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Published:
2025-05-31
Updated:
2026-02-14
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59/?
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Parental Union

Summary:

To my sister, assuming she finds this: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I saw the ship listed in the list of ships and was intrigued. I'm sorry.

To anyone confused: She and I know what I'm talking about. If she doesn't... Well, I'll survive for sure, unless I do something dumb and show her it. If she does... Well, I'll need to pray.

Credit for the idea goes to a Discord friend of mine, Voltage, who isn't a fanfic writer, but came up with the idea.

Credit for each individual fandom goes to their creators. I am none of them.

Credit for the story itself, however, is mine.

I kept forgetting, but since I remember right now, allow me to announce that...
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Notes:

Please note: There are certain subships(for the polycules) that I had to remove from the list, so I could have a low enough tag amount for this to be posted. The same is true of any parental relationships(Eda & King, Eda & Luz, and Camila & Luz, for example, were removed from the tag list, even though they'll appear quite frequently here)

Chapter 1

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Congratulations! You have been selected for entrance into the Parental Union chat! This is a multiversal chat that allows you to interact with other parents of influential/important people within their own universes!

 

Welcome, users!

 

[USER1]: Uh, what the hell…?

 

[USER1]: I don’t even have a kid…?

 

GreenMother: Well, you got added to this chat, so… Did you recently bring someone into your care?

 

[USER1]: Yeah…?

 

[USER1]: But he’s not my son!

 

Erased: Yeah, in my experience, that doesn’t matter.

 

Erased: I took in ONE KID who was being abused.

 

Erased: It was supposed to be temporary.

 

Erased: Then I got added to this chat, then I got attached, and now he’s my son.

 

EvilInc: You might as well accept it now.

 

Nightfall: Or we can keep badgering you until you accept it.

 

Nightfall: Either way, works for us.

 

QueenBee: You can’t exactly leave the chat, no matter what, either way, so you might as well change your username.

 

[USER1]: …

 

[USER1]: Ugh…

 

User [USER1] has changed their username to OwlLady.

 

OwlLady: There.


OwlLady: Now, I’m going to sleep.