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Part 1 of When Context Gives☆*: .。..。.:*☆
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2025-05-21
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2026-02-20
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Guys....where my hug at??

Summary:

Epel Felmier: question is....
Epel Felmier: have u tried weed before?

 

Leona Kingscholar: I slipped my brother 2 bags of coke on his birthday.

 

Epel Felmier: that doesn't answer my question

 

Ruggie Bucchi: YOU DRUGGED WHO??!!

 

Update every 1 or 2 months ||
Constructive criticism is welcomed don't be afraid ||

Notes:

First chatfic ever😩
I love chatfics, they're so funny for some reason

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: It begins...

Chapter Text


Dire Crowley added 'Yuu!' to 'Seven's damn it Crowley!!'

Dire Crowely gifted 'Yuu!' admin 

 

Divus Crewel: SEVEN'S DAMN IT CROWLEY 

 

 

Mozus Trein: Hello Yuu 

 

Yuu! is Online

 

Yuu!: uhhhh hi?

 

 

(Just) Sam: Ohhh, what do we owe the pleasure my little inkling?

 

 

Yuu!: I have no clue tbh

Yuu!: Crowley why am I here

 

Dire Crowley is Offline

 

Divus Crewel: the little fucker left

Divus Crewel: Hello Yuu 👋

Divus Crewel: @Dire Crowley get your ass back here before I feed you to Mr Milton.

 

 

Yuu!: Who's Mr Milton?

 

Dire Crowley is Online

 

(Just) Sam: Crewels dog

(Just) Sam: he's such a cutie too

 

 

Divus Crewel: why did you add Yuu?

 

 

Yuu!: I'm taking full offence 🙋

 

 

Dire Crowley: Why hello my lovely staff+Yuu

 

 

Yuu!: gee thanks

 

 

Divus Crewel: this is a teacher's only group

Divus Crewel: have you finally hit your head?

 

 

Mozus Trein: I have to agree with Divus

Mozus Trein: This is a staff only group

Mozus Trein: if you wanted to you could've made another group 

 

 

Yuu!: ....

Yuu!: I don't like you @Dire Crowley 

Yuu!: too everyone else- Im sorry

 

 

(Just) Sam: oh?

(Just) Sam: what happened?

 

Yuu added 22 friends to 'Seven's damn it Crowley!!'

Yuu! is Offline

Ace Trappola is Online

Epel Felmier is Online

Floyd Leech is Online

 

 

(Just) Sam: Oh my fucking Seven

 

Divus Crewel: BAD PUP!!

 

Lilia Vanrouge is Online

Cater Diamond is Online

 

(Just) Sam: THERES MORE?

 

Mozus Trein is Offline

 

Divus Crewel: @Dire Crowley 

Divus Crewel: I'm actually going to do your head in

 

 

Ace Trappola: PROFESSOR CREWEL?!!!

 

 

Dire Crowley: ahh....

Dire Crowley: i didn't see this coming😓

 

 

Cater Diamond: lol 

Cater Diamond: headmage gonna get his head kicked it

Cater Diamond: #dontgethimtohard

 

 

(Just) Sam: ....

 

Jack Howl is Online

Silver is Online

Ruggie Bucchi is Online

Silver is Offline

 

(Just) Sam: im blaming Crowley 

 

Yuu! is Online

 

Yuu!: im sorry Sam

Yuu!: this was mainly for Crowley😭

 

 

Dire Crowley: YOU'RE BACK

Dire Crowley: this is a staff only group Yuu 

 

 

Ruggie Bucchi: hah! Love the chat name

 

 

Yuu!: 😠

 

Yuu! has kicked 'Dire Crowley' from 'Seven's damn it Crowley'

Yuu! has changed the group name to 'DON'T GET HIM TO HARD CREWEL'

 

Ace Trappola: HAHAHA

 

 

Epel Felmier: pfft-

 

 

Divus Crewel: Yuu.

Divus Crewel: my office now

 

 

Yuu!: 😔

 

Divus Crewel is Offline 

 

Yuu!: wish me luck guys

 

Yuu! is Offline

 

Lilia Vanrouge: wish you luck Yuu!!

 

 

Jack Howl: no

 

 

Floyd Leech: BYE SHRIMPY

Floyd Leech: I wanna see striped beakfish beating up professor manta ray

 

 

(Just) Sam: now now Floyd 

(Just) Sam: Crewel is only bluffing ....

 

 

Cater Diamond: lololol

Cater Diamond: it's happening isn't it

Cater Diamond: I need to get this on camera 

 

 

(Just) Sam: sigh

 

Cater Diamond is Offline

 

(Just) Sam: dont worry Floyd I'm sure Cater will show you

 

 

Floyd Leech: IM BETTING ON PROFESSOR STRIPED BEAKFISH!

 

Jade Leech is Online

 

Epel Felmier: I'll bet two thaumarks on prof.crewel

 

 

Ace Trappola: I GOT 5 ON CREWEL

 

 

Floyd Leech: yall stingy 

 

 

Ace Trappola: I'm broke!!?

 

 

Epel Felmier: ITS THE ONLY CASH I HAVE ON ME RN

 

 

Lilia Vanrouge: 100 on Crewel

 

 

Ace Trappola: BRO WHAT

 

 

Jade Leech: my my

Jade Leech: thats not a nice thing to bet on 

 

 

Ruggie Buuchi: Betting 250 on Headmage

 

 

Jack Howl: why.

Jack Howl: also how?

 

 

Ruggie Buuchi: 🤷

Ruggie Buuchi: hes the headmage for a reason

 

 

Ace Trappola: @Jade Leech you CANNOT be talking 

 

 

Jade Leech: mm? 

Jade Leech: and why is that

 

Yuu! is Online 

 

Yuu!: BRO

Yuu!: CROWLEY GETTING HIS SHIT ROCKED JU ST OUSTSIDE THE CAFETERIA 

 

 

Lilia Vanrouge: welcome back

 

 

Floyd Leech: Pay up sharksucker

 

 

Ruggie Buuchi: STOP I WAS JOKING

 

 

Jade Leech: oh my!

Jade Leech: it seems you have to pay everyone who betted 250 madol 

 

 

Ruggie Bucchi: 😫

Ruggie Bucchi: i ain't ever betting again with you bozis

 

Ruggie Bucchi is Offline 

 

Yuu!: i missed something 

 

 

Epel Felmier: lol

 

 

Jack Howl: Floyd-san, Ace, Epel, and Lilia-san all bet on Professor Crewel beating up the Headmage 

 

 

Yuu!: what

 

 

Jack Howl: Ruggie-san for some reason

Jack Howl: bet on the headmage

 

 

Yuu!: that was dumb of him lol

 

Divus Crewel is Online 

 

Divus Crewel: dont think your free pup

 

 

Yuu!: aww dang it