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“You know you don’t have to do this, right?” Natasha adjusted Tony’s tie.
“Actually, I kind of do?” Tony shrugged. “We have to get some more positive PR after the Incident.”
“But a Christmas party? Really? That’s going to fix you going on Bluesky and calling the President of the United States a ‘despotic, wannabe king, mad with power, who has the personality of a moldy and unsalted pretzel’?”
“Firstly: he deserved it. Secondly: it’s a non-denominational winter celebration.”
“Christmas party.”
“Non-denominational—”
“Why’d I marry you again?”
“Something about loving me until death—”
“Oh, just shut up and kiss me.”