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The Scholar and the Scoundrel

Summary:

Christmas at Pemberley. With an unexpected guest.

Notes:

well, fascinating news, also noted on my anenglishwolf account! In further developments of my experience of #fandom, I am now in receipt of Twitter-threats of plagiarism on my TheBadLibrarian Twitter account. How simply par for the course! Plagiarism via feeding my work through an AI meatgrinder, and then this drooling fanscummer/fanscummers taking credit for it as they disseminate ‘their’ horrid shit-coated ‘creation’.

Dear old #fandom! Always disgusting, never surprising! I expect the simply vile disgustopigs feel they have not had their boots licked and arses kissed sufficiently, and are therefore completely justified in attempting to destroy someone’s life.

Narc-turds of #fandom ahoy!! There's classy, peeps: vulnerable autistic adult, already forced out of #fandom, having had an interesting impersonaturd experience, and now threatened with AI plagiarism. Nice, huh?

 

ETA: well, well, well! and here was I, thinking that threats of plagiarism were as stinkybulging nasty and downright disgusting as fandom could possibly get! Sadly - but not surprisingly - I was wrong! Now I have at least one libelshitty fanporker trying to paint me as a paedophile. No, not shittin' ya! The delicate irony of the sitch being, of course, that [name redacted] has some genuinely creepy pervturdery amongst its early 'work'... Projectionpervporkers of #fandom, check 'em out!

Oh, how? Grounds? Well, settle in and grab a cuppa. I'm having CBT therapy for OCD. ... What? Well, ain't that enough? do the math, kiddies: I have OCD. I have to check the old homestead out re: security, safety, risk assessments etc. like it's the Franklin Mint before I leave, and worry about it when I'm out. andddd... A symptom, for some folk, of OCD, is 'intrusive thoughts'. e.g. you might suddenly think how easy it would be to murder someone. Or feel an urge, crossing a bridge, to jump off it. Or you might - some folk do - have a sudden panicked thought that you might be a pedo - irrespective of any evidence for that. As it happens, I don't have that symptom. It wouldn't make me a kiddy-interferer if I did: it just so happens that I don't.

But what does that matter to a projectingperv crimporker of fandom, bent on destruction and hate? Ignore the facts: snoop the email, hack the private info, work the narc tactics, send in the enablers and destroy, destroy, destroy...

Chapter Text

"Great heavens!" cried Mrs Bennet, as she stepped down from the carriage, and turned to face the green velvet lawns of Pemberley.  "I do declare, I am frozen like unto being an icicle, after so many hours of travel in that chilly box of ice!  And that, despite three blankets and a lambskin muff!"  Mrs Bennet's complaints were not entirely unjustified, however habitual they might be.  Over the beautiful green sward of Pemberley's turf, there was a light sprinkling of snow, and a fierce chill in the air that suggested strongly that there might be more on the way.  Her husband, following her out of the carriage, as she was handed out by the coachman, coughed slightly and observed, "If I were thou, then I would make the most of it, my dear. Think how hot will be your eventual destination, where a block of ice will constitute a veritable refreshment and a pleasure!"  Fortunately, however, Mrs Bennet was distracted from the pleasantries of her spouse of a decade or three, by the arrival upon the scene of her host and hostess, and the simultaneous near-falling out of the carriage of her three younger daughters, all of them in such a squabble that it had delayed their arrival upon the scene.  This was a secondary consideration, however, so far as Mrs Bennet was concerned.  "Ho!  Lizzy!" she shrieked now: and positively threw herself in the direction of her second daughter.  Who was in no position to greet her with the warm and motherly hug Mrs Bennet attempted, since Mrs Bennet had after all succeeded in rearing five girlchildren to adulthood without losing any of them to scarlet fever, or the grippe, or any of them murdering her  herself, which taken all in all was quite a creditable achievement.