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Stelle created an unnamed group chat
Stelle added Lumine
Lumine changed unnamed group chat to Immortal Socialization Group
Stelle - thank you for coming to my ted talk
Lumine - bro.
I risk death and this is the 1st thing ya say?
Stelle - hey!!! 😠
You agreed!!
Lumine - sigh.
Just add your anti social immoral
Stelle - will do homie will do
Stelle added Blade to Immortal Socialization Group
Stelle - and now if he would just look at his phone . . . 😒
Lumine - not sure if mine even knows what a phone is
Stelle - lol
Lumine - well, here goes nothing
Lumine added unnamed number to Immortal Socialization Group
Stelle - bro didnt even name himself 💀
Lumine - he is like 500 years old or something
Stelle - old old!! Booooo!!
Blade - what the funk
What is this
Lumine - he didn’t even actually curse
Stelle - he just be like that
He does curse at good old Dannie boy tho
Blade - . . .
I am going to leave
Lumine locked the group chat
Blade - . . .
Stelle - 🤣
Unnamed number - this screen is stupidly small
Lumine - he knows how to type!!
Stelle - 😱
Blade - back to my question
What is this?
Unnamed number - I too would like to know
Stelle - I can’t, bro . . . Bro
Lumine - I got u
Lumine changed unnamed number’s name to Rerir
Lumine - boom
No longer a problem
Stelle - anygays, yall are here cause yall immoral anti social people
Lumine - and I need more funny drama in my life
All this fatui that and archon this are gonna make me crash out
Stelle - so bothering others it is!
Now be friends!!
Blade - I got work to do
Good bye
Rerir - got murder to plan
Blade and Rerir are offline
Lumine - . . .
I didn’t go through nearly dying to throw a phone at a sinner just to immediately get shot down
Stelle - real
I say we bother them both with increasing weird questions and vaguely invasive knowledge on their backstories
Lumine - oh, how you get me
Start tomorrow then?
Stelle - ya bet!!
See ya later girlie
Lumine - 💀
I thought we agreed to not call me that
Stelle - . . .
Stelle went offline in a very dramatic fashion, that just couldn’t be put into words
Lumine went to go beat up a ginger because of this