Work Text:
Dear Mr Stevens,
Yesterday you were not on time. I expect all teachers to arrive on time, otherwise I will not be learning. ‘Time management is very important’ says Mr Father. I call my dad Mr Father. I am a weird boy. Maths is important. Time is important to me and my maths. Together, they become the physics of the universe. Get yourself together. 9 a.m. is when I expect you to begin. Where were you at 9 a.m.? Were you with my dad? I’ve been watching you, emailing you, and texting you, discovering you. Are you, are youuu? Where are you? Are you with MY DAD? Are you two together? Because my mother won’t be silent. She’s crying right now next door, because you are fucking my dad. Otherwise you should be a better teacher and not have sex with my father. Look, subtract 12 from 3 and you get nein. German is not my subject.
Yours sincerely, Little Bubby Bubbason