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Some time after the defeat of Ramiel...
SYSTEM created room "Evangelion program staff and pilots"
SYSTEM invited the_doctor_is_in, reallygoodyebisubeer, Dr. Soul, AYANAMI, shnij, lebsian (maya) (not shinji), cool cool glasses, and TheGuitarMan to the room "Evangelion program staff and pilots"
AYANAMI was created a system administrator
reallygoodyebisubeer: ???
the_doctor_is_in: Through a complex heuristic process, we have determined that Rei is least likely to abuse the power of a system administrator.
reallygoodyebisubeer: makes sense ig
shnij: um;
shnij: is this a group chat?
the_doctor_is_in: Yes. Everyone currently involved with the Eva program is here, barring Commander Ikari.
the_doctor_is_in: This is Dr. Akagi speaking, by the way.
shnij: noted
shnij: and I presume reallygoodyebisubeer is Misato?
reallygoodyebisubeer: how did u know????
shnij: well;
shnij: you have a whole fridge full of the stuff
nerv_auto_announce: At the request of management, this month's NERV newsletter will include a PSA on responsible drinking.
reallygoodyebisubeer: i dont have a problem
the_doctor_is_in: The fact that your instincive response to the auto-announcement system mentioning responsible drinking is to deny that you have a problem is...
shnij: concerning?
the_doctor_is_in: ...Yes.
reallygoodyebisubeer: aw u 2 just had 2 gang up on meeeee :(
shnij: you're drunk now; aren't you?
reallygoodyebisubeer: maybee
reallygoodyebisubeer: hey reu
reallygoodyebisubeer: *reo
reallygoodyebisubeer: rei
reallygoodyebisubeer: u gotta sotp these guys from ganging up on me
reallygoodyebisubeer: @AYANAMI
AYANAMI is now online
AYANAMI: No.
AYANAMI is now offline
reallygoodyebisubeer: danm it
the_doctor_is_in: Looks like the bizarre and esoteric algorithms we used worked better than I expected.
nerv_auto_announce: Evangelion production model Unit-02 has completed initial testing and will be dispatched to NERV HQ within the week.
TheGuitarMan: Looks like we know what kind of work we'll be doing for the next few days.
shnij: we're getting another eva?
the_doctor_is_in: And another pilot. Should make dealing with the angels easier.
shnij: good to know