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Published:
2025-12-18
Completed:
2025-12-18
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32,528
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22/22
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Puss in Bruges

Summary:

In a surprising twist of fate, Ken, Harry and Ray find their paths cross with Puss in Boots, Kitty and, last but not least, Death, as they chase one another IN F*CKING BRUGES, where the lines of mortality and morality converge and diverge in all directions, stringing along numerous unexpected guests.
Will they find the grace to redeem themselves, or will they forever be condemned to an eternal wild goose chase in this purgatory called Bruges? Find out in this convoluted crossover fanfic, which is stuck in a quantum position between golden masterpiece and shitty writersslop, until you, the reader, graces us with their critical but just gaze.

Chapter 1: Puss in Bruges

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Puss in Bruges

A Tale of Assassin Characterization and Character Assassination

 

An image of Ray, Ken and Puss in Boots, with their faces dragged out horizontally

 

“A deeply problematic work, [Puss in Bruges] is the kind of story that makes you regret the invention of language.”

De Grijze Bruggenaar

 

“[Puss in Bruges] is the latest example of writers feeling the need to stuff woke ideology down the reader’s anus.”

De Perigram

 

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“It is pretty gay.”

Josh Strife Gays