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what would their four favourites be? 🏒 [image attached.]
[image desc: old picture of husbands shane hollander (player #24 for ottawa centaurs) and ilya rozanov (player #81 for ottawa centaurs) at a press conference, between them four empty letterboxd slots are edited]
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liv ⛸️ @queertaurs
what is letterboxd even doing in family business.
Letterboxd ✔️ @letterboxd
we’re big hockey fans
ronnie 📌 8124 au pinned @hollnvu9
ik Ilya has Bolt (2008) up there
Britt !! @idreamtu
Do moots think they have movie nights with the team 🥹
didi 🍦 @mntrwall
THAT’D BE SO SWEET !!
miyu 🏒 @haastayr
i just know luca has them all hooked on some good shit
Britt !! @idreamtu
Real omg… matter of fact we have to ask for his lb @ instead
sara 🦋 @norasgf
i feel like ilya is the type of person to mistakenly just click on watched so at the end of the year theres like 0 movies logged on his diary
vivi :P @SHOOTINGsqs
now you’re just describing yourself
Lu 🍒 @c0wboylikeme
i just need to know which barbie movie is ilya’s favourite please
Harris ☑️ @harsdrover
@ilyarozanov @shanehollanderr People demand answers
⭐️ @haaslia
YES OMGG PLEASE
Lu 🍒 @c0wboylikeme
@ilyarozanov @shanehollanderr TELL US
Brad @haypkefan
Who gives a fuck lmfao they should worry about their actual job and winning some games for a change
rosie @RROZY24
everybody silent the fan of the 14th best metro player has spoken
liv ⛸️ @queertaurs
isn’t he the fifteenth? has he finally gotten better 🩷
rosie @RROZY24
nah that’s just bc shane doesn’t play for montreal anymore
^__^ @hollstar_
i think you have other problems. like why is pike on maternity leave again
🔁Shane Hollander ☑️ @shanehollanderr
for me it’s:
- When Harry met Sally
- Wall-E
- LOTR: The Return of the King
- The Searchers
Harris ☑️ @harsdrover
@ilyarozanov @shanehollanderr People demand answers
Shane Hollander ☑️ @shanehollanderr
Ilya would probably put the entire Fast & Furious franchise
Ilya ☑️ @ilyarozanov
you know I do
🔁 nini 🍏@prnceshane
does this mean he has a letterboxd acc because if yes i need to see it RNNN
Ilya ☑️ @ilyarozanov
you know I do
^__^ @hollstar_
PLEASE ilya share with the class
vivi :P @SHOOTINGsqs
do we think ilya writes those sickenly sweet reviews of the movies he watches by making them all about shane in a way… like adding My Husband And I to every single one of them
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Troy Barrett ☑️@troybarretofficialll
unfortunately He does
Ilya ☑️ @ilyarozanov
find out by yourself. here @ilyushka81
Britt !! @idreamtu
ilya rozanov knows ball [image attached.]
[image desc: screenshot of ilya’s letterboxd profile showing his four favourite films. from first to last: Fast Five (2011), How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003), Anastasia (1997), The iron claw (2023)]
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Reviews
The Empire Strikes Back 1980
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Watched January 3, 2025
I think this movie is a masterpiece and i’m restarting it again as i type. i’m very glad i started watching from the original trilogy and not from the prequels as my boring husband suggested. also Han solo is very hot he reminds me of myself
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The Phantom of the Opera 2004
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Watched January 26, 2025
i also wished i had a cape to carry around and wave it theatrically at any minor inconvenience. husband fell asleep during the second half of this
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Transformers 2007
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Watched February 8, 2025
my husband and i started making out during the first 10 minutes and we haven’t watched the rest. I’m giving it four stars anyways because we had a lot of fun
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Brokeback Mountain 2005
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Rewatched February 20, 2025
his back sure got broken on that mountain... I don’t really get the hype
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comments
giing24le: fraud. you literally cried during most of it
High School Musical 2006
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Watched March 3, 2025
This movie is a metaphor about being bisexual
♥︎ 5 likes
comments
viviormuori: could You maybe elaborate on that
ilyushka81: No
Interstellar 2014
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Watched March 10, 2025
Eh it was alright. a bit overrated
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Porco Rosso 1992
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Watched March 20, 2025
HOOOLY SHITTTTT
♥︎ 20 likes
Marley & Me 2008
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Watched March 25, 2025
Never let me watch another movie about dogs where the dog dies at the end i’m not playing. my husband wasn’t even there and now he dares to make fun of me crying
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viviormuori: make him watch it!! PAYBACK
ilyushka81: Oh I will. He has to suffer too
When Harry met Sally 1989
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Watched April 7, 2025
My husband says this is his favourite movie i think my husband is a sap
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comments
ilyushka81: i love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. i love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. i love the way you furrow your brows when you don’t understand something. i love how you scrunch your nose when i say something funny because you don’t want me to believe it’s hilarious. i love that everything in our house smells like us. i love that you’re the last thing i see before falling asleep and the first thing i see waking up. and that after all these years spent together i forgot the meaning of the word lonely.
giing24le: well Who’s the sap now.
iluyshka81: still you baby
tbrett: i’m homophobic now
ilyushka81: you’re literally Gay
Bottoms 2023
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Watched April 15, 2025
was about to make a joke about the title and my husband but Svetlana stopped me
also she’s make a great PJ
tags: with sveta, movie night
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svetandll: then you’d be the stupid blond jock
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019
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Watched April 20, 2025
I want to shoot myself in the head and forget this movie ever happened
♥︎ 15 likes
Barbie as Rapunzel 2002
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Watched May 5, 2025
I bought the whole barbie movie collection on DVD as a gift to pike’s kids and not for my own entertainment. Stop with the misinformation
tags: babysitting
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10 Things I Hate About You 1999
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Watched May 7, 2025
kinda wishing i had hard launched my husband and I’s relationship by serenading him in front of a crowd of people during a game. would’ve been fun to see him try to explode me with his head :)
i, too can never take my eyes off of him. Like the song says
♥︎ 1 like
comments
giing24le: it’s never too late
giing24le: 💙
American Psycho 2000
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Watched May 13, 2025
Finally someone with more skin care steps in his routine than my husband
♥︎ 3 likes
Father Frost Морозко 1965
♥︎
Watched May 22, 2025
Я скучаю по тебе
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Fight Club 1999
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Watched May 25, 2025
Couldn’t get any more gayer even if it had gay sex scenes in it
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Atonement 2007
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Watched June 3, 2025
recommended by letterboxd friend. i would’ve enjoyed it more if only i didn’t have a problem with briony and her stupid fucking haircut She managed to keep for her whole life. she is my personal enemy and the hate campaign starts now. you ruined one too many lives briony and you’ll have to pay for thsi.
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comments
sarettamcqueen: fair … what did you think of keira and james tho!!
ilyushka81: loved them yes they are both sexy. The acting was good it just got overshadowed by the presence of the devil
sarettamcqueen: 😭😭 you have to get into Xmen yaoi next
ilyushka81: Whats that
Challengers 2024
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Watched June 8, 2025
bisexuals really love to be in movies about sport. Heh. I get it.
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Hamilton 2020
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Watched June 18, 2025
my husband fell asleep watching The phantom of the opera but managed to stay awake during the entirety of this. He has a lot of opinions and cussed hamilton out most of the time. In my opinion americans are kinda stupid but mad respect for Aaron burr. also I found the hamilton playlist on spotify and i think my husband would want to move out soon because we will be listening only to these songs for the rest of the month
edit: i can’t believe this is based on a true story. who knew the founding fathers could spit bars like that
edit two: my favourite song was Your obedient servant or satisfied. my husband’s is Wait for it
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Big Hero 6 2014
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Watched June 20, 2025
I just wished animated movies stopped making me cry.
tags: babysitting
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Ratatouille 2007
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Watched June 20, 2025
linguini is as neurotic as my husband so i think this makes me his own personal little rat
tags: babysitting
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Guardians of the Galaxy 2014
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Watched July 6, 2025
i can relate to Quill to an extent and i don’t really like the guy
tags: centaurs, movie night
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comments
lkhaas: they kinda remind me of our team no?
ilyushka81: you called them Queerdians of the galaxy
lkhaas: well if the shoe fits
Ocean’s Eleven 2001
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Watched July 15, 2025
just found out i had to watch a whole trilogy before getting to Ocean’s Eight
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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003
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Rewatched August 20, 2025
celebrating our wedding anniversary :) the heart grab while she steps down the stairs is how i feel about my husband every single day of my life
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comments
giing24le: I love you
ilyushka81: I know
Sharknado 2013
½
Watched September 10, 2025
i hope the sharks are Ok. also i feel like i could’ve fixed that easily
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Back to the Future 1985
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Watched November 18, 2025
this was fun
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The Holdovers 2023
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Watched December 25, 2025
I turned this on for comfort and was then shot in the head 80 times
tags: with family, movie night
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comments
ilyushka81: I’m glad I don’t have to feel like this anymore
giing24le: never again. 💙
Lists
movies that remind me of my husband
Я люблю тебя
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Moonlight (2016)
Past Lives (2023)
Snoopy, Come Home (1972)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Lady and the Tramp (1955)
Before Sunrise (1995)
Ponyo (2008)
🔁 Ilya ☑️ @ilyarozanov
It’s barbie and the Diamond castle of course
Lu 🍒 @c0wboylikeme
i just need to know which barbie movie is ilya’s favourite please
Ilya ☑️ @ilyarozanov
Shane’s is Swan lake
vivi :P @SHOOTINGsqs
just found out i’ve been moots with ilya rozanov on letterboxd all this time.
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