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[10:39 PM]
Ladybug created the chat Main Miraculous Heroes
Ladybug added Chat Noir, Rena Rouge, Carapace, and Chloe Bourgeois to the chat
Ladybug is typing…
Ladybug: hello! as you all know, i’ve made this chat to have an easier way to contact the team collectively, and vice versa. when i see an akuma, i’ll be able to notify you all here. be careful not to let anyone find this on your phone (although for chloe this is less important, unless we’ve been discussing anything we particularly don’t want the citizens in paris to know, in which case i’m sure chloe won’t let anyone see) and don’t spam this chat too much, we all have lives (looking at you, chat.)
Chat Noir: M’lady!!
Chloe Bourgeois: Ladybug!!
Ladybug: hi chat
Rena Rouge is typing…
Rena Rouge: i’m not gonna lie this is scary
Rena Rouge: hi chat hi Ladybug
Chat Noir: Buginette!! Chloe said hello to you!!
Rena Rouge: chat is so enthusiastic
Rena Rouge: absolutely no offense chat but i did not expect you to type like that
Chat Noir: Like what? This is how I’ve always typed.
Chloe Bourgeois: the man types like adrien agreste and adrien was homeschooled for half his life
Chat Noir: What! I’ve never been homeschooled? I’ve gone to public school since the day I was born!
Chloe Bourgeois: uh huh
Rena Rouge: woah new chat lore unlocked?? homeschooled?? didn’t take you as the type
Ladybug: that's enough, identities. also i have a friend who was homeschooled for a long time and chat is nothing like him, i’d be surprised if chat hasn’t gone to public school since maternelle
Ladybug: by the way, rena, do you know if carapace has seen this? i want everyone to be able to access and use it
Rena Rouge: oh he's actually sleeping right now (really early for even him?? idk something about being until two last night chopping up collard greens for wayzz)
Ladybug: it is a wednesday, we should all be sleeping
Chloe Bourgeois changed their name to Queen Bee
Queen Bee: i need my beauty sleep, Ladybug is right, as always.
Chat Noir: Goodnight, everyone. 😺
[10:57 PM]
Direct Message
Chat Noir: Goodnight, m’lady.
[Seen by Ladybug 11:08 PM]
[11:54 PM]
Direct Message
Chat Noir: Akuma at The Louvre.
Ladybug: coming [6:15 AM]
Group messaging
Chat Noir: Chloe!! How did you change your name?
[6:45 AM]
Chat Noir: Can you make mine the Chat’s meow?
[7:15 AM] Chat Noir is typing…
Chat Noir: Never mind figured it out. 😎
Chat Noir changed their name to Chat-tastic
[7:15 AM]
carapace : what the shit are you doing up at 6. I thought I got up early
Chat-tastic: Carapace!! Good morning!!
carapace : good morning chat why are you up and energetic at 6 in the morning
Queen Bee: he’s like a freak of nature i swear
Chat-tastic: Good morning Chloe!!
Queen Bee: it’s too early for this.
Chat-tastic: ): Nice to see you too… 🙁
Queen Bee: like actually what's with the punctuation. who even fucking talks like that anymore
Chat-tastic: Didn’t you say your little homeschooled supermodel did?
Rena Rouge: the one you’re hopelessly in love with?
Queen Bee: adrikins actually has an excuse. where’s yours?
Chat-tastic: Oh!! Good morning Rena!!
Rena Rouge: morning chat how'd you sleep? that akuma last night was a rough one, sorry i couldn’t help you out (◞‸ ◟)
Chat-tastic: It’s alright!! M’lady and I make a wonderful team!! We took them down in no time 😊
Rena Rouge: you really did
Queen Bee: why are none of you getting ready. i’m going to mute this chat
Chat-tastic: Nooooooo, don’t mute me!!
Queen Bee: i’ll kill you.
Chat-tastic: M’ladyyyy come save meeee
Ladybug: please don’t mute this chat chloe ! it’s really important you see akuma notifications and we might not always have time to tag you properly
Queen Bee: sorry Ladybug! umuting now
Carapace: has anyone ever heard chloe talk like that before.
Rena Rouge: i feel like i’ve witnessed a miracle. anything queenie would like to share with the chat?
Queen Bee: excuse me? no? and never call me that again
Chat-tastic: Share with me Chloe!!
Queen Bee: i’ll kill you.