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"*Chime*, Welcome to another year at UA High School everyone!"
"Oi, mouse." Nezu didn’t usually take kindly to being referred to like that, but given how often he caused Stain torment solely through his students Nezu is willing to let it slide. For now.
"Can I do the announcements pertaining to my class?" Oh? Is Stain actually wanting to engage with his class willingly? Now that sounds interesting.
"Of course Akaguro-Sensei!" Nezu moved back and allowed Stain to hunch even more over the announcer and start speaking. He also turned a camera on to Class V so he could see their reactions in real time.
"To the student caught smoking a dime bag of Mary Jane, I know it was you Tomura, Dabi gets away with it better. You better believe I'm talking to you about it after homeroom." Nezu gets to see and hear Shimura Tomura sit up from his nap just enough to say, "Well fuck you too then." Before promptly going back to sleep like the only sane student in that class.
"To the student who started the bare-knuckle brawl in the courtyard this morning. I have nothing. Well done Toga but next time at least try to pretend you aren't actively seeking to cripple people. You make defending you hard." Nezu sees Toga smirk and simply says, "Respect pronouns or lose feeling in your legs." Before shrugging and finishing painting Magne's nails and telling her to let them air dry.
"To Iguchi Shūichi, stop fawning over Tomura for two seconds and make your way to the front office, your mother is here because you forgot your lunch at home, you utter dumbass." Nezu gets to see Spinner switch from blushing embarrassment at getting called out to surprised horror as he yells "So that's why my backpack felt so light!" Before rushing to the office.
"Also Toga Himiko and Bubaigawara Jin, you two also come to the front office, both your adoptive dads are here because you both forgot your supplements this morning, do you two seriously share one braincell?" Nezu sees the realisation dawning on Toga before she's swept onto Twice's back in a piggyback ride to be brought to the office.
"Finally, will Shimura Tomura, Dabi and Hikiishi Magne please Stay Away from the front office, all your Fathers are here, my car is in the parking lot, the keys are in the glove box, I know Magne can drive and Shimura Tomura rest assured the authorities have been notified as well as your adoptive father. Expect him waiting at home. I don't know where any of you three are going and I don't care."
"Well there go my nails."
"If I repaint them later will you let me set fire to my dads car on fire?"
"Will you do the groomers car for me too?"
"Only if you give back my damn stash, Tomura."
"Fuck you."
"Stain literally just told me you took it, you want his car ruined or not?"
"Fuck you."
"Thanks. Now let's go before any of them catch on."
Nezu watches the three fleeing with a speed rarely seen from Tomura, and privately decides to always have Stain do the announcements pertaining to his class. He watches All Might knock All For One to the ground and attempt to pin him, and watches Nine walk in for a second before turning around and pulling Number 6 back out and back to their classes.