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angie stuffed her fingers into two times pussy. grinning as they gripped her shoulders painfully tight. she kissed them, drinking up all the pathetic little noises they were emitting.
“gh- god- fuckkkk”
two time moaned. breaking away from the kiss. they dug their fingers harder into angie’s shoulders. tears brimming in their eyes.
angie hummed. pleased. as she stuffed another finger in two time. practically fisting him at this point. she licked up the sweat on the side of their neck. while two time babbled with pleasure.
“I’m gonna get’chu pregnant, sweetheart.”
angie could not get two time pregnant. she didnt have a penies or semen. but she would damn well try. she would also find a way to accend to godhood, just to impregnate this enby. bcuz yk what. she deserves to get someone pregnant. as a treat.
two time came on angies fingers during her pondering. she slowly pulled her hand out of two times pussy and licked off the juices like they were her favorite sauce.
….angie wants two time pussy sauce on chicken nuggets now.
BACK ON TRACK angie needed more of them two time pussy juices. so she lifted up that enby’s legs and started eating them out like she was on death row and this was her last meal.
she licked the insided of that pussy like you lick the inside of your favorite pudding cup. she nibbled on that pussy like you nibble on the edge of a poptart that you're trying to savor. or last a few hours.
angie lowkey wanted to get chicken nugget crumbs in two times pussy by dipping chicken nuggets in their like it was a sauce bowl. she wanted to turn two times inner thighs into chicken nuggets.
god she wanted to cannibalize some thighs..
distracted, angie left two times pussy to start sucking hickies on their thighs. making them whine cuz they were just aboutta orgasm. which really sucks for the both of them because two time wanted to cum and angie wanted to drink that cum.
angie was just knawing on two times thighs like a dog chews on doggy bones. which led her to thinking about doing some puppy play with teo time… maybe she could get away with making them drink piss… maybe she could drink their piss.
“angie!!!!!”
two time squished her face between their thin little thighs. kinda disappointing but still chewy :3
“finish eating me out alr!!!!”
“ ok ok dayum.”
angie returned to eating out two times pussy. less ravenous, more savoring. cuz who knows when she’d get to do this again. she’d genuinely eat shit to eat this enby’s pussy again
….whoa wtf was that. lets kink shame that back into the subconscious!
angie was chowin down on this they/them pussy like on goes to town on an old cosy, nostalgic meal.
it was a great time all around. especially when two time FINALLY came. and angie got to slurp it all down.
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A few weeks later. two time was taking a pregnancy test because angie payed them fifteen dollars to do it. for the lols of course. because there was no way angie could get them pregnant.
and yet……. >:)
TWO TIME WAS PREGNANT????!!!,?? thats crazy
angie who had been looming in the bathroom doorway literally jumped for joy.
“YIPPEE HOORAY!!!! lets get married two time!”
two time was horrified. they dont wanna give birth!!! that shit would suck!
“wtf no. im getting an abortion.”
angie stood very still. and because she was both pro bodily autonomy and wanted a baby she pressed her hand to two times abdomen and pulled out a full developed baby. bcuz idk she cant just fucking do that ig
“then i’ll be a single mom then!!!!”
and she was. angie went on to be an amazing single mom and eventually grandma who died very happy and very loved
and two time…? two time got FORSAKENED!!!!! YEAH ALLLL THAT PORN WAS PREFORSAKEN