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Friday - 09:15PM
TheAmazingGrace: Bro, I'm gay.
SwimmingGod: It's me isn't it
SwimmingGod: I am the reason for your awakening
TheAmazingGrace: WHAAAAAAAAT???? !!! ????
SwimmingGod: You just couldn't resist this body I'm so friggin... SHREDDED!!
SwimmingGod: You love it
TheAmazingGrace: Never said I didn't.
SwimmingGod: I KNEW IT!
SwimmingGod: You were just after my body!
SwimmingGod: I feel so used!
TheAmazingGrace: Lol But seriously, Perce. It's not you. Sorry.
SwimmingGod: WHAT?!
SwimmingGod: OKAY NOW I AM OFFENDED WHO IS THIS HOTSHOT THAT MADE YOU GAY
SwimmingGod: THE HELL
TheAmazingGrace: This Italian dude in my Art Class.
TheAmazingGrace: Nico I think is his name.
SwimmingGod: OH MY GODS
SwimmingGod: NICO DI ANGELO???!
TheAmazingGrace: That's his full name?
SwimmingGod: HJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
TheAmazingGrace: Why are you laughing?
SwimmingGod: HAHAHHAhahAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
TheAmazingGrace: ...
SwimmingGod: HAHAHHAHAHhAhAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH
SwimmingGod: HAHAHHAHAHhAhAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
SwimmingGod: HAHAHHAHAHhAhAHAHAHAHH
TheAmazingGrace: ...
TheAmazingGrace: He's not ugly, Percy.
TheAmazingGrace: He is pretty cute.
SwimmingGod: "HE IS PRETTY CUTE"
SwimmingGod: AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
SwimmingGod: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH
SwimmingGod: OMG AHHAHAAHHA
TheAmazingGrace: ...
TheAmazingGrace: Ok. Are you done laughing now?
SwimmingGod: Not really no
SwimmingGod: But I will stop for the sake of your sanity
TheAmazingGrace: Thank you.
SwimmingGod: Always
TheAmazingGrace: Anyways
TheAmazingGrace: Care to explain why on earth were you laughing?
TheAmazingGrace: Have you seen the guy?!
TheAmazingGrace: He is gorgeous!
SwimmingGod: Cute AND gorgeous
SwimmingGod: WOW
SwimmingGod: He's all THAT he made you gay??????
SwimmingGod: REALLY JASON
SwimmingGod: I WASNT ENOUGH FOR YOU???
SwimmingGod: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
TheAmazingGrace: I love you, Percy.
SwimmingGod: WELL APPARENTLY NOT ANYMORE!
SwimmingGod: BECAUSE OF NICO!!!!
TheAmazingGrace: You still haven't answered my question.
SiwmmingGod: Sorry what question?
SwimmingGod: I'm doing my Advance Stat homework
SwimmingGod: and I am so tired of seeing questions
SiwmmingGod: and numbers
TheAmazingGrace: Awww, look at you. Being a good college student.
SwimmingGod: WELL NOT ALL OF US ARE FUCKING SMART OK
SwimmingGod: SOME OF US AREN'T FOOTBALL CAPTAINS WITH STRAIGHT As
SwimmingGod: SOME OF US ACTUALLY HAVE TO STUDY
SwimmingGod: NOT JUST SWIM AROUND ALL DAY IN THE FUCKING POOL
TheAmazingGrace: Whoa calm down, man! Don't take your anger out on me!
SwimmingGod: I KNOW I KNOW I AM SORRY
SwimmingGod: BUT I AM JUST SO MAD
TheAmazingGrace: It's the joint practice, isn't it?
SwimmingGod: HE WAS SO FAST JACE!!
SwimmingGod: HE BEAT ME!!
SwimmingGod: IN MY FRIGGIN ELEMENT!!! FREESTYLE!!!
SwimmingGod: THAT JAPANESE SWIMMER!
SwimmingGod: HARU WHATSHISFACE
SwimmingGod: HE WAS LIKE A DOLPHIN!!
SwimmingGod: A FISH!
TheAmazingGrace: Okay, so it turned out bad then. But relax it was only practice, Perce.
SwimmingGod: Well yeah thank the gods it was because he would've won tHE FUCKING OLYMPICS DUDE!!!!!!!!
SwimmingGod: I just
SwimmingGod: I've never seen someone swim like that
SwimmingGod: but anyways sorry let's get back to you
SwimmingGod: what was your question?
TheAmazingGrace: Always know that you will always be the best swimmer for me, Percy. Only you. You're the fastest swimmer and most graceful I have ever seen. I know that you've worked so hard to be in the position you are currently in. Not a lot of people can become the Swim Team's Captain and be bloody amazing at it.
TheAmazingGrace: So don't let this Japanese guy get you down. Instead, think of him as a challenge to you.
SwimmingGod: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH JASON GRACE
SwimmingGod: PLEASE MARRY ME
TheAmazingGrace: I would, but I am currently a bit taken with someone else.
TheAmazingGrace: Which reminds me...
TheAmazingGrace: Why were you laughing?
TheAmazingGrace: And how on Earth did you even know his full name?
TheAmazingGrace: Is he in your class?
TheAmazingGrace: Nico, I mean.
SwimmingGod: Oh right.
SwimmingGod: Idk if I ever told you but my Dad's hella rich
SwimmingGod: and we have this summer vacation house
SwimmingGod: that turns out to be beside this other summer vacation house
SwimmingGod: that turns out to be owned by Dad's bff back in college
SwimmingGod: that turns out to be Nico's Dad
SwimmingGod: long story short, Nico is my childhood pal during the summers
TheAmazingGrace: WHAT
TheAmazingGrace: WHAT
TheAmazingGrace: WHAT
TheAmazingGrace: WHAT
TheAmazingGrace: WHAT
TheAmazingGrace: W H A T
SwimmingGod: Yeah, bro
TheAmazingGrace: But he's from Italy???????????
SwimmingGod: His family is friggin rich, dude
SwimmingGod: But yeah he's from Italy
SwimmingGod: Hence, the Italianess
SwimmingGod: DUH
TheAmazingGrace: And you never told me about him?????
TheAmazingGrace: YOU WERE HOLDING OUT ON ME PERCE
SwimmingGod: I'm sorry! I didn't know he would be your type!
SwimmingGod: IN FACT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU WERE GAY!
SwimmingGod: UNTIL A FEW MINUTES AGO
TheAmazingGrace: Oh, right.
TheAmazingGrace: Sorry.
SwimmingGod: Apology accepted
SwimmingGod: Besides, I didn't know he'd go to college here
SwimmingGod: Which is weird
SwimmingGod: I mean, aren't there colleges in Italy??????
TheAmazingGrace: It doesn't matter, bro. He's here now and he's in my Art Class. <3
SwimmingGod: OMG
SwimmingGod: THE HEART
SwimmingGod: jflksdjflsakdjflaskdjfl;askdjfLKASDFJaslkjdfs
SwimmingGod: That is so gay even for you, bro.
TheAmazingGrace: I know.
TheAmazingGrace: I'm just embracing it.
Friday - 11:55PM
SwimmingGod: Thank you
TheAmazingGrace: For what?
SwimmingGod: For telling me about the gay thing
TheAmazingGrace: Oh. Well, you're my best friend. I wouldn't hide that from you.
SwimmingGod: Awww, I'm proud of you, man
TheAmazingGrace: Thanks! Also thanks for accepting me.
SwimmingGod: It doesn't really change anything tbh, man
SwimmingGod: I love you still the same
SwimmingGod: It just so happens you like something else
SwimmingGod: NBD
TheAmazingGrace: I love you so much, do you know that?
SwimmingGod: Of course I do! WHY WOUDLNT YOU????
TheAmazingGrace: Oh gods
SwimmingGod: I'm done with my homework so I'm all yours now
TheAmazingGrace: You mean you weren't back then?!
SwimmingGod: Of course I was
SwimmingGod: Anyways
SwimmingGod: Water you gonna do doe?
TheAmazingGrace: About what?
SwimmingGod: Nico
SwimmingGod: The new found light of your boring life
SwimmingGod: DUH
SwimmingGod: KEEP UP WITH THE PROGRAM GRACE
TheAmazingGrace: Uh... nothing?
TheAmazingGrace: I don't even know the guy that much. I've done small talks with him but I wanna be friends with him first.
SwimmingGod: You'll like him
SwimmingGod: Nico's great!
TheAmazingGrace: Really? He does seem like it!
TheAmazingGrace: He's amazing at drawing, Perce! You should have seen what he drew today!
SwimmingGod: AWWW LOOK AT YOU
SwimmingGod: YOU REALLY LIKE HIM DONT YOU
TheAmazingGrace: Well, yeah! He's the whole reason I'm like this right now, you know.
SwimmingGod: I'M SO AMUSED YOU HAVE NO IDEA
SwimmingGod: ....
SwimmingGod: HANG ON I HAVE AN IDEA
TheAmazingGrace: I have a bad feeling I'm not gonna like this
SwimmingGod: OH SHUT UP
SwimmingGod: YOU'LL THANK ME LATER
TheAmazingGrace: Okay.......
SwimmingGod has created a group chat.
SwimmingGod added TheAmazingGrace.
SwimmingGod added GhostKing13.
SwimmingGod has renamed the group to "The Big Three Alliance"