind fuck
jolteon: aaww hitoshi has a nickname!! You're official now!!
insomniacookies: thanks?
insomniacookies: pls tell me it’s the weird grape kid
jolteon: yeh
jolteon: m*neta
jolteon: a;kfjkdasj oop i forgot he’s still here and now he’s yelling in my DMs
zoe: braver than any us marine kami
insomniacookies: whomst
rocco: that is mina. i am kirishima
insomniscookies: oh elmo is gonna be PISSED when he finds out you can text
rocco: hey kami?
jolteon: yeh?
rocco: we’re keeping him
greatexplosionmurdergod: ei get down here rn if you want dinner
AMelectric_boogaloo: kirishima come sit next to us we wanna plan to go see the crimson riot exhibit this weekend
rocco: RUNNING
insomniacookies: am i in danger?
jolteon: are you in love w kiri
insomniacookies: no i am not
jolteon: well now that that’s in writing you’re good
insomniacookies: i didn’t realize this was a legally binding contract
jolteon: rule number one: always read the fine print
TURBO: Kaminari, I must ask you to refrain from insinuating that anything in this chat is legally binding
jolteon: oop my bad prez
TURBO: i do not trust midoriya to not say or do something that could potentially lead to legal problems should anything in this chat be accepted as such
zoe: HELP?!?!?
fvckgrauity: damn iida came in swinging
AMelectric_boogaloo: iida wtf??
AMelectric_boogaloo: i haven’t even done anything in here yet
soundON: YET?!?!
jolteon: wait wait wait
jolteon: that is the closest midoriya has ever come to cursing and we’re just gonna look over it
fvckgrauity: lmao
phrog: lmao
zuko2.0: lmao
TURBO: lmao
zoe: SORRY I’M WHEEZING AT THE PREZ SAYING LMAO MORE THAN MIDO CURSING
eldrichgod: you are reminded very quickly that Midoriya and Bakugou grew up together after carrying around Midoriya on your back after he has broken all of his limbs
jolteon: i’m gonna be so fr
jolteon: i just assumed mido like,,, censored himself
fvckgrauity: lmao
phrog: lmao
zuko2.0: lmao
TURBO: lmao
rocco: lmao
jolteon: KIRI?!?!?!
rocco: they fight when yall aren’t watching too you know
zoe: are you telling me you get all exclusive bakudeku fights
rocco: lmao yeah
jolteon: it’s true love
insomniacookies: so beautiful
rocco: ???
greatexplosionmurdergod: THE FUCK ARE YOU EXTRAS TALKING ABOUT???
AMelectric_boogaloo: lmao you guys thought i didn’t curse?
greatexplosionmurdergod: lmao
zoe: say fuck rn midoriya
AMelectric_boogaloo: fuck
zoe: that was not as satisfying as i thought it would be
AMelectric_boogaloo: sorry???
ebonydarkness: the darkness comes for us all eventually
AMelectric_boogaloo: the darkness and i are friends now
ebonydarknees: if anyone is capable of befriending the dark void that is slowly consuming us all, it would be you
AMelectric_boogaloo: thanks??
ebonydarkness: you are very welcome
zoe: you know what
zoe: yeah, midoriya could probably befriend the LoV if given enough time to just chat for a bit
jolteon: lovemuffin wouldn’t stand a chance
insomniacookies: oh thank god i thought i was the only who called them that
discountducttape: and they were soulmates
zuko2.0: oh my god they were soulmates
2:16AM
AMelectric_boogaloo: lmao they don’t know i didn’t have friends until uraraka
insomniacookies: that is somehow hard to believe yet makes so much sense
jolteon: yay no friends until high school club
insomniacookies: you’re trying to tell me my first 2 friends ever also did not have friends until high school
insomniacookies: there’s no way that’s tru
AMelectric_boogaloo: my quirk came in late LATE so ¯\_(•_•)_/¯
jolteon: no one wants to be friends w the adhd kid who still is able to read at a college reading level
jolteon: i was either too much of a spaz or faking for attention
insomniacookies: i’m killing everyone who ever hurt you 2
AMelectric_boogaloo: maybe,,, maybe not everyone
jolteon: yeah i’d rather my dad not die
AMelectric_boogaloo: oh my dad is fair game
insomniacookies: fine, bakugou can live
insomniacookies: for now
jolteon: and you’re dad too ig denki
jolteon: he’s not that bad really
jolteon: just doesn't really understand me is all
AMelectric_boogaloo: the only dad i hate more than mine is endeavor
zuko2.0: don’t worry about my dad
zuko2.0: if my theory is right then he won’t be alive for much longer
AMelectric_boogaloo: dabi
zuko2.0: yeah
AMelectric_boogaloo: thought so
jolteon: what about our emotional support mass murderer??
zuko2.0: i shall inform the class when i have more proof
zuko2.0: also what is an emotional support mass murderer
jolteon: idk like
jolteon: yeah he’s tried to kill us but he would hug me when i’m scared
jolteon: big brother energy you know?
zuko2.0: indeed
jolteon: wait
jolteon: wait wait wait wait wait wait
jolteon: todoroki do you have a long lost older brother
zuko2.0: well we thought he died
zuko2.0: they conveniently never found his body
insomniacookies: you three are terrifying and should be fucking detectives
discountducttape: roki go to bed rn
zuko2.0: thank you sero
zuko2.0: good night
insomniacookies: wtf
jolteon: sero sets an alarm every night to tell todoroki to go to sleep
AMelectric_boogaloo: in case he gets nightmares
AMelectric_boogaloo: sometimes todoroki doesn’t know where he is after and the texts help apparently
AMelectric_boogaloo: if it works it works you know?
insomniacookies: should you be telling me this?
AMelectric_boogaloo: i mean you’re going to find out what helps everyone w their quirks and ptsd in the next few days so it’s fine
jolteon: sero and todoroki have their own system but todoroki needs to be reminded where he is and sero needs enough weight on them to crush an elephant to help w their anxiety
jolteon: jiro usually has noise cancelling headphones on her for her migraines, aoyama and uraraka both need A LOT of nausea medicine so everyone keeps some on hand. kacchan won’t ever tell you but he keeps his first-aid kit fully stocked so go to him if you ever need anything like that, he also uses very specific handkerchiefs to wipe the sweat off his hands and likes for everyone to have some just in case. momo has to eat a lot for her quirk so remind her to have a snack every so often
AMelectric_boogaloo: the oj in the fridge is iida’s. it does not matter who bought it. it is iida’s
insomniacookies: what if i want some
AMelectric_boogaloo: sure, but it’s still iida’s
insomniacookies: okayyy
jolteon: most of us get nightmares btw so i imagine there will always be someone in this chat now that we have it
insomniacookies: cheers
insomniacookies: gotta love trauma
AMelectric_boogaloo: speaking of nightmares, time to go face mine
jolteon: go kick your nightmare’s ass midobro
insomniacookies: plus ultra and all that jazz
AMelectric_boogaloo: plus ultra lmao
7:10AM
zoe: honest to God, I didn't know sero and todoroki had a ~system~ and thought sero just had a 6th sense for when todoroki is doing his conspiracy thing for a split second
headsortails: i didn’t expect to wake up to find out kaminari has daddy issues
jolteon: hey he’s TRYING
zuko2.0: yeah so is mine -.-
jolteon: okay i need you to look at your username and figure out the difference b/t us
zuko2.0: yeah okay
discountducttape: i didn’t expect to wake up to see kami dragging roki’s ass at 7 in the morning
soundON: you know i want to be surprised that midoriya has daddy issues but i’m really really not
soundON: if anything it makes everything about him make sense
AMelectric_boogaloo: woooww
phrog: okay but if midoriya has the daddy issues then what’s bakugou’s problem
AMelectric_boogaloo: gifted kid burnout
zoe: LMAOOOO
AMelectric_boogaloo: also @fvckgrauity @greatexplosionmurdergod if you 2 don’t stop screaming at each other i’m punting both of you into the sun
fvckgrauity: he fucking started it
greatexplosionmurdergod: FUCK OFF ROUND FACE I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO THE FUCKING FRIDGE
AMelectric_boogaloo: i really don’t care you’re both just being too damn loud
insomniacookies: who are you and what did you do to midoriya
greatexplosionmurdergod: chill out mind fuck he just needs breakfast
soundON: why have i just realized that i’ve never spoken to midoriya before he’s had breakfast
TURBO: because you really don’t want to
soundON: do you need to talk about it iida?
TURBO: i don’t believe I can
greatexplosionmurdergod: oh please ei is scarier than the nerd
fvckgrauity: ahaha what the fuck
greatexplosionmudergod: …yeah
rocco: i’m not that scary!!
zoe: yes you are
jolteon: yes you are
discountducttape: yes you are
rocco: i’m sorry :(((
zoe: it’s okay kiri we still love you
rocco: aaww i love you guys too!
greatexplosionmurdergod: see this is after his morning run and breakfast, while listening to heavy metal the whole time
soundON: right bc you’re not doing that either
rocco: katsuki is a psychopath who doesn’t listen to music while he works out
greatexplosionmurdergod: ITS NO THAT FUCKING WEIRD
rocco: yes it is!
fvckgrauity: sorry to interrupt (and yes bakugou that is weird) but deku has started eating @ TURBO
TURBO: Good morning, class! Don’t forget, we have a test in Art History and our English essays are due today. I hope you all have a great day!
AMelectric_boogaloo: thanks iida!
zoe: i think i got too used to blasty’s good morning texts. that gave me shivers
soundON: lmao bakugou sends good morning texts?
zoe: lmao yeah yesterday’s was “GET UP LOSERS AND GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE IN FIVE MINUTES IF YOU WANT FOOD. AND PACK YOUR FUCKING MATH HOMEWORK”
phrog: that’s almost sweet
phrog: midoriya sent a good morning text once and it was “good morning friends! if any of you forget your chemistry hw i will go out of my way to make your life hell today! don’t try me 😘”
zuko2.0: it scared me so bad I checked my bag 20 times and still forgot my chemistry hw
invisalign: HELP
jolteon: i think i would have just stayed in bed at that point
fvckgrauity: i tried
fvckgrauity: it just made him scarier
MOMo: class will be starting soon everyone!
jolteon: FUCK
9:54AM
AMelectric_boogaloo: kaminari, care to explain what m*neta is talking about
jolteon: FUCK I FORGOT
jolteon: it’s the reason i was in the chat last night but got distracted T.T
jolteon sent 10 screenshots
jolteon sent 8 screenshots
discountducttape: dude does m*neta always talk to you like that?
jolteon: i swear he only started talking that gross about the girls a few weeks ago
jolteon: i tried to tell him to stop but he wouldn’t listen
zoe: no kami…
headsortails: the name calling, ableism, homophobia
rocco: bro that last one you sent is technically suicide baiting
rocco: forget expulsion, that’s fucking illegal
jolteon: it’s not that serious guys i’ve been told worse
jolteon: besides i only sent those to show midoriya what he was saying about the girls
TURBO: which implies that he does always speak to you this way
jolteon: well yeah
greatexplosionmurdergod: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE BEEN TOLD WORSE
jolteon: sorry if i don’t exactly feel like telling you guys what my classmates have been telling me my whole life!
zoe: what’s that supposed to mean??
jolteon: i don’t want you guys to think that they’re right!
MOMo: we will finish discussing this at lunch
MOMo: everyone please prepare for our next class
MOMo: and Kaminari, we will never think that you are anything but the amazing and strong hero we already know you are
11:15AM
jolteon: midoriya pls just keep this about the girls. i really really do not have the energy to deal with this
AMelectric_boogaloo: i have to show aizawa the screenshots but I’ll tell him you don’t want to be involved anymore than that
jolteon: thank you <3
12:03PM
greatexplosionmurdergod: eraser will actually get shit done about it if you want him too sparky
jolteon: lmao sure
jolteon: just like how UA has a no bullying policy like every other fucking school and yet
greatexplosionmurdergod: they mean it
greatexplosionmurdergod: i almost got expelled
jolteon: you’re still here tho
jolteon: which like! you’re my friend so i’m glad you are! but also, you’re still here…
AMelectric_boogaloo: if kacchan got expelled i’d never get revenge tho
zoe: do we even want to know what you did to keep him here midoriya
greatexplosionmurdergod: no you do not
greatexplosionmurdergod: also i have to do community service and mandatory therapy so it’s not like i went unpunished
jolteon: okay you know what
jolteon: fuck it
jolteon: bc i’ll never get closure with my childhood bullies so i might as well ruin this one’s life
discountducttape: hell yeah kami pop off
discountducttape: wait
jolteon: LMAOOOO
jolteon sent 10 screenshots
jolteon sent 10 screenshots
jolteon sent 10 screenshots
jolteon sent 7 screenshots
jolteon: it didn’t get really bad until after we moved into the dorms
jolteon: before it was just the occasional comment about my grades or when my quirk makes me go stupid
AMelectric_boogaloo: hey kaminari
jolteon: yeah?
AMelectric_boogaloo: if you ever compare kacchan and m*neta again i’ll kill you
AMelectric_boogaloo: the worst thing kacchan ever said to me isn’t anywhere near what this bastard is telling you daily
fvckgrauity: congrats on not being as big of an asshole as you could have been bakugou
greatexplosionmurdergod: FUCK OFF ROUND FACE
zoe: aaww that’s bc blasty is a big softy and he woves uusss
zoe: SOMEONE FUCKNI HWLP ME
jolteon: it must be weird watching us tease kacchan huh
AMelectric_boogaloo: it was at first after going my whole life watching ppl worship the ground he walked on, myself included, but now it’s kinda nice ig??? reminds kid me that he’s still human
discountducttape: i think i might actually kill this guy
discountducttape: i’m so serious i’m shaking i’m so angry
discountducttape: @insonmniacookies do you know how to hide a body
insomniacookies: lol i’m not allowed to leave the teachers’ lounge until papa is convinced i won’t kill anyone
insomniacookies: also sorry for ruining any plan you might’ve had midoriya but i may have seen those screenshots in front of my dads and aizawa may be heading to nedzu’s office rn
zuko2.0: i fucking knew it
insomniacookies: i’m adopted
zuko2.0: are you sure
insomniacookies: considering the papers were signed literally last month, yes
TURBO has removed midnightslefttit
invisalign: damn aizawa works fast
TURBO: I apologize if that was out of line or an abuse of my power, however, I could not allow for someone who has caused so much harm to so many of you to continue to be in this chat. I am unsure what the status is on this situation but I assumed removing him would be the best course of action.
jolteon: is it selfish that i’m relieved he’s not in here anymore
soundON: kami??
jolteon: well this kind of turned into a me thing when it was supposed to be about helping you and the other girls so I feel bad
jolteon: not to mention my behavior as well
jolteon: oh god i think i’m actually going to be sick i’m so sorry
phrog: kaminari the difference b/t you two is that m*neta doesn’t feel sorry about his behavior. he doesn’t care that he’s hurt any of us. but not only did he also hurt you, you care that your actions may have harmed us and you feel bad about it.
fvckgrauity: yeah like the cheerleader prank? super not cool. but you’ve proven that you’re actually a decent guy. way nicer than bakugou and we’re still keeping him around bc he’s sorry too
greatexplosionmurdergod: HEY FUCK YOU I NEVER SAID I WAS SORRY
AMelectric_boogaloo: yes?? you did??
MOMo: also, we only found out about the way he was treating you because you were trying to help Midoriya get him expelled for his behavior towards us
MOMo: i have a feeling you never intended to bring all of this up in the first place
jolteon: well no, that wasn’t the point of getting him expelled
soundON: i am curious as to why he got worse tho
soundON: did something happen during summer break? (besides everything else that happened)
jolteon: oh ahaha
jolteon: he found out i’m bi
jolteon: i’d rather not share that particular conversation
phrog: i can have him dead by tonight
phrog: they won’t find his body
jolteon: tsu wtf
zuko2.0: do not get in the way of an older sister planning a murder kaminari
zuko2.0: just let her be
AMelectric_boogaloo: bi buddies!!
fvckgrauity: bi buddies!!
soundON: yo sick me too
discountducttape: kami is crying too hard to respond rn but he wants yall to know that he loves you all
discountducttape: and that he’s very excited to have bi buddies
greatexplosionmurdergod: wait where we not supposed to know he likes guys
AMelectric_boogaloo: kacchan pls
greatexplosionmurdergod: well he wasn’t subtle!
greatexplosionmurdergod: and tape face always jokes about him liking eyebags
rocco: key word there is jokes
greatexplosionmurdergod: okay fine congrats or whatever
insomniacookies: damn is anyone in this class straight?
invisalign: i am!
12:56PM
invisalign: just me ig
zoe: we love and support you tooru
invisalign: thanks guys 🥹