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It all began after Phainon had finished his training for the day.
A giant white box appeared in front of him, and before Phainon could even react, he blinked and watched as words started forming on the box
Chat Channel
System_1 has joined the channel
System_2 has joined the channel
System_3 has joined the channel
System_4 has joined the channel
System_5 has joined the channel
System_6 has joined the channel
System_7 has joined the channel
System_1 has added USER_HOST_YINGXING
System_2 has added USER_HOST_ROBIN
System_3 has added USER_HOST_ANAXAGORAS
System_4 has added USER_HOST_AVENTURINE
System_5 has added USER_HOST_STELLE
System_6 has added USER_HOST_CAELUS
System_7 has added USER_HOST_CLARA
System has added ?????
Phainon blinked. Was this... a group chat?
He tried to tap the screen, but his fingers merely passed through. "How peculiar..." Phainon murmured, lowering his hand.
He looked around to see if anyone else was seeing what he was seeing, but the citizens were merely walking around, not pausing to bring any attention to the floating screen. So, maybe he was the only one who could see it?
Phainon let out a soft 'Oh!' when he heard a ping of a notification, then turned his attention back towards the floating screen.
System_1: Welcome Users to the new Chat and Messages feature :) The Systems got together and decided that it would be best if you seven could all communicate with one another in this brand-new world! This will make all your upcoming missions easier.
System_2: If anyone has questions, feel free to contact us, and we shall be there in a jiffy!
System_3: Now, have fun!!
USER_HOST_ANAXAGORAS: What, the Fuck.
Phainon felt his mouth drop a little. Was that Professor Anaxa?
USER_HOST_STELLE: ANAXAAA?????
USER_HOST_ANAXAGORAS: It's Anaxagoras, you buffon.
USER_HOST_CAELUS: holy shit what
USER_HOST_CAELUS: anaxa???? in my silly gc????
USER_HOST_ANAXAGORAS: im going to actually shoot you two the moment you set foot on this planet
USER_HOST_ROBIN: Wait.
USER_HOST_ROBIN: wait wait wait WAIITTTT
USER_HOST_ROBIN: TWO???? TWWWOOOO TRAILBLAZERRSSS???????????
USER_HOST_STELLE: 
USER_HOST_CAELUS:
USER_HOST_CAELUS: we were actually surprised too ngl
USER_HOST_CAELUS: like wdym there two of us now
USER_HOST_STELLE: plots been ruined the moment cae and i woke up 🥀
USER_HOST_STELLE: but whatever INTROOO TIMMMMEEEEE CHOP CHOP PPL @everyone
USER_HOST_AVENTURINE: holy that ping was louuddd
USER_HOST_CLARA: (｡· v ·｡) ?
USER_HOST_YINGXING: ...
USER_HOST_STELLE: what the FUCK???
USER_HOST_CAELUS: BLLLLLAAADDDDEEEEEE??????
USER_HOST_YINGXING: Hello.
Who... were all these people?
Phainon could recognize Anaxa. Actually, it was best to say he was the only one he could recognize from this group chat.
The swordsman quickly entered his room and shut the door behind him, allowing his body to carry him towards his bed as his eyes focused on the floating screen.
USER_HOST_ANAXAGORAS: Ok.
USER_HOST_ANAXAGORAS: Me, Stelle, Caelus, Robin, Aventurine, Clara????? And Fucking Blade.
USER_HOST_ANAXAGORAS: @System_3 What the fuck.
USER_HOST_CLARA: ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ it's nice to meet you all!! I'm Clara!
USER_HOST_CLARA: I didn't expect for a group chat like this to suddenly appear....
USER_HOST_ROBIN: sweetie i dont think anyone did
USER_HOST_CAELUS has changed USER_HOST_ROBIN's name to LesbianAngel
LesbianAngel: ykw yeah that matches
LesbianAngel: hello lgbtq community!!!!
USER_HOST_AVENTURINE: robin i feel like i should tell you that jade actively listens to your songs on repeat
USER_HOST_STELLE: THAT SCARY ASS LADY IS A ROBIN STANNN????
LesbianAngel: as she should queen behavior
. . . What . . . was going on?