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His plans have been failing, the admins outsmart him quicker than he adapt. It’s been, what, 3 weeks now since his last “mass exploiting”?? That’s not good.
A few days ago, he was at his local library, doing research for a project. During his adventure, a book covering myths and gods of robloxia miraculously fell on top of him. Nobody really piqued his interest, this is, other than Noli.
Noli is the bearer of the voidstar and has power beyond exploiting—beyond administration. However, he’s been absent for years due to his lack of partner, which every myth or god had.
Power beyond admins… power. Surely whoever was Noli’s partner would obtain half, if not all, of the power contained by the voidstar.
All Noli needed was a partner…
007n7 didn’t really care though and put the book back in a random spot and kept looking for a more interesting book.
But last night it was haunting him. 007n7 needed to get ahold of that power.
He needed it bad.
But who the hell would get married for a little power? It’s not even gaurenteed!
“Heyyyy, 8o8, you’re like… a huge nerd, right?”
“What the hell do you want, 007n7,” She replied, very annoyed.
“I’ll come over, thanks for inviting me!”
“7– god, I hate you.”
Just like that, 007n7 was at her door, red-bordered black pixels dissipating into the air.
He barges in and lays on her couch as soon as she opens the door, “What do you know about Noli?”
“Noli?”
“Of the voidstar? He’s retired or something…”
“Oh! Noli. They’re on hiatus, not retired. They’d honestly probably kill you for saying that.”
“Ok, whatever. I have a plan…”
***
“So let me get this straight… you want me to disguise you like a girl so you can marry Noli, a god on hiatus, for power?” 118o8 summarized.
“Sounds right to me,” 007n7 replied with full seriousness.
“You’re insane.”
“It’d work, would it not?”
“That’d take so much work!”
“$50 AND I help you get a nerd girlfriend.”
“And you don’t interact with me for a week.”
“Wha—urgg. Sure, deal.”
007n7 and 118o8 shook on it, 007n7 using his c00lgui to write a makeshift contract.
***
The two friends stood at one of the many voidstar temples and a cultist opened the doors, welcoming them in. The diguise must be really good because they were staring HARD at 007n7’s “breasts”. He discreetly set a tiny flame on their cloak and kept walking. 118o8 let out a giggle.
When they made it up to the front of the church, a summoning had already been readied. With the proper amount of cultists present and a sacrifice, it was time to begin the ritual.
007n7 turned to 118o8 and let out a dramatic cry, “If I don’t return, don’t grieve too hard for me as I’ve died for a good reason.”
“I wasn’t planning to,” 118o8 rolled her eyes and pushed him into the purple summoning that looked similar to the voidstar.
007n7 smiled and stood there, listening to the monotonous chants around him.
He caught a final glimpse of 118o8, who wasn’t even looking at him—what the hell, before white and purple flames obscured his vision.
When his vision returned, he found himself in… another temple? Though, this one was more grand and had a huge statue of, who he could only assume was, Noli standing at the end.
“Wh4t’5 th15? 4 s4cr1fice??” An echoing voice was heard before a figure swooped down and pushed 007n7 into the temple, having no care for his short dress.
007n7, with a flushed looked on his face, quickly held his dress down, “Hey d-Hey, it isn’t polite to manhandle a…”
This is fucking embarassing.
“Wh1ch t3mpl3 d0 y0u c0m3 fr0m?” The deity inquired.
“Uhh, the.. the one in Robloxia??” 007n7 responded in his best “woman” voice.
Noli seemed to notice the inconsistancy and terror in his voice.
007n7 was so fucked.
“R0bl0x1a… t3ll m3, m0r74l, wh4t 4r3 y0u?”
“What do you mean?”
“Y0ur g3nd3r.”
“I’m a woman, of course! I’ve come to be your bride.”
Noli laughed and picked up 007n7 by the back of his dress, causing him to panic and put his arms down to keep it from exposing him.
“T3ll th3m 1 d0n’7 n33d th353 us3l355 br1d3s.”
A circle began to form around 007n7 and he saw 118o8 sleeping on a bench. This is bad, how is he going to get power now??
“WAIT—Listen, listen. I’m not actually a girl!! I just-I need you to listen real quick!”
Noli halted before laughing.
007n7’s face turned a bright red, “I… I heard about your power. I’m in need of it.”
“Th3n b3c0m3 4 cul7i5t, th3y rec31v3 b1ts 0f p0w3r.”
“I don’t like the idea of devoting my life to somebody…”
“S0 y0u th0ught m4rr14g3 w4s b3tt3r th4n d3v07ing y0u’re l1fe?”
Well when you say it like that…
Before 007n7 could speak, Noli continued.
“1 sh4ll C0ns1d3r y0ur pr0pos1t1on. R3m4in h3r3 1n th3 m34nwh1l3.”
Honestly, 007n7 was already screwed, why would he stay? Noli knows that he’s not a girl, now he can’t be his partner.
Looks like he’ll have to escape.
007n7 took out his c00lgui and typed a command to light the temple ablaze. However, as he did, somebody jumped out of the shadows and tackled him, disrupting the command.
“Dude, what the hell?!”
“h4h4! Y0u… y0u p3sky BR4T!”
Was that Noli??!
007n7 fought to get him off of himself but the deity was too strong. After much struggling, he managed to break free and realized that it was heels and dress that 118o8 had put him in that was weighing him down. How do women do this shit daily?
He quickly typed a command to reset himself, putting him into his normal outfit, removing the makeup and hair.
Right as the command executed, Noli had thrown something at him, causing him to collapse and allowing Noli to pin him. They brought a hand to 007n7’s neck and began to choke to.
“1 c4m3 d0wn w1th 4 f0rm s1m1l4r t0 y0urs t0 s33 y0u cl3ar3r—t0 s33 y0u up cl0s3—4nd my…” Noli looked 007n7 up and down, “y0u l00k m0r3 t0l3r4t34bl3 in th1s f0rm 0f y0urs.”
What?
“Wh-what the fuck do you mean?! You-I-You’re—”
“4 d31ty—4 g0d— 4 my7h, t4k3 y0ur p1ck.”
This thing likes 007n7 as a guy?? Not as the girl??
“L-let go, can’t…I can’t breath—“
Noli smiled, the star levitating near him spinning. Shortly after, he let go and 007n7 began coughing.
“I want… I want to go back home.”
“Hm, bu7 th1s 1s y0ur h0m3 n0w.”
“What do you mean…”
“1 l1k3 y0u! 1 th1nk 1’d l1k3 t0 k33p y0u.”
With that, Noli spun the star and 007n7’s clothes were replaced with a long black and purple robe along with a crown similar to theirs. Noli swept 007n7 into a bridal-style carry and teleported them to a throne floating in… somewhere.
007n7 laid across Noli’s lap, his robe floating whimsically in the air. Terrified of falling off into the void, he clung onto Noli who smiled at him.
“Y0u’r3 qu1t3 th3 s1ght… y0u w4nt p0w3r, y3s?”
There’s the keyword.
“Yes, yes. Power. That’d be nice..”
Without another word, Noli bent down and kissed 007n7, their mask knocking against his lip. Noli’s lips were rough and his kiss was deep.
This wasn’t as bad as 007n7 thought it’d be….
As soon as he kissed back, Noli took them to the next step and inserted his tongue, licking all over 007n7’s mouth. His tongue was abnormally large—akin to a reptile’s but thicker. The awkward sensation made 007n7 whine which fueled the deity’s drive.
After a while, Noli finally let 007n7 breathe, which he took no time to do. Panting, he punched Noli in a soft manner,
“Fuck… hah. Don’t… hh, Let me breathe next time. I was.. I was seeing stars, dude.”
Noli laughed and repositioned them both, leaving 007n7 against the arm of the throne, facing themself, his legs wrapping around them. 007n7 knew exactly where this was going.
“Hey-hey, hey hey. I-I haven’t, this is going to hurt. I haven’t even—fuck, i’m a virgin!”
“1 c4n b3 g3ntl333,” Noli whined, he just wants 007n7 all to himself.
007n7 thought about it for a few seconds, “Ok fine, be gentle though!”
Without a second to spare, Noli undid 007n7’s robe, letting it slip off and float far into void. Immediately after, he rubbed his clothed erection against his hole and brought his fingers to 007n7’s mouth.
“Suck.”
He did. 007n7 swirled his tongue all over the fingers in his mouth, coating them in saliva. All the while, Noli grabbed 007n7’s cock and pumped it. Noli pumped faster and faster before 007n7 began to whine, then they stopped and pulled their fingers out of his mouth, a pop sound being released.
“F-Fuck…fuck you, you bas-bastard.”
“Pat13nc3, my br1de.”
Noli sat and admired the person below them who was frantically trying to move his hips, looking for friction.
“Hm, why d1d y0u try t0 b3 a g1rl wh3n y0u l00k b3tt3r th1s w4y?”
“I thought—I didn’t know Noli was fucking gay!”
The deity hummed in response and discarded his robes revealing… two… genitals. TWO?!?
007n7’s hands dart to protect himself from Noli while looking at them with a panicked expression.
“R3l4x, 1’ll us3 0n3 f0r th3 t1m3 b3ing. B3s1d3s, 1 mus7 pr3p4r3 y0u f1rst.”
007n7 hesitatingly dropped his hands before Noli stuck two fingers into him, causing him to wince in pain. Noli was very obviously not going to be gentle. 007n7 cussed them out as they began to harshly finger him, giving him no time to adjust. Noli watched 007n7’s face intently as he fingered him until they hit a spot that earned a loud moan from the the person beneath him. On cue, they scissored their fingers milking all sorts of sounds from 007n7.
Soon, the pain turned to pleasure and Noli inserted another finger, repeating the process. Now deeming 007n7 prepared enough, Noli withdrew their fingers and slammed a cock in.
007n7 let out a loud moan as Noli entered. It took a few times of Noli slamming back in for 007n7 to reach an orgasm, which Noli didn’t adjust to. They continued to slam into 007n7, using his hips as a grip.
After what felt like forever, Noli’s thrusts became sloppy and out of rythm.
“1’m—h4h.. c4n 1 cum ins1d3 y0u? Pl3as3…?” Noli pleaded.
007n7 nodded his head and Noli did, at the same time as 007n7, who whined at the feeling. They remained inside of him after releasing, keeping it all inside, heavy breathing coming both people. Noli laid on top of 007n7 for a while before sucking on his neck, eliciting whines from him and making him hard.
Noli was still hard—his other genital was. He smiled sinisterly at 007n7 upon realization of both of their members being erect. 007n7 was so fucked.
“I’m-I’m still… I feel so sensitive I don’t know if I can handle it again.”
“S3vvvv, y0u’re h4rd th0ugh. L3t m3 t4k3 c4r3 0f y0u…” Noli reached down for 007n7’s dick and began moving their thumb around the tip, drawing out whines and tiny hip thrusts.
“I’m—“
“H3r3 y0u c4n p4c3 1t.”
Noli reassured 007n7 before lifting him to his knees, a pop being heard as Noli’s dick moved from 007n7’s hole. 007n7 lined his cock up with Noli’s and begun jerking them both off, his hand hardly making it around both of them. As he got close, his breathing heavying, Noli picked him up again.
“Y0u’r3 n0t g3tt1ng 0ff by j3rk1ng y0urs3lf. Th4t’5 n0t 3n0ugh.”
007n7 wined and leaned against Noli before lining Noli’s cock up with his hole. 007n7 just wanted to cum.
He struggled to get Noli in him, his dick basically just rubbing against his hole. Noli laughed and grabbed 007n7’s hips, guiding him onto their dick.
007n7 panted and moaned as Noli entered. Finally, he got all of Noli in him. Relieved, he put his arms around Noli’s neck.
“Please just do it for me. I can’t-It’s tiring.”
“4nyth1ng f0r y0u.”
Noli whispered, grabbing 007n7’s hip and bringing it up before slamming him back down. 007n7’s grip tightened around Noli’s neck who showed no mercy and kept slamming him at a consistant pace.
“Fuck, I’m-ngh, I’m close. Please, please fast-hah, go faster.”
Noli smiled and did, moving 007n7’s hips at a faster speed and slamming him down harder.
Not long after, 007n7 came, but Noli didn’t. He kept going through 007n7’s orgasm before reaching his. By the time he did, 007n7 had already blacked out.
Noli leaned 007n7 over the arm of the throne before pulling out, cum oozing out of him. He looked at his face as he slept. How can a guy be this attractive? The deity placed kisses and hickeys all over the sleeping figure. Looking at his work done well, he decided he should clean them both up. But something was missing. Noli looked carefully before sinking his teeth into 007n7’s collarbone, drawing blood and waking the sleeping beauty.
“What are you—ow!”
“S0rry, my l0v3.”
007n7 looked at the apologetic Noli, whose head was hung low. Then he looked down at crotch. Right, they had two. Noli noticed his staring and lifted one of 007n7’s legs over his shoulder. They brought their face down to 007n7’s, “D1d y0u w4nt b0th 0f th3m 1n y0u?”
He kind of did.
“You know what? Fuck yeah,” 007n7 replied, kissing Noli, who immediately shoved their tongue down his throat.
“Y0u sh0uld st1ll b3 l00s3. C4n 1 jus7 st1ck 1t 1n?”
007n7 nodded his head and mentally prepared himself. Noli took note and stuck one of his dicks in, drawing a moan from 007n7.
They thrusted into 007n7 a few times before reaching their hand down and adding fingers into his hole. He whined and scraped at Noli’s back as he was stretched. Without realizing, he was clenching on Noli from inside.
“S3v, s3v. 1 n33d y0u t0 r3l4x.”
“Sorry-sorry! It hurts.”
Noli hummed,“Th1s w1ll b3 d1ff1cult f0r 4 v1rg1n such 4s y0u.”
They pressed kisses and hickeys on 007n7’s neck as they slammed their second dick inside of 007n7’s hole.
“YOU BASTARD—you said, hnngh-“
Noli began biting at 007n7’s neck and thrusting both dicks in, overwhelming the hacker beneath him.
007n7 was a mess. He couldn’t stop thrusting his hips—looking for more friction on his own dick—whining, and sobbing. Noli told 007n7 that he would be gentle. Noli lied to him.
After a while, the pain was replaced with pleasure and 007n7 began moaning nonstop. Noli picked up and sped up, going deeper than before.
007n7 was scratching up Noli’s back, drawing blood. He had already came once while Noli was getting his second genital in, but he was going to cum again.
Noli was an asshole.
Finally, 007n7 came and Noli was still going strong. He was fucking 007n7 raw.
“Noli, Noli, I’m spent, please-“
“1’m n0t d0n3 y3t. L3t m3 cum…”
007n7 couldn’t argue with a deity. He laid there being fucked by two dicks from one person. Noli sped up again, this time, his whole dick reaching deep into 007n7, hitting him in the spot.
Skin plapping against skin, Noli’s grunting, and 007n7’s moaning was all they could hear. 007n7 came again and Noli was still going. How much stamina does this guy have?
007n7 was milked dry when Noli got sloppy and out-of-rythm, He prepared himself for Noli’s release by hugging Noli’s head close. They smelled like sex.
Finally, Noli came with a grunt, cum spilling out of 007n7’s hole despite Noli still being in him. As Noli came, 007n7 sobbed, moaned, and twitched on Noli’s cocks.
“Are we… are we done? I’m—fuck..”
“W3’r3 d0n3, l0v3. L3t’s g3t y0u 4ll cl3an3d up, y34h?”
007n7 whined in response and Noli withdrew, cum flowing out of him. Noli found it hot and could only hope they can see it again sometime soon. The feeling caused 007n7 cringe, but his eyes were still rolled back from the pleasure. God, Noli loved this look. They would love to wreck 007n7 again.
However, there were more important matters at hand than dreaming about 007n7 being broken by Noli.
Noli spun his star and 007n7 disappeared. Before he followed, he looked at the throne. White puddles stood out on the dark, stony throne. He’d have ASPX clean it up or something. Right now he had bonding to do with his lover.
Noli teleported to a water basin, where he sent 007n7 earlier, and joined him. He was hardly conscious at this point, but he still tried to clean himself.
“S3v, l3t m3 h3lp you.”
“Last time you said that you fucked my guts out.”
“H4h4… Th1s t1m3 1’ll b3 h3lp1ng, 1 sw3ar.”
“This isn’t fair. I’m a virgin and you… you probably have centuries of practice.”
“1’m 4 v1rg1n t00. Y0u’r3 my f1rst s1nc3 my cr3at10n.”
“WHAT? There’s—There’s no way.”
Noli could only bow his head in apology. 007n7 was his first.
007n7 completely forgot about why he was there. All he know is that he got his guts rearranged by some otherworldly being.