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You've been invited to a server! disCARBONOXYGENrd.gg/periodium
- Welcome @lanthanumlanthanide! We hope you brought pizza!
thetruestchemical_Br35: who the FUCK invited this guy
number1elementOAT: Wasn't me. I could check invite logs though.
partytime_yaya: hydrogen shut the FUCK up let the newbie have a good time
number1elementOAT: Helium.
partytime_yaya: ?
number1elementOAT: 1 hour timeout.
partytime_yaya: WHAT THE FU
lanthanumlanthanide: ummmmm
number1elementOAT: Hello! Welcome.
lanthanumlanthanide: thank yeww!!
no_problem: yooo 👅👅👅
weird_al.: kys neptunium
no_problem: gggggulp...
hotsmokinlead: hi chat
holmiumsotuff67: AYOOOO THIS DIDDYBLUD HAS HOT IN HER NAME BRO THINKS SHES THE GUY 💀💀💀
hotsmokinlead: kill yourself
number1elementOAT: Okay, the "kill yourself" jokes are going too far.
@everyone
Saying "kill yourself" is now banned.
silly_con: erm what the FUCK!!!!!!!
milligramium: we are not following that rule. dumbass.
wouldnotbeyummy: WAAAAHHHH I WANNA SAY KILL YOURSELFFFF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
2Be_or_Not2Be: i am GENUINELY going to explode if i cant tell someone to kill themselves.
number1elementOAT: Too bad.
2Be_or_Not2Be: look out your fucking window
number1elementOAT: What. The. Fuck. Okay, nevermind. The "KYS" ban is gone.
FUCKYOUNITROGEN: YESSSSS
@discordnitro KILL YOURSELF
discordnitro: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT RHODIUM
FUCKYOUNITROGEN: i ermmm i uhhh ermmm i ermmm ermm urmmm welll uhhhh
STINKY_ASS: fucking idiot are you stupid
FUCKYOUNITROGEN:MF YOU HAVENT SHOWERED IN YOUR WHOLE HALFLIFE
yes_no_yes_no: GODDAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
holmiumsotuff67: boiiiiiiii get packgod to give ts guy a nobel prize in humbling 🤣✌️
protect_inium changed one (1) name.
PACKGOD: Perchance.
holmiumsotuff67: OH MY GOD PACKGOD IS THAT YOU
PACKGOD: no you fucking IMBECILE. you MORON. im protactinium.
MORONMORONMORON: you called?
PACKGOD: NO.
yes_no_yes_no: hi
PACKGOD:i am genuinely tired of you all.
PACKGOD changed one (1) name.
protect_inium: THERE I CHANGED MY NAME NOW SHUT UP
scammerdium: HELLO PROTACTINIUM! ARE YOU [Tired] OF ALL OF THESE [100% safe elements]??!!!111 [Buy now] MY RACCOONS. WE HAVE POKEY, HOKEY AND STOKEY [In stock!]
protect_inium: what the fuck
scammerdium: COME ON PROTACTINIUM. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. YOU TRUST YOUR [Number One element salesman]!
protect_inium: mf what
scammerdium: MY PRODUCTS HAVE BEEN 100/10 STARS RATED BY FAMOUS PEOPLE LIKE [Helen Keller] AND [Albert Einsteinium]!
protect_inium: einsteinium? amazing. keller? fine. arent both of them dead btw
scammerdium: MY RACCOONS HAVE BROUGHT PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD! [Purchase them] NOW NOW!!
protect_inium: no thanks im good
scammerdium: I HOPE YOU GET MURDERED BY [Arsenic:] .
@SERIAL_KILLER.
SERIAL_KILLER.: hi you called??
scammerdium: I NEED YOU TO [Murder] PROTACTINIUM.
SERIAL_KILLER.: dumbahh we live across the country
scammertium: GET A FLIGHT THERE. NOW NOW NOW.
defnothafnium: i can help with that
scammertium: THANK YOU, ZIRCONIUM.
defnothafnium: wait no im stupid i cant do that
@weird_al. you do it
weird_al.: SHUT THE FUCK UP I WAS SLEEPING YOU FUCKER LEAVE ME ALOOONEEEEEE
goldenst8: at 3 pm?
weird_al.: MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS FUCKED UP OK
goldenst8: motherFUCKER it is 8 PAST 7 IN THE MORNING HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING SINCE THEN
weird_al.: yes :3
jewelrybrother1: Oh my, you have been sleeping ever since 7 in the morning? I personally could not have ever slept in such a DISGRACEFUL time span! I refuse to sleep any time except from 10 P.M. and 8 A.M.
weird_al.:palladium genuinely shut the fuck up nobody likes you
jewelrybrother1: Well that is a lie. All of my brothers love me.
weird_al.:thats a lie but ok whatever
jewelrybrother2: No it is not.
weird_al.: platinum nobody called you go back to your fancy lunch or something where your steak is covered in gold leaves n shi
jewelrybrother2: I am going to leave this server.
number1elementOAT: You cannot.
jewelrybrother2: Pardon me for these words, but what the fuck? How is that fair?
number1elementOAT: It isn't.
jewelrybrother2: You are the worst person ever.
wouldnotbeyummy: hey guys i got a cat
time_is_ticking: damn no way please show us
wouldnotbeyummy: [IMG_923040923.png]
time_is_ticking: hes so fugly wha t
na_dont_feellikeit: NO HE ISNT FUCK YOU CAESIUM
time_is_ticking: Time is ticking, Sodium. Tick. Tock.
na_dont_feellikeit: WHSFGUAT
GULP
time_is_ticking: Tick tock.
element111_rg: caesium you are genuinely scary as hell dude literally what demon has possessed you
time_is_ticking: Dysprosium.
element111_rg: @windturbine_guy GET THE HELL OUT OF CAESIUM
windturbine_guy: ????? woah thats kinda gay innit
element111_rg: shut the FUCK up dysprosium