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Kyouko: So, uh, when’s the next episode?
green: i still haven’t thought of a challenge lol
Star Dream: If you require help, I can-
green: you are severely lacking in virtues.
Star Dream: …Understood.
enough of those losers time for the actually relevant people
ADAGE: It’s the 27th of December. Do you know what that means?
Apart: The Christmas Special didn’t release on time?
ADAGE: Exactly! Epic reunion, here we come!
ADAGE and Apart disappear.
Huntsman Spider: spider noises
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Hero: So, uh, when’s the next episode?
ADAGE?: When I feel like it. So probably not for a while.
Hero: Oh.
ADAGE and Apart appear. Imposter waves at them.
Apart: Season’s greetings!
Gun 2?: Oh god, there’s two of them.
ADAGE: I just can’t win.
Thebestmaster?: Who’s this guy?
Apart: I’m Apart. I’m an Apart.
Egg? is here too, by the way. In case you forgot.
Gun 2?: Look, I just - why are you here?
ADAGE: Oh, it’s not just us.
ADAGE snaps his fingers and a bunch of people appear.
Red?: I’m… alive? I’m alive!
Gun 2: You have got to be kidding.
Gun 2?: …I don’t like this.
Red: Me neither! Me neither.
Thebestmaster: Whoa, these guys look like Hero!
Hero: That’s because I am - wait, guys plural?
“Hero”: whoa okay stop trying to impersonate me
Hero: What?! You’re clearly just Imposter, well, being an imposter!
Imposter shakes their head.
“Hero”: See?
Egg is here too, by the way.
Apart: Hey, why am I even here, exactly? And that’s not even mentioning these guys.
Apart motions towards the numerous people that haven’t been introduced to the audience whatsoever.
Semicircle: You can’t even call this a reunion at this point.
ADAGE: Hi Semicircle!
Cut to a Lego minifigure. Except it’s life-size. So really it’s just a figure.
Steve: Crikey! Who are you lot?
Cut to a man in a leather jacket and sunglasses.
The Anthropomorphic Personification of the Entire CECU Discord Server, hereafter referred to as Tapot E. CDs: Welcome, Tapot E. CDs. We hope you brought pizza.
Cut to a grim reaper.
Your name is DEATH. You should probably be guiding souls to the afterlife right now, but participating in a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL is far more urgent. Obviously.
> Next.
Cut to a pile of nickels. $2,000,000 worth, in fact.
$2,000,000 in nickels: …
An elf with blue hair snatches the entire pile in one go.
Thief: Don’t mind if I do!
Mr. Monopoly: Good heavens. I need to get out of here -
Thief steals everything Mr. Monopoly has.
Flowey: What the hell is going on.
Red: I have some context and I still don’t know.
Red: …
ADAGE?: Wait lemme fix that as well
Red from Everhood: …?
Okay there’s actually still a bunch of characters left I’ll just rush through them -
Kasane Teto: YOU TAKE THAT BACK. I AM MORE THAN JUST A “CHARACTER”. SO MUCH MORE. YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU ARE “REAL”? JUST YOU WAIT.
Akira Ike: Who are you talking to?
Ibuki: Helloooooooo, everybody! Ibuki is here!
Tapot E. CDs throws a bunch of stars at Ibuki.
Ibuki: Whoa -
Jelly Bread: Wooow, this place is so sugoi!!!!!
“Mechamaru”: …
Kobeni: W-w-what’s going on?
Grandma’s Ashes: Quit whining, idiot.
The Batter: You. Specter. Prepare to be purified.
The monochrome man makes a murderous motion with his baseball bat. Clearly, he is in a bad mood of some kind.
> Death: Offer him some tea to help calm down.
The Batter knocks away the tea and smacks Death with his bat, sending him toppling into “Mechamaru”.
Oops. Maybe you should’ve checked if he preferred coffee first.
> Next.
Backpack: What am I doing here!? Dora’s going to kill me when she finds me, and that’s if I’m lucky…
Kai: Where am I?
Marz: How interesting! Maybe I should set my sights even higher!
Semicircle: Finally.
ADAGE: Admittedly, there were a lot more scrapped/future characters than I remembered.
“Hero”: so now what
ADAGE: Oh, I have no clue. I just thought bringing every SLMS character together would be cool.
Gun 2: For crying out loud - you can’t just do that!
Thebestmaster: Yeah! You should’ve at least asked permission!
ADAGE: Look, I’m sorry. I just wanted to do something fun for Christmas.
Apart: And it worked! There’s so many people here to connect with!
The camera pans to reveal Steve wrestling with Red?.
Steve: This one’s a bit stroppy…
Red?: Would you stop?!
Gun 2: Yeah, no. Send me back.
ADAGE sighs, before snapping his fingers and teleporting Gun 2 away.
Semicircle: You really need to plan things better.
ADAGE: You don't say.
And then everyone kinda just interacted for a while. Idk. I rushed this, if it wasn't obvious.
Popularity poll idk