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[’10 Little Soldier Boys went out to dine one choked his little self and then there were 9.’]
Noob, a foodie, dies from over-eating from the loss of Guest 666 a friend.
[‘9 Little Soldier Boys sat up very late, one overslept himself and then there were 8.’]
Two Time’s death from the Nightshades their partner oh so loved.
[‘8 Little Soldier Boys traveling in Devon, one said he’d stay there and then there were 7.]
Guest 1337, a soldier remaining in the battlefield despite his family’s insistence to stay.
[‘7 Little Soldier Boys chopping up sticks, one chopped himself in halves and then there were 6.’]
Chance’s death from being backstabbed by their former lover partner.
[‘6 Little Soldier Boys playing with a hive, a bumblebee stung one and then there were 5.’]
Taph’s death from their own tripmines, after he accidentally triggered the one surrounding their home.
[‘5 Little Soldier Boys going in for law, one got into Chancery and then there were 4.’]
Builderman going missing in Block Tales after the convention, and unlike the canon, he never comes back.
[‘4 Little Soldier Boys going out to sea, a red herring swallowed one and then there were 3’]
Dusekkar being taken by the Spectre. The only guy who isn’t actually killed funnily enough. The herring represents the Spectre.
[‘3 Little Soldier Boys walking in the zoo, a big bear hugged one and then there were 2.’]
Elliot’s death during a particularly risky delivery task in the forest and ending up Forsaken.
[‘Two Little Soldier Boys sitting in the sun, one got all frazzled up and then there was one’]
With Shedletsky’s influence over SFOTH slowly disappearing along with his divinity, a practice session in the SFOTH ended up being his demise, as he fell into the void whilst burning in the sunlight.
[‘One Little Soldier Boy left all alone, he went out and hung himself…’]
007n7 losing it after the disappearance of his son, killing himself.
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[‘A N D T H E N T H E R E W E R E N O N E.’]