Chapter Text
References to: Dissidia Final Fantasy, Metaphor: ReFantazio, Persona 5 Royal, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, & Cyberpunk: Edgerunners. U decide which is which.
1. Bowser: Hey, lovebirds! we have unfinished business, I and he.
Mario: He and me.
Bowser: Don’t you talk to me about grammar!
Mario: I dislike you, capisce?
Bowser: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!
Mario: What?
Bowser: Because you’ll be dust by Monday.
Mario: umm…
Bowser: Because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up dust. She dusts…
Mario: So…what’s on Monday?
Bowser: Well…it’s Friday NOW, she has the weekends off, so…Monday… …Right?
2. Luigi: So, you’re going to go have cake now? I missed lunch today, so I’m quite hungry myself…
Toad: Cake? What are talking about?
Luigi: Oh, am I mistaken? I thought I heard something about delicious pancakes…
3. Yoshi Kid: Pass this along to Bowser Jr. for me, would ya?
Kamek: P-Perhaps it would be best if you personally—
Yoshi Kid: If he wants a rematch, tell that prick I’ll be waitin’, but I’m done goin’ easy. Oh, and you can all kiss my ash!
4. Cranky Kong: Look what happens when I don’t hold back. Well, now you know that nobody can beat me.
DK: *unconscious*
Cranky Kong: You’re…still just a kid. You’ve got limitless potential running through your veins. You’ll be up on your feet by tomorrow.
DK: …Where are you going? This isn’t over yet! There’s no tomorrow for me…unless I beat you today!
Cranky Kong: Pesky little runt! Who do you take after?
DK: GO ASK YOURSELF!
5. Bowser: Is this what we’ve come to? Saying whatever’s on our minds? So be it…LUIGI, THE SOUND OF YOUR CRYING KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT! MARIO, YOU THINK YOU’RE SO SMART!
Mario: * I should say something, too * … BOWSER, YOU’RE—uh…
Bowser: …I-I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT OLD FASHIONED OR STUBBORN!
Luigi: He didn’t even finish…