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The Episode starts in the Krusty Krab, Spongebob and Squidward arrived back.
Spongebob: Well, we did it! Wasn't that so fun Squidward?
Squidward: No… it wasn't. My tentacles are about to snap any second if I walk another step.
Mr. Krabs walks in
Mr. Krabs: Well too bad. You're coming with me for a second Mr. Squidward!
Squidward: What for?
Mr. Krabs: You'll see.
Mr. Krabs picks up Squidward and takes him to his office
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, while you're at it, introduce the contestants will ya?
Spongebob: Sure thing Mr. K!
Mr. Krabs and Squidward exits to his office
The first contestant to arrive is a young lady with a camera
Spongebob: So you must be Wendy I suppose? Welcome in!
Wendy: Uh, thanks. It's really strange to be invited here, but I guess it's better than having to deal with death.
Spongebob: Trust me, it's way better than death.
Wendy: Good to know.
Spongebob: Well, make yourself at home here!
Wendy fully enters the Krusty Krab
The second contestant to arrive is another young lady, this time she's wielding a scythe
Spongebob: You must be Ruby Rose? I've heard you're an experienced fighter?
Ruby: I am! I can take on anything that you can throw at me.
Spongebob: Maybe you can take care of Plankton when he tries to steal the secret formula again.
Ruby: I don't know who he is, but I can deal with him if he tries to.
Spongebob That's great! Please make yourself at home here!
Ruby fully enters the Krusty Krab
The third contestant to arrive appears to be anthropomorphic wolf
Spongebob: Well you look very fancy today! I'm assuming you're Lycaon, right?
Lycaon: Indeed, a pleasure to meet you. I'm always at your service.
Spongebob: Why thank you! Please make yourself comfy here!
Lycaon enters inside
The fourth contestant to arrive appears to be a Serbian man
Spongebob: And you must be Niko Bellic? A pleasure for you to join us here today!
Niko: Thanks for the introduction, but lets save the small talk for when everyone gets here alright?
Spongebob: Um, I guess… But why though?
Niko: I'm a very busy man, so having to deal with small conversations like these gets in the way.
Spongebob: I suppose so… please enter.
Niko enters inside
The fifth contestant to arrive appears to be a small purple dragon
Spongebob: It looks like we have a flying contestant in our mists. Welcome aboard Cynder!
Cynder: The pleasure is all mine! Although, I'm still wondering how I'm still able to fly, even though we're underwater?
Spongebob: That's the neat part, there's no logic here underwater!
Cynder: I guess you're right, it's still kind of strange though.
Spongebob: You'll get used to it. But until then, make yourself welcome here!
Cynder flies inside
The sixth contestant appears to be a small moth
Spongebob: Umm… where's the next contestant.
"Down here"
Spongebob looks down and find the next contestant
Spongebob: Oops. Sorry, you're just as small as Plankton, lol. Anyways, welcome in Mothiva!
Mothiva: Gee… thanks…
Spongebob: Hey, look at the bright side, at least I didn't accidentally step on you.
Mothiva: Yeah, I guess. Still disrespectful however…
Spongebob: Just put a smile on your face and you'll be fine. Come in!
Mothiva walks in with an annoyed look
The seventh contestant appears to be a fisherman
Spongebob: Welcome in- oh…
The fisherman greets Spongebob with a head nod
Spongebob: Uhh… welcome in Dave.
Dave gets a bit closer to Spongebob to examine him further. Dave then walks inside
Spongebob: Uhhhhh… ok then…
The eighth contestant to arrive appears to be a high-school girl
Spongebob: And you must be Ashlyn? I know you're not much of a people person, but we're still glad you're here!
Ashlyn: Um, thanks…? I've actually been improving my social skills.
Spongebob: Is that so?
Ashlyn: When you're stuck in a parallel universe during the night, you pretty much have to work with one you usually don't want to.
Spongebob: Seems scary, but I'm sure of you that it won't happen here! Come on in!
Ashlyn enters in
The ninth contestant appears to be a human-sized walking doll
Spongebob: Okay, you must be Ragatha, correct.
Ragatha: Yes, that's me!
Spongebob: Awesome! You're probably the sweetest one I've seen thus far.
Ragatha: Well I try to be. But I'm glad I can put a smile on your face.
Spongebob: Glad to hear that! Please come in!
Ragatha enters
The tenth contestant to arrive appears to be an officer
Spongebob: Another tough guy I see, nice to meet you Leon!
Leon: Nice to meet you too. Are you sure this is the right place?
Spongebob: It's most definitely the place of all time!
Leon: Is it safe here at least?
Spongebob: Depends on what you define "safe". Come on in and find out.
Leon enters
The eleventh contestant to arrive appears to be a young man
Spongebob: Well you look stylish today! Welcome aboard Roxas!
Roxas: Thank you. It's nice to finally be able to do this type of stuff.
Spongebob: That's great to hear. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
Roxas: I hope not, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Spongebob: It sure is, head on inside.
Roxas walks inside
The twelfth contestant arrives while riding a skateboard. They nearly hit Spongebob while entering inside
Spongebob: Bart… you nearly ran me over with your skateboard!
Bart: Oops. Sorry man, I couldn't stop for nobody.
Spongebob: Well, you're already in here, so no need for you to introduce yourself I suppose.
Meanwhile the thirteenth contestant arrives right behind Spongebob, this one appearing to be a light switch
Spongebob: Oh, Liy. Didn't see you there. Welcome in!
Liy: Um, hello. Are you good?
Spongebob: I don't know, ask Bart?
Spongebob glares at Bart
Bart: Look, you were in the way. Not my fault.
Liy: Well, whatever the problem is, I thought your skateboarding skills are pretty good.
Bart: Thanks.
Liy enters
The fourteenth contestant arrives, they appear to be some sort of ninja
Spongebob: Okay, ignoring what just happened, welcome Knives to the party!
Knives: Thank you for the warm welcome! Very much appreciated!
Spongebob: The pleasure is all mine! Come right in!
Knives walks inside
Bart: Wow, you look awesome!
Knives: Why thank you.
The fifteenth and the sixteenth contestants arrive, one is a mermaid and the other is a pufferfish
Spongebob: Wow! A double aquatic greetings to both of you! Welcome in Camie and Sykes!
Camie: Oh my, it's so nice to meet you little one!
Sykes: The pleasure is also mine too. Is your boss here?
Spongebob: Of course! He's in his office.
Sykes: Awesome! I got to speak to him this instant!
Sykes swims towards Mr. Krabs office and enters
Spongebob: Ok then, it's a pleasure you're here! I haven't seen a mermaid in so long. You're lucky that Patrick isn't here right now, or he'll have a massive crush on you.
Patrick suddenly walks behind Spongebob
Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
Spongebob: Oh Patrick, you're here.
Patrick: Yep, and who is this- oh… my… goodness… You're stunning.
Camie: Oh, why thank you.
Spongebob: Ok, let's just let you enter before anything else happens.
Camie swims inside
Spongebob: Patrick, can you please go sit at a table or something? I'm trying to do introductions here.
Patrick: Sure thing buddy.
Patrick sits at the nearest table
Spongebob: Ok then.
The seventeenth contestant arrives, they appear to be a kid with a notebook
Spongebob: I forgot that you don't speak, but that shouldn't be a problem. Welcome aboard Drew!
Drew: (via notebook) "Thank you! It's a pleasure to be there :D"
Spongebob: I'm so happy to hear! I've heard that you're one of the nicest contestants to have here!
Drew: (via notebook) "That's right. I wouldn't hurt a fly!"
Spongebob: That's what I like to hear! Come on in and make yourself right at home!
Drew draws a smiley face on the notebook to show as a sign of gratitude. He then enters inside
The eighteenth contestant arrives, they appear to be a much smaller kid
Spongebob: Looks like we got another kid. Welcome aboard Kyle!
Kyle: Uh, hi there. Is this the right place?
Spongebob: It sure is.
Kyle: This doesn't look like how I imagined it would be, but I guess this is fine.
Spongebob: Don't worry, you'll have a fun time here, I bet. Come on in!
Kyle enters inside
The nineteenth contestant arrives, they appear to be some sort of princess
Spongebob: And from the stars up in the sky, it's Rosalina! Welcome aboard!
Rosalina: Well this is a nice welcome I must say. It's nice to meet you too.
Spongebob: Glad you like the welcoming, I try my best to do so. Come on in!
Rosalina enters inside
The twentieth contestant arrives, they appear to be an asian lady
Spongebob: Now we're getting close to having everyone here! Welcome in Sae-byeok!
Sae-byeok: Hi there. Is this the place where the competition is taking place?
Spongebob: It sure is! How about you come on in and explore?
Sae-byeok: Alright then.
Sae-byeok enters inside
The twenty-first contestant arrives, they appear to be a hunter
Spongebob: Well, we have a scary contestant here. Welcome in Shaw!
Shaw! Howdy there little one. Are there any animals around these parts?
Spongebob: I'm pretty sure there is?
Shaw: Awesome! Time for me to-
Lycaon takes away Shaw's gun
Shaw: Hey! Give that back! It's my precious!
Lycaon: You were planning on trying to harm the animals, I have the right to confiscate it.
Shaw gets mad and enters inside
The twenty-second contestant arrives, they appear to be a virtual diva
Spongebob: Well look who it is, it's the virtual diva herself, Teto! Welcome aboard!
Teto: Hi! It's a pleasure to be here!
Spongebob: The pleasure is all mine! I can't for the moment for you to sing during your time here!
Teto: Well, you might be able to hear me sing!
Spongebob: Amazing! I can't wait! Please make yourself right at home!
Teto enters inside
The twenty-third contestant arrives, they appear to be a black dragon
Spongebob: Oh, another very scary contestant I see. Um, welcome aboard Lighthunter!
Lighthunter: Scary? I'll have you know that I'm not that scary! Do you want me to be?
Spongebob: Oh no no no, it's just-
Spongebob continues to have a yapping session, meanwhile Lighthunter is seen rolling his tongue around out of boredom
Spongebob: Um, are you paying attention?
Lighthunter: Of course I am.
Spongebob: Alright then. Make yourself at home here!
Lighthunter flies inside, but stopped at the sudden realization that there are humans here
Lighthunter: This is gonna be a problem…
The last contestant to arrive appears to be a very tough lady
Spongebob: Well, we're at our final contestant! Welcome aboard Lara Croft!
Lara: Hi, good to meet you! I've heard that this is where the competition is taking place, correct?
Spongebob: It sure is! I've also heard that you're a fighter?
Lara: I'm most certainly am!
Spongebob: Glad to know about it! Please come in and make yourself at home!
Lara enters inside
Spongebob: Welp, that's all the contestants! Time to tell-
"Erm… you forgot about someone else?"
Spongebob: Wait a minute…
Spongebob looks at the cast list, and was truly flabbergasted when he forgot the very first number of the list
Spongebob: Oh no… It can't be…
Plankton enters
Plankton: Oh yes it can be!
Spongebob: How did you…?
Plankton: Save the questions for later sponge-for-brains, I'm here to compete!
Mr. Krabs rushes out of the office in a flash, Squidward and Sykes also exit the office
Mr. Krabs: Oh no you don't Plankton! I never puted you on the cast list! Now get lost!
Plankton: Actually you did…
Plankton shows Krabs the cast list
Mr. Krabs: That's impossible! I never outed you at the top. You must have tinkered with the list!
Squidward: Well… it's too late to make any changes to the cast now Krabs. You might as well let him play.
Mr. Krabs: (thinking to himself) "I actually think this won't be too bad actually. I could use him as a punching bag I suppose."
Mr. Krabs: Alright Plankton, you can play.
Plankton: Yes!
Mr. Krabs: On one condition…
Plankton: Which is?
Mr. Krabs: You'll have to be on a team by yourself! This is your punishment for messing around with the cast list and adding yourself to it.
Plankton: Ok… shouldn't be that bad.
Mr. Krabs: Alright then, since everyone is here, let's split up into 4 teams of 6!
Squidward: But who would be the 4th captain? You said that me, you and Spongebob are basing it on what we choose?
Mr. Krabs: Uhh… Patrick can be it I guess.
Patrick: What's happening again?
One Title Card Later…
Mr. Krabs: Okay, is everyone good?
Everyone Else: Yes
Mr. Krabs: Alright then, go and get some rest, and be ready for tomorrow!
Everyone exits
Squidward: Are you sure this is still a good idea!
Mr. Krabs: The best idea I came up with, who wouldn't want to host a show called Total…
Drama…
Krusty Khaos!
Mr. Krabs laughs as the screen fades to black
End of Episode 1
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Krabs's Team: Von Lycaon - Mothiva - Roxas - Rosalina - Kang Sae-byeok - Sykes
Spongebob's Team: Ruby Rose - Ashlyn Banner - Ragatha - Leon S. Kennedy - Drew - Kasane Teto
Squidward's Team: Wendy Christensen - Niko Bellic - Bart Simpson - Knives Chau - Shaw - Lighthunter
Patrick's Team: Cynder - Dave the Diver - Liy - Camie - Kyle Broflovski - Lara Croft
Plankton's Team: Plankton
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And that's a wrap of the first ever episode! I hope you enjoyed the read, and see you in Episode 2! - Spongebob Squarepants