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HELPPPPP!!!! MY FRIEND IS GAY AND IN LOVE WITH THE MOON WHAT DO I DOOOO!!! {hiatus.}

Summary:

10 years... Cosmo endured Sprout lovingly talk about Astro. AND THEYRE STILL NOT A COUPLE??? NOT on his watch! Today was the day Cosmo planned to be freed from Sprouts pining, and decided to do something about it!

Cosmo said, with joys. Forgetting that he said this many times before and failed miserably. BUT! Today seemed like a lucky day..

Right...?
.·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙ ✩ *̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ .

 

ALT title: AITA for telling my best friend to get a god damn grip and confess to his love? I, 23 [M] have a friend who is deeply in love. For 10 years, I have endured HOURS of yap sessions from this berry.

OR

cosmo being fed up with sprouts yearning

Notes:

leans on wall . FALLS TO FLOOR

Well! hi! im the writer. I do not know where I am planning to go with this fic, I wrote this for shit and giggles. angst mayyyyyyyy be written 🧐🧐🧐🧐 I do Not Know

♡I headcanon that gardenview is kinda like a central place, and there are other places toons can go to

toonsda -> shopping, etc. Will make a draft expanding on this later.

My upload schedule is. Something!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Summary:

leans on wall . FALLS TO FLOOR

Well! hi! im the writer. I do not know where I am planning to go with this fic, I wrote this for shit and giggles. angst mayyyyyyyy be written 🧐🧐🧐🧐 I do Not Know

♡I headcanon that gardenview is kinda like a central place, and there are other places toons can go to

toonsda -> shopping, etc. Will make a draft expanding on this later.

Chapter Text

Cosmo walked into the kitchen, his wooly slippers lightly knocking against the wooden floor. His eyes wandered to a sticky note on the counter, handwriting neat yet hastily wrote.

'Sorry Cos! I had to run out to Toonsda cause we ran out of flour, and Astro the other toons mentioned how nice pancakes would be! I'll be back before 11am!!',

Cosmo paused reading to glance up at the clock. 10:02, he continued reading.

'~Your best friend, Sprout!' The end of the note contained a heart drawing, and Cosmo took it off.

Cosmo let out a knowing sigh, eyes wandering back to a particular part of the message. He didn't remember what, or how, Sprout fell heads over heels for Astro 10 years ago, all Cosmo knew was it was tiring.

 

Thanks to Sprout, Cosmo basically knew everything about Astro. His favourite type of cookie, (surprisingly chewy,), his face turning bright blue once flustered. The list goes on and on. 

Frankly, Cosmo was glad Sprout was in love. After all, they knew each other their entire life. However their entire life was Sprout yapping about how he would treat Astro better then his 'ugly' cousin. (Cosmo was 100% certain Dandy did not hold any romantic interest at all, and just likes teasing his older cousin.)

All in all. Cosmo was tired. 10 years... of Sprout talking nonstop... some might say Sprout was Alexander Hamilton in disguise with the way he talked about Astro like he was running out of time.

 

 


Sprout sneezed.

Notes:

hastily written chapter due to drafts being deleted 22nd May....

(Short chapter for now guys. I'll get back to work soon. Trust.)