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The ENTIRE credits for this section goes to a TikTok creator
*y/n changing in the corridor* (The open corridor 😀-dying inside-)
y/n: Shit, I only have 1 minute!
Pansy: Are you insane? What if someone sees you?
y/n: And? I’m faster than their stares. (Ermmmm that’s not how that works)
*y/n starts unbuttoning her blouse* ( 😀please stop)
*The Slytherin boys start watching* (STOP 😭)
Draco: My father will definitely hear about this.
Regulus (NOT REGULUS BEING ONE GENERATION LATE): And what exactly, Malfoy? That you couldn’t stop staring?
*The Slytherins continue to look at y/n* (PLEASE STOP)
*Pulls off her skirt*
*Harry is now also staring* (what 😀)
Mattheo: Eyes somewhere else, Potter… unless you want them hexed shut…
*Harry looks away* (THANK GOD)
*Mattheo proceeds to start looking* ( 😀what)
*y/n struggles to get into her dress*
Theo: I’m going to check if she needs a hand.
Mattheo: She doesn’t need your help, Theo!
y/n: I need help!
*Theo smirks and walks away*
*Mattheo death stare #1*
Enzo (Excuse me who?? 😀): Yeah well, she probably needs a second opinion…
*Mattheo death stare #2*
Regulus (NO, GO BACK TO JAMES PLEASE STOP 😭): …and a third…
*Mattheo death stare #3*
Blaise: If everyone’s going, I’m not missing out.
*Mattheo death stare #4*
Draco: Don’t look at me, I’m not joining that circus… (THANK YOU)
—END OF THE TIKTOK— (Thank God)
Another one for more context (From @riddlesxwrlds)
*y/n is looking at harry*
Mattheo: don’t look at him. Why are you looking at him? Look at me.
y/n: Jealousy looks good on you Mattheo (SYBAU)
Mattheo: I don’t share, y/n
y/n: Good boy, I don’t share either. (...someone get me the bleach)
-end of the tiktok-
Having a good time reader? (I genuinely hope not or else I’m reporting you to medical services) Well, now it’s YOUR TURN!! 😀LET’S SEE HOW YOU DO WHEN YOU’RE TELEPORTED INTO Y/N’S PLACE!!! (Good luck soldier. Chances of survival are LOWWWWW)
—----You get teleported into y/n’s place—-------------
-Morning-
You wake up to the bright sunshine and bird song. Suddenly, you hear someone calling you.
“Y/N! Wake up!”
Coming! You say. But you’re actually really confused because THAT’S NOT YOUR MOM’S VOICE 😀(Yes you lived with your mom in this, and yes that is a guess of what you’re doing in real life)
You get out of bed and discover that this room looks EXACTLY like the Slytherin dorms. And you’re correct! It turns out that the voice calling you was actually Pansy!
You find a piece of paper which says: Good luck surviving. Btw I’m doing this because I need a story to post on AO3 😀
Well… now you’re stuck here for who knows how long. You see that on the back of the page is a quick summary of what has happened so far into the story.
(You read the context that you just read a few pages ago)
…You aren’t surviving these next few days.
You’re also pretty sure that you look different now, so you go to the mirror to check it out.
As suspected, you look completely different. You have long blond hair, SPARKLING *sarcasm* and LUSCIOUS blue eyes, a very petit body and also you just in general look like a y/n. (You hate it 😀)
-Great Hall-
You sit at the farthest corner of the Slytherin table you can find, and try not to draw attention to yourself. You grab a few (read as a lot) of food and start munching like the big back you are. 💗
Suddenly, a few boys slide in beside you. (This is where the nightmare starts 😀)
(Also these people are: Mattheo, Theo, Enzo and Blaise. Draco hates you (YAY) and I’ve taken Regulus out because WDYM HE’S STILL IN SCHOOL??? HE DIED 20 YEARS AGO)
“How are you enjoying your breakfast?” Mattheo asks, NONCHALANTLY.
You decide that staying silent is the best idea because they would send you to an asylum and if you tried talking you would sound exactly like the y/n before you.
“Grumpy?” Mattheo says.
You grunt, stand up and leave. But instead of being annoyed, the guys just start following you. Mattheo even chuckles.
“What are you guys doing?” You say in an icy voice.
“Feisty!” Blaise says. (WHiLe SmIrKiNG)
You slap him across the cheek.
“If you CREEPS don’t stop following me I’m going to call a teacher. And report you to Child Services.”
--End of Chapter 1--