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The game is getting boring and the Spectre wants to add a new killer.
“Hmm who could I add.” It says as it considers the possibilities.
SO the Spectre decides to host a SUPER DUPER COOLIO PEAK KILLER AUDITION. To see who shall be the next killer in fors*ken.
“Hi im Azure.” says the purple tentacle demon. “Toe Timmy highkey killed me and now I hate their balls and wanna kill them and kill everyone else too. I also have many fans!!”
“Fuh naw” says the spectre. “Get off the stage fr.”
“Yo cuh im Doombringer I’m an admin and super cool fr fr.” Bro is NOT cool though bro literally has a bucket hat 🙏(joke doom is very coolio) “I ban people or something idk.”
“Lamee boo next. When does this game get good bruh.”
That is when the beautiful charming elegant wondrous luminous extravagant pretty gorgeous magnificent joyful NOSFERATU appears. “Heh… hey bbg”
“ZOO WEE MAMA!!” said the Spectre “YOU’RE HIRED!!”
“T-t-tthank you!!” said nosferatu. “C-c-cc-c-c-can I have a super op moveset daddy spectre.,., pretty pwees///” he said, flashing his piercing blue orbs and fluttering his long lashes.
“Of course my little sugoi kitten…” the spectre growled posessively.