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2025-09-25
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2025-09-25
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The Infamous BAU group chat <3....continued

Summary:

One dark and stormy night (Okay it was actually a sunny clear day, where the BAU was either at home or working on paperwork, one of the two), Aaron Hotchner made the mistake of making a group chat for his agents. One of them takes control of the group chat, and it purely dissolves into chaos.

Or at least that was the beginning. This is the now.

Original Creator here, I can literally give you any detail you want about this. I wrote this from the get go, I'm continuing after I orphaned it. You'll know why if you read the notes

Notes:

Okay so! If you were here from the get go! Hi there, I'm the original author of this. I discontinued the story because I wrote it too young and was dealing with a lot emotionally. And honestly? I never planned on coming back to this.

That was until my friend found out who I am....and is now threatening me if I don't continue this and other fics (hi get called out). That's the person this is dedicated to since I see them at least once a week and has my contact info. I just can't dedicate this until they make an account.

So, sit down. Grab a drink, grab a snack. Keep in mind this is years after I wrote it so it's been a hot minute. I'm going to do a redo of the last chapter then continue it so, check it out for context. Here's the usernames

Spencer-Chaos Watcher
Aaron-Chaos Stopper
JJ-Chaos Ender
Derek-Chaos Fighter
David-Chaotic Father
Emily-Chaos Creator

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Chaos Creator: so was i supposed to be the one to find out a kids show has deep meaning and lore or was anyone going to tell me?

Chaos Fighter: ooo which show em????

Chaotic Father: Whatever you send, Morgan will make fun of you for it

Chaotic Ender: rude but 

Chaos Creator: fuck u to you weak willed lame ass bitch

Chaos Creator: gravity falls

Chaos Stopper: Prentiss, you can't mention this show. Please don't

Chaos Watcher: GRAVITY FALLS?? YOU'VE SEEN IT TOO?? 

Chaos Ender: Spencer why the fuck did you watch it?

Chaos Stopper: He's got Jack hooked on it

Chaos Stopper: They stay up two hours past his bedtime every Friday watching it

Chaos Watcher: it's a classical masterpiece and has such deep themes of familial relationships, abandoment, homophobia with the sheriff's and trauma

Chaotic Ender: Pretty boy, it's literally a few years old. It's not a classic by definition

Chaotic Creator: classic is what pops watched when he was a kid

Chaos Fighter: pfff show me the lieee

Chaotic Father: Excuse me? My shows were not classics

Chaos Ender: The Flinstones is registered as a classic

Chaotic Father: For fucks sake

Chaos Stopper: I can't ask you guys to work, can I?

Chaos Watcher: shhh we're watching papa dig himself in a hole aar. just wait

Chaotic Father: Et tu, Spencer?

Chaos Fighter: its been 5 minutes what the fuck is pen typing

Chaos Watcher: Close although the more correct would be "Et tu, Spartacus: or "Et tu, Sextus" since Spencer wasn't a used name in ancient Rome. Even though the play Julius Cesar is hypothesized to be first played in 1599 and it was used, it wouldn't fit for the time. Especially since Shakespeare always tried to keep things accurate

Chaos Watcher: That assumes I would be born with an S name

Chaos Ender: Okay but that was actually really useful information so thank you Spence

Chaos Watcher: any time jj! i love talking about shakespeare

Notes:

So! This is the rewrite of the final chapter of the fic and now I'm going to work on the first chapter of this actual story, especially so that I don't end up being threatened with my life /j

Oh, and my friend who's reading this? Just remind me in like a week to actually finish the next chapter lol