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Total Drama: King Pig's Show

Summary:

After being told about Total Drama and it's premise, King Pig and his pigs decide to arrange a reality show themselves, starring 22 contestants, who will compete against each other in various challenges devised by the Pigs for €1000/$1.168.56. Who will win it all? Find out in Total Drama: King Pig's Show.

(ON HIATUS RN, WILL RETURN ONCE I HAVE A PLAN FOR IT!)

Chapter 1: The Calm before the Swine

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Inside the Pig Palace, King Smooth Cheeks, commonly known by many as King Pig was taking a nap on his throne, he was dreaming of eating The Flock’s eggs.. again until.

 

“Your majesty!” A high pitched and dopey sounding voice called King Pig, abruptly waking him up.

 

“Aah! Ross!” King Pig yelled, startled by his right-hand man’s sudden appearance. “Who gave you permission to interrupt my beauty sleep?”

 

“Well, there was this show I saw on TV. It’s called Total Drama.” Ross explained.

 

“Total Drama?” King Pig asked and started to become intrigued. “Speak more of that show this instant.”

 

“It’s a reality show hosted by Chris, where a bunch of teenagers compete in challenges to win a large amount of money.” Ross explained.

 

“Reality show hm?” King Pig said, becoming more intrigued at what Ross was trying to propose.

 

“Yup but to get straight to the point, I propose that we, the pigs, make a reality show in the same vein as Total Drama but I was thinking of bringing people from not only our world but from worlds beyond ours to compete like the one where that egg-shaped man and black hedgehog came from for example.” Ross proposed. “What do you think, your majesty? it could be fun!”

 

“Hmm.. When you put it like that.” King Pig replied as he thought about Ross’ proposal for a minute. “It’s... one of the greatest ideas you ever thought up Ross!”

 

“I knew you would like it.” Ross chirped.

 

“Tell the Professor, Corporal, that foreman guy and everyone else about this right now! We shall get the show set up in no time!” King Pig boasted as he and Ross went to set up their show. A series of short scenes played, ranging from Ross telling Professor Pig, Corporal Pig, Foreman Pig and others about the idea he for a reality show he had pitched to King Pig just now in more detail, Professor Pig working onto renovating the portal and patching out some quirks while he researches the world of Total Drama and how it’s well-known show in-universe works, Foreman Pig giving the Minion Pigs orders as they build the reality show’s assets and etc.

 

Weeks later…

 

“Excellent work, my servants!” King Pig congratulated his Pigs as they admired the end result of their hard work. “What should we do now Ross?”

 

“Now, we start picking who shall compete in our show and after that, we begin filming our first episode.” Ross replied.

 

“Excellent timing!” Professor Pig exclaimed as he “walked” towards the pigs with a massive list. “After I was done doing my research on Total Drama and innovating the portal, I’ve prepared a list of contestants I think would be great for our show!”

 

“Outstanding work Professor!” Corporal Pig complimented Professor Pig before turning to the Minion Pigs. “Men, I shall commence the choosing of maggots to compete in our show!”

 

“That's right! Now get to choosing, my minions!” King Pig ordered. The Minion Pigs nodded and began to choose who they should invite.

Notes:

Hey guys, this is Noot, you may know me as the author of the recently cancelled, Total Drama Merashow but why did I cancel it you may ask? The reason why is that I began to feel more passion for a King Pig-hosted TD season rather than a Merasmus-hosted season (I’m not saying I don’t like TF2, I like it very much but I like Angry Birds more.). So sorry for everyone who was looking to see it get completed but please do not give up on me just yet as I promise I’ll try to be as committed to this as much as I can and get this thing finished. That aside, here are the rules for submitting characters:

1 - No IRL people
2 - No NSFW characters
3 - No OCs

And how many will be competing? It will have 22 contestants and as who will be in? Here are some of them:

1 - Red (Angry Birds)
2 - Lolo (Klonoa 2: Lunatea’s Veil)
3 - Carol Tea (Freedom Planet)
4 - Rayman (...)
5 - Asterix (...)
6 - Power (Chainsaw Man)
7 - Yosuke Hanamura (Persona 4)
8 - Sage (Sonic)
9 - Mario (SMG4)

You are free to go wild with your suggestions, Noot out.