When Crowley's meatsuit mutinies it's up to Castiel and the Winchesters to help The King Of Hell get back into his favourite blood and guts condominium. What starts off as a seemingly easy assignment quickly turns into a drama about a dead dog and a haphazard pile of memories. Putting a leash on Crowley's body proves harder than expected.
Takes place after season five, AU afterwards--Sam was rescued from Hell in much the same manner as Dean. Otherwise it's canon.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE REAL PROBLEMS -- Masterpost
Title: Some People Have Real Problems
Fandom: Supernatural
Word count (total fic): 20,245
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None, really, maybe some Dean/Cas hints. Don't hold the lack of pairing against it, though--If you're a dog lover, you'll probably like this story...
This was written for the 
crowley_bigbang on livejournal. I didn't quite make it for the official track, so this is the unofficial posting :P.
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