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PoliTayan (Policeman x Batayan) smut fic

Summary:

Sorry if this fic is written weirdly my only experiences writing smut is through gay sex rp with my boyfriend but I hope you enjoy!!

Notes:

(I headcanon that Policeman is like a robotic mascot so that's why he whirs and stuff :3)

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It was night, decently late-so into it yet still not midnight. Batayan of course was out doing his usual rounds, happy that there was no neat freak around to torment him.

Setting his little tin can down to his side, he took his usual spot out in front of Long Life Town's fountain and began strumming on his guitar while humming to himself. "..La la la lala laaaaa..." He purred to himself quietly, with him starting to drift off into space mentally as he quickly lost himself in his playing.

A few minutes later, someone had began making its way down the staircase and across the little bridge, Batayan not having really noticed until a pair of eyebeams began shining into his face. "Good evening Batayan. How are you?"

Batayan was too busy covering his face from the bright lights to respond, with Policeman quickly realizing and shutting them off with a "CLUNK!". "Thank you, I'm doing quite nice actually, ha ha." The musician smiled, then blushed and looked down and away from Policeman. He was embarassed as while he was playing, he had been thinking dirty thoughts about the officer. Very dirty and *sensual* thoughts even.

Policeman in all his night blindness didn't notice Batayan's flusteredness, simply smiling back and giving him a sweet kiss on the cheek. "That's great to hear. Now you stay safe, I'm going back on patrol." He chirped, his internal mechanisms whirring in just a way to where it sounded like he was purring.

Before the officer could turn around and leave though, Batayan grabbed his hand and gently tugged it towards him. "..Please don't leave me..." Batayan became even more flushed as he knew full and well what he was going to say next. "I need you," He whimpered a bit as his face heated up even more; he'd been thinking dirty thoughts about his boyfriend all day and couldn't stand how his groin tingled more and more each time it happened. "I need you in *that* way.. Ha ha."

Policeman understood exactly what the musician had meant, taking Batayan's free hand with his own. This defintely hadn't been the first time that he had *needed* it, and it'd certainly not be the last either. "Of course Batayan. Let me lead you home this time." Happily, it let go of his husboyfriend's right hand and began to take a few steps towards the tunnel but soon was stopped.

"Darling. Could we try *doing it* at your station this time, only if you'd like that of course, ha ha." The guitarist mumbled somewhat sheepishly.

Policeman thought for a moment, his mechanisms whirring a bit before he nodded happily. "I'd love that. I'd love that a whole lot!"

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As he was led up the stairs (despite his night blindness Policeman basically has the whole town memorized so Batayan doesn't have to worry about falling or anything :3), Batayan felt that tingling in his crotch again, with the combination of that and the anticipation starting to build up making him turn red as a beet.

Upon arriving at his little station, Policeman sat Batayan down on the little office chair inside and began undressing him. "Mmh.." The musician lightly groaned, with policeman taking his shirt off and beginning to fondle and gently squeeze the ginger's flat chest (Policeman isn't getting undressed because he's literally smooth under his clothes since automaton in a mascot suit and all but BOY that isn't stopping him from getting freaky).

With another groan, Batayan began trying to grind against the officer, with the latter obliging by straddling him with its hands now placed on the formers thighs, squeezing and stroking them.

"Mmm~.."

"Would you like to do something special this time?"

"O-oh?" Batayan panted a bit as Policeman's fingers traced up and down his inner thighs, with them slowly getting closer to his crotch. "..I'd love it if you would use your gun again.. A whole lot." Even though he'd asked for that a few times before, he still always felt embarassed to do so.

Policeman's smile seemed to become a bit of a cheeky smirk, albiet it was very hard to tell considering his whole mascot suit nature.

He proceeded to take out his gun from its holster, dumping out all of its bullets into his pocket and turning on the safety to ensure Batayan felt safe. The ginger drooled a bit seeing it, the shiny metal of the peice glinting sexily in the station's dim light. Almost instinctively, he began to grind against Policeman at a slightly faster pace.

With his free hand the automaton held the side of Batayan's face, delicately prying his mouth open and putting the gun in it for him to suck on. "Mmmhh!~" While he never liked the taste combination of gunpowder and metal, it paradoxically excited him at the same time, his crotch aching with more and more desire after each suckle on the weapon.

Policeman very much enjoyed the sight of this, despite his robotic nature making it so he couldn't get off *sexually* it didn't stop him one bit from the enjoyment he got from pleasing his lovely partner. He stroked the side of Batayan's face lovingly, starting to put more of his pistol in his mouth and causing him to start breathing heavily.

"Good boy." Policeman purred, petting and ruffling Batayan's hair as the drool dripping down his gun signaled that it was ready for what was next. "Good, good boy~." He took the pistol out of his beloved's mouth, then grabbed his pants and pulled them down.

Batayan let out a surprised whimper at this, starting to wiggle around somewhat in glee. Said wiggling intensified when the officer hooked his fingers around his boxers and began slowly sliding them off, revealing his already wet crotch like curtains revealing a water park.

"Aah~.. Please put it i- AAAAH!~" Policeman inserted his pistol inside of Batayan, causing the ginger to let out short whimpers and moans as it slowly slid further inside of him. "MMmmh!~ Ohhh~!!" He shuddered and wriggled, loving the feeling of the gun's bulk within himself.

Placing its free pointer and middle fingers around his clit, Policeman started stroking it as he slid his gun backwards and made his lover start panting in pure delight. "M-more~!" Batayan moaned for a second, whining as he placed his hands on Policeman's. The officer of course obliged, pushing his gun back inside with more force and eliciting even more panting and whimpers.

After a little bit of this, the two were in a rhythm that they both thoroughly enjoyed. As the lovemaking went on Batayan's moans became higher pitched, more frequent and much louder. Knowing he was close, Policeman began slowing down as he wanted to savor the expression of pure joy on his boyfriend's face. "Mmmh... I- I love you.. So much~.." The ginger purred.

"I love you too. So so very much~." Policeman responded before starting to make out with his love. The feeling of fabric lips invading his mouth was a very welcome one for Batayan. While the officer didn't have a tongue neither of them cared as the inside of the mascot suit mouth was eagerly licked.

During this, the pace of Batayan's clit being stroked picked back up, it's owner starting to moan loudly into Policeman's mouth. "AAAH~~ I- MMH- I'M CLOSE!" The guitarist whimpered and groaned, with the officer only stroking him faster in response and loving every last wonderful second of it. "OOH~~~!! AAAAOOOHHH~~!!!! AH- ***AAAAAAAAAUGHHH~~~~!!!!!*** OOOOOOH~!! HAAH~!!!" Batayan practically erupted, his orgasm coating the gun deep inside of him in thick affection.

"MMmmmmmhhghhh..." Batayan panted, his lips separating from his beloved's as he began taking in deep, almost desparate breaths. He was exhausted from all the lovemaking, but very very VERY happy. "Mmh... Thank you, ha ha.. Haaahhh... Thank you for giving a loser like me so much love.. MM!"

He had been cut off by Policeman abruptly kissing him deeply, staring at him after ending said kiss. "..It's a crime to insult yourself like that, Batayan." He stated, then kissed him again. "You're getting kisses from me whenever you commit crimes like that."

Batayan felt a bit embarassed, but a third kiss from Policeman eased him. "A lot of kisses even. As many as it takes for you to not do that anymore~."

The guitarist began blushing again before letting out a long yawn. "I'm sleepy now.. Ha ha." He mumbled, resting his head against the mascot's chest and sighing in a lovely manner.

The fact that he had worn out his love made Policeman's internals whir audibly with satisfaction. "I'll take you home to bed th-"

"No. There's nothing else I want than to be with you. Please let me stay *with **you***." Batayan wrapped his arms around Policeman's chubby body.

Policeman paused for a moment, his mechanisms whirring even more with a sort of joy at being wanted *that* much. "Of course. Let me clean you up first though." He went ^^ as he said so.

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By the time he finished cleaning up and putting his gun back in his holster now loaded up again, Batayan had fallen asleep in the station's sole chair.

Policeman watched his darling sleep for a moment before deciding to tuck him in with his clothes (as he thought it'd be weird to dress him in his sleep) along with an old blanket that had been in the lost and found for quite a long time, so he was sure nobody was looking for the thing anymore.

"Sleep well tonight, my love." Policeman chirped and took a seat on the ground next to him, not wanting to go back on patrol and leave his love alone. He rested his head on Batayan's side and quickly fell asleep, whirring contentedly.