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Dear Soldier,
I was told by some idiotic staff member at this god forsaken place, that writing a letter to one of our military men (or whatever you are) would help me in my recovery. Personally, I don't see how writing a letter to a stranger is supposed to help rid me of my substance abuse. They say writing to someone would help me feel remorseful regarding my past habits, but honestly this is just making my wrist hurt. I much prefer to type, but thanks to my meddling brother I'm not allowed near any electronics.
It is all thanks to my whale of a brother that I am in here. Really, who in their right mind thinks that forcing a grown man into what is essentially a cell is "for his own good"? This place is absolutely dreadful, round the clock care. I'm not even allowed to take a piss without someone watching me. Apparently they're afraid that I'll snort cocaine through my penis, or some such nonsense.
Well, this has been enlightening. I can already feel the evil pull of the drugs lessening as I write this. However writing this is becoming increasingly more tedious and I do believe it to be my civic duty to inform my doctor that her daughter has been stealing her prescription pad and has been selling narcotics to her friends.
Write back, or don't. At least now I can scratch this off my Wellness List.
Sherlock Holmes
Resident patient
PCP Clapham
378 Clapham RD, London SW9
9AR United Kingdom
