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poprocks! has added boxxy, SKRAPZ, and 20 others to THE TWENTY-THREE TWIZZLERS
sweettea has come online.
boxxy has come online.
sherlockholmes has come online.
bittercoffee has come online.
boxxy: new groupchat?
poprocks!: YES!!
bittercoffee: this is stupid
sherlockholmes: You're stupid.
bittercoffee: youre gay.
boxxy: what's with the username?
bittercoffee: me and teagan are matching
poprocks!: ofc you are
bittercoffee: ok so what does that mean.
sweettea: I JUST WOKE UP SHUT UP
bittercoffee: just mute the group
sweettea: no.
bittercoffee: I understand queen
boxxy: the glaze goes crazy
boxxy: also, what do you mean you just woke up? it's like 2 in the afternoon
sweettea: I need sleep too yk
sherlockholmes: I'm at glistens house currently, not on the topic of the discussion, just wanted to share.
sweettea: railing him aren't you
bittercoffee: oh.
sherlockholmes: Respectfully, what the frick.
boxxy: oh gee willikers....
poprocks!: 'oh gee willikers' yeah sybau 'thats a real kneeslapper!' ahh response
sherlockholmes: My daughter is in this groupchat by the way.
bittercoffee: yikes.
bittercoffee has removed magic8ball from THE TWENTY-THREE TWIZZLERS
cosmicbrownie has come online.
FABULOUS has come online.
poprocks!: as soon as glisten came online the bagels I'm eating have become at least 86% zestier just from his mere presence.
FABULOUS: honestly valid.
cosmicbrownie: DUDE IM BAKING WITH SPROUT RN AND HE JS GOT FLOUR ALL OVER MY FRICKING PHONE
bittercoffee: dude Rodger lowkee has a gyatt
FABULOUS: RIGHT???
cosmicbrownie: oh so we're just ignoring me now. ok. I get it. no, no, I get it. heh... I guess I deserve it.
sherlockholmes: What is a gyatt?
bittercoffee: nothing
sherlockholmes: Good grief.
cosmicbrownie: bro ur not Saiki
bittercoffee: kys
sherlockholmes: I'll never understand what any of you are saying.
poprocks!: GOOD.
nightlight has come online.
VEE has come online.
goober has come online.
nightlight: jelqing rn
bittercoffee has removed nightlight from THE TWENTY-THREE TWIZZLERS.
poprocks! has added nightlight to THE TWENTY-THREE TWIZZLERS.
bittercoffee: dude this gc name is TRASH
poprocks!: I'll find you.
bittercoffee has changed the group chat name to 22 shades of gay
bittercoffee: we don't even have 23 members poppy. we removes toodles
poprocks!: oh right