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Kaede Akamatsu has added 15 Members to Untitled group
Kaede Akamatsu has changed 15 nicknames in Untitled group
Kaede (6:15 PM)
Hey guys!!
Kokichi (6:15 PM)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Miu (6:15 PM)
hell yweah
Kaito (6:15 PM)
HELLLO!!!!!!!!!
Rantaro (6:16 PM)
Heyy
Shuichi (6:16 PM)
Hi
Kaede (6:16 PM)
Okokok sooo ssssinnncee we're all a group for the little expedition thingy, i decided to make a groupchat for better communication!
Please be respectful and don't spam unless necessary, Thank you!
Rantaro (6:17 PM)
Will do
Shuichi (6:17 PM)
Thank you, Akamatsu–san
Kaede (6:17 PM)
Hahaa it's no biggie!!
Kaede (6:17 PM)
Like,, really.... Anyone could've done the same ..
Shuichi (6:18 PM)
But still, thank you nonetheless
Shuichi (6:18 PM)
:)
Kaede (6:18 PM)
:)
Kokichi (6:19 PM)
guhhgh vomits
Shuichi (6:19 PM)
Huh?
Kokichi (6:19 PM)
nothinggggg!!
Miu (6:19 PM)
plss jr just mad u don't got NO bitches
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Kokichi (6:20 PM)
???????BITCH
Kokichi (6:20 PM)
WWhat have i EVER done to u
Miu (6:20 PM)
What abve you NOt done
Miu (6:20 PM)
wait nvm i know fhe answer tothat
Miu (6:21 PM)
(it starts with S)
Kokichi (6:21 PM)
.
Kokichi (6:21 PM)
..
Kokichi (6:21 PM)
Open the door we're fist fighting
Kokichi (6:22 PM)
Bare hands and ALLAT
Miu (6:22 PM)
HHhhheehh..
Miu (6:23 PM)
ttthatz not tje knly thing ii cando with my bare hands 🤤🤤OH¥ShHiiTyh@hshj(£920;#igk:'/
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Kaede (6:30 PM)
.....Anywho......
Himiko (6:30 PM)
hi
Tenko (6:31 PM)
HIIII HIMIKO–SAN
Himiko (6:31 PM)
Hi
Tenko (6:32 PM)
˃͈◡˂͈
Kaito (6:35 PM)
sigghhhh young love
Tsumugi (6:35 PM)
Femslash more like
Maki (6:35 PM)
Isn't that basically the same thing?
Kaito (6:36 PM)
HEY MAKIROLL
Maki (6:36 PM)
Hello.
Angie (6:37 PM)
Gggggrrreeetings!!!!
Kiibo (6:37 PM)
Hello everyone!
Kirumi (6:38 PM)
Good evening everyone, sincerest apologies for not being here sooner.
Kaede (6:39 PM)
It's no worries!!!! No rush at all!!!
Kaede (6:39 PM)
I think we should wait until everyone gets here, i know some of you guys have already talked but i think a proper introduction is due^^
Kirumi (6:39 PM)
Thats something most of us agree on, I'm sure.
Tsumugi (6:39 PM)
While waiting for the others, i have a question, if that's okay?
Kaede (6:40 PM)
Ask away!
Kaede (6:40 PM)
Guys you don't need to be so formal loll
Tsumugi (6:41 PM)
Is everyone bringing the bag they brung from the start of camp? Or only specific items?
Angie (6:42 PM)
Angie is only bringing specific items, Angie's suitcase is far too heavy
Kirumi (6:43 PM)
My bag isn't heavy, so i can assist anyone in bringing theirs.
Himiko (6:44 PM)
goated
Himiko (6:44 PM)
i don't rlly feel like bringing my bags
Tenko (6:45 PM)
Tenko can help with carrying Himiko-sans bags!!!
Himiko (6:46 PM)
no thats okay thanks
Kaede (6:48 PM)
I think I'm just gonna bring my bag, i dont wanna forget anything
Tsumugi (6:49 PM)
Wouldn't it be better if you forgot something at camp rather than in the middle of nowhere?
Kaede (6:50 PM)
I'll make a checklist!
Tsumugi (6:50 PM)
Right..
Korekiyo (6:51 PM)
Bringing only a few essential items is generally more practical for camping, as it reduces physical strain, increases maneuverability, and simplifies setup.
Tsumugi (6:52 PM)
Soo... No bag?
Korekiyo (6:52 PM)
No, i need to maintain my figure.
Rantaro (6:53 PM)
okay body tea
Rantaro (6:53 PM)
also im gonna bring my bag cuz I've played these games b4
Kiibo (6:55 PM)
I'm just gonna bring what's necessary:)
Kaito (6:55 PM)
No offense but do robots even need stuff
Kiibo (6:55 PM)
None taken.
Kiibo (6:55 PM)
I understand the confusion. As a robot, i may not function like a human, but i too, have my own needs
Rantaro (6:56 PM)
waiit so are u waterproof then
Kiibo (6:56 PM)
Yeah!
Rantaro (6:57 PM)
oh tuffff
➥ Replying to: Tsumugi: Is everyone bringi..
Ryoma (6:58 PM)
not bringing much
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Kokichi (7:00 PM)
DON'T worry hoshi-kun!!!!!!!! you won't need much with YOUR size><
Miu (7:00 PM)
COUGHthe call comes from inside the housecough
Kokichi (7:00 PM)
I'll kill u
Kaede (7:00 PM)
!!! Ouma-kun!!!!!! Please refrain from insulting groupmates>:c!!
Ryoma (7:00 PM)
it's fine don't think too much about it
Miu (7:01 PM)
iit's okay if yu wanna beat his ass btw
Miu (7:01 PM)
not that there was any ass in the first PLACE
Kokichi (7:01 PM)
..
Kokichi (7:02 PM)
i'm fcking crying why does everyone treat me like this wtf I’m genuinely gay too please stop I’m fcking crying please wtf
Miu (7:02 PM)
..Ookay..........
Maki (7:05 PM)
Oh. You guys are back.
Miu (7:05 PM)
yeszxzirr
Kokichi (7:06 PM)
whhhyyy??Ya missed mmmeee?????
Maki (7:06 PM)
No
Kokichi (7:06 PM)
missed us*??????~~~~~
Maki (7:06 PM)
No
Miu (7:06 PM)
HAJSJ suck it
Miu (7:07 PM)
hehe suck
Maki (7:07 PM)
No
Kirumi (7:09 PM)
Shall we do introductions now? @Akamatsu Kaede
Kaede (7:09 PM)
Yeah ssure!!!!
Kaede (7:09 PM)
Oh wait we're missing Gonta-kun and Saihara-kun
Shuichi (7:15 PM)
I'm here
Gonta (7:20 PM)
Gonta is here! Gonta so sorry!
Kaede (7:22 PM)
It's ok! Like i said earlier, no rush!
Kaede (7:23 PM)
I'll start! My names Akamatsu Kaede, im the ultimate pianist!
Kaede (7:24 PM)
Annndds,, i know my ultimate isn't really useful in the wilderness, but I'll make sure to help as much as i can!!
Rantaro (7:25 PM)
nice to meet ya
Shuichi (7:25 PM)
Hi Akamatsu–san
Kaito (7:26 PM)
Round of applause!!!!!!!!!!
Tenko (7:26 PM)
Ew no i wont let a degenerate male control me
Tenko (7:26 PM)
Hi Kaede-san◍•ᴗ•◍
Angie (7:26 PM)
Angie (and Atua!) Agrees, a round of applause shall be held! <3
Kaede (7:26 PM)
Haha guyssss thats too muchhh
Kaito (7:28 PM)
I'll go next!
Kaito (7:29 PM)
I'm Momota Kaito, Luminary of the stars!
Himiko (7:30 PM)
so an astronaut
Kaito (7:30 PM)
Yeah an astronaut
Kiibo (7:30 PM)
Cool!
Gonta (7:30 PM)
Gonta thinks thats pretty neat
Gonta (7:31 PM)
Gontas name is Gokuhara Gonta
Gonta (7:31 PM)
Gonta is ultimate entomologist
Gonta (7:32 PM)
Gonta study bugs
Kokichi (7:32 PM)
heyy ur kinda like baymax
Kokichi (7:32 PM)
in a way
Kaito (7:32 PM)
Who??
Rantaro (7:32 PM)
dude
Angie (7:33 PM)
Angie thinks that's a very good comparison･ᴗ･
Angie (7:33 PM)
I am Yonaga Angie, the ultimate artist!!!!
Angie (7:34 PM)
Although Angie believes Atua does all the work, Angie will help in whatever way she can!
Kaede (7:34 PM)
Hey Angie!
Himiko (7:34 PM)
hi
Miu (7:35 PM)
hey queen
Angie (7:35 PM)
๑•͈ᴗ•͈๑
Ryoma (7:36 PM)
why does everyone here use those mojis?
Ryoma (7:36 PM)
nvm it doesn't matter
Ryoma (7:37 PM)
im Ryoma Hoshi
Ryoma (7:37 PM)
ultimate tennis pro
Ryoma (7:37 PM)
kinda
Miu (7:38 PM)
AAND IM THE ONE AND ONLY GORGEOUS GIRL GENIUS AWESOME AMAZING BEAUTIFUL FLATTERING SSEXY IRUMA MIU OBBVI
Miu (7:38 PM)
THE BIGGEST TITTIED (and the best) INVENTOR KNOWN TO NONBINARYKIND
Kokichi (7:39 PM)
hey whore we didn't even get the chance to say hi to hoshi-kun yet
Miu (7:40 PM)
HHEEwhore??....??
Miu (7:41 PM)
WWWHATEVS IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WERE GONNA SAY HI ANYW
Kokichi (7:41 PM)
hey!!!!!! U don't know that!!!!!
Kokichi (7:41 PM)
nisishsisisishi~ you're right tho!!
Kaede (7:44 PM)
Non-binarykind...???
Tenko (7:45 PM)
TENKO GOES NEXT
Tenko (7:45 PM)
It's Chabashira Tenko, Ultimate Aikido Master!!!!!
Kaito (7:46 PM)
Hello!!
Tenko (7:48 PM)
Ew
Kaito (7:48 PM)
HUH????
Kokichi (7:48 PM)
omg Momota-chan get upppp
Tsumugi (7:49 PM)
Don't let her drag u like that king
Kaito (7:49 PM)
SHHHSHH SHUTUPSHITUPSHUTP
Himiko (7:50 PM)
uh
Himiko (7:50 PM)
ig i'll go next
Himiko (7:51 PM)
my names Yumeno Himiko, im the ultimate magician, woah
Himiko (7:52 PM)
oh and it's all real
Kirumi (7:53 PM)
How fascinating.
Korekiyo (7:55 PM)
Indeed, as magic is not a mystical force that has been proven to exist. There is no scientific evidence for the existence of magic.
Korekiyo (7:56 PM)
In other words, i am intrigued to see real magic be performed.
Himiko (7:57 PM)
uhhhhhhh well im nervous and pressured now so i can't perform any
Tenko (7:57 PM)
Hey!!! Back off Himiko-san!! She'll perform when she's ready!!
Kokichi (7:58 PM)
oooorrrr..... She can't perform any because it's all a load of bull!!!!!
Tenko (7:58 PM)
HEY!!
Himiko (7:58 PM)
Nnno it's not!!
Tenko (7:58 PM)
BACK OFF DEGENERATE MALE
Kaede (7:58 PM)
Heyyyhey!! Lets not fight okay??,,
Kaede (7:59 PM)
How about someone else goes?^^
Kaede (7:59 PM)
Maybe Ouma-kun wants to go??
Kokichi (8:00 PM)
oki
Kokichi (8:00 PM)
hiii
Kokichi (8:15 PM)
So obviously first of all im the ONE AND ONLY Ouma Kokichi, remember that. NOTE IT!!!!!!! im the ULTIMATE supreme leader—with over 10k members in my ultimate organization!!!! I've got connections anywhere, everywhere, at anytime so BASICALLY literally fortunately, that concludes me as the most powerfulest person in the world and im probably gonna conquer the universe~~!!!!!!!! •^• oh and im cool
Kokichi (8:35 PM)
Kokichi (8:35 PM)
???? guuuys???
Miu (8:35 PM)
oh wait u weren't being sarcastic
Kokichi (8:35 PM)
whats that supposed to mean
Miu (8:35 PM)
nothing
Kokichi (8:35 PM)
what
Tsumugi (8:36 PM)
Anyway! Hey everyone, im Shirogane Tsumugi~!
Tsumugi (8:37 PM)
Im the ultimate cosplayer! I work with needle-thingys a lot so i guess i can help stitch up injuries? Haha
Kokichi (8:37 PM)
hey wait where's my round of applause
Kaede (8:37 PM)
That'd be very helpful, thank you Shirogane-san!
Kokichi (8:38 PM)
HELLO????
Shuichi (8:38 PM)
I agree, having a person that has experience with that kind of stuff would be really useful.
Maki (8:39 PM)
Yes.
Kokichi (8:39 PM)
HEY.
Tsumugi (8:39 PM)
I'd be happy to help!
Kokichi (8:39 PM)
???????GUYS
Kaito (8:40 PM)
I AGREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it wouldn't be very good if some of us were just walking around with untreated wounds loll
Kokichi (8:40 PM)
.
Gonta (8:41 PM)
Gonta agree!! :D
Kokichi (8:41 PM)
even Gonta huh..... Tsk tsk tsk.....
Kokichi (8:41 PM)
fine whatever
Kokichi (8:42 PM)
i'm LEAVING.
Kirumi (8:43 PM)
I suppose I'll go next then, my names Tojo Kirumi, I'm the ultimate maid.
Kokichi (8:43 PM)
i SAIDD im LEAVING
Kirumi (8:43 PM)
If anyone needs assistance, please do not hesitate to ask me.
Kiibo (8:44 PM)
You're really cool Tojo-san!
Rantaro (8:44 PM)
yeah, no wonder you're so sophisticated and stuff
Kokichi (8:44 PM)
helllooo......i.....?????
Tsumugi (8:45 PM)
It's lowkey cray-cray that a normie like you knows that word
Tsumugi (8:45 PM)
Also, hello Tojo-san!
Rantaro (8:46 PM)
???why??am??i???catching???strays??
Kirumi (8:47 PM)
Thank you all. And hello as well, Shirogane-san.
Kokichi (8:48 PM)
.
Shuichi (8:49 PM)
Oh uhm I'll go next
Shuichi (8:50 PM)
I'm saihara shuichi im the ultimate detective kinda haha but uhm i don't really think im the ultimate ultimate detective so uh idk nd sorry for the wait
Kaede (8:50 PM)
Shuichi-kun don't say that about yourself!! And like i said earlier, no rush!! No rush at all.
Kaito (8:50 PM)
Yeah! What she said!
Tenko (8:50 PM)
"She" has a name, degenerate male...
Shuichi (8:51 PM)
Haha thanks guys:)
Kaede (8:51 PM)
:)
Kiibo (8:52 PM)
Hello Saihara-kun!
Kiibo (8:52 PM)
Oh also im Kiibo, the ultimate robot, thought I'd just get that out of the way
Shuichi (8:53 PM)
Hello Kiibo-kun
Himiko (8:53 PM)
hi
Kiibo (8:53 PM)
Hey! :D
Miu (8:53 PM)
OHOHO
Miu (8:54 PM)
AHHSNNS AROBOT HUH... DO YOU... Perhaps... Have SLASH want... a dick......??
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Angie (8:57 PM)
Sweet mother of Atua..
Kiibo (8:55 PM)
....
Kiibo (8:56 PM)
Nnnno.. Nnot that i recall no...
Miu (8:57 PM)
hmmmm,..... I... See...
Kaede (8:57 PM)
AHahuauahahah anywwayy!nnn!!!!
Kaede (8:57 PM)
Last 3 volunteers pls!!
Rantaro (8:58 PM)
hey wsg im Amami Rantaro
Rantaro (8:58 PM)
And im the ultimate adventurer
Rantaro (8:58 PM)
i think
Kirumi (8:59 PM)
Ah, that explains your earlier sentence of "I've played these games before".
Rantaro (8:59 PM)
that was a reference but yeah basically
Tsumugi (8:59 PM)
So i was correct! My earlier prediction was right, you ARE a normie after all!
Rantaro (9:00 PM)
??WWHY DOES THAT MATTER
Rantaro (9:00 PM)
plus, how do we know you didn't just scroll through my insta page?
Tsumugi (9:01 PM)
Because.. I don't KNOW your insta page?
Rantaro (9:01 PM)
right.....
Tsumugi (9:01 PM)
..
Tsumugi (9:01 PM)
Pms.
Rantaro (9:02 PM)
lmao ok
Korekiyo (9:03 PM)
Kekkekekee... How interesting.
Kaede (9:03 PM)
And you are?
Korekiyo (9:03 PM)
Right, i am Shinguuji Korekiyo. I am the ultimate Anthropologist. For all you who dont know, anthropology is the comprehensive, holistic study of humanity, encompassing human biology, culture, language, and evolution from prehistoric times to the present.
Kaede (9:03 PM)
You sure do type fast! Nice to meet you Shinguuji-kun.
Korekiyo (9:04 PM)
Back to you.
Miu (9:05 PM)
yappatron
Korekiyo (9:05 PM)
...
Kirumi (9:06 PM)
Is that all?
Kaede (9:06 PM)
hmmm...I feel like we're missing someone......
Kokichi (9:06 PM)
s..s..ssomeone very importantt.!.!!.!!~~
Kaito (9:07 PM)
OH MAKIROLL @Harukawa Maki
Kokichi (9:07 PM)
..
Maki (9:07 PM)
Don't call me that.
Kaito (9:07 PM)
Introduce urself!!!
Maki (9:08 PM)
No
Kaito (9:08 PM)
Plellleleelaaaseeee
Maki (9:08 PM)
Embarrassing.
Maki (9:09 PM)
Harukawa Maki. Thats all you're getting
Kaito (9:10 PM)
Aweee that's itt???
Maki (9:11 PM)
Yes
Kaede (9:11 PM)
Siiggghhssh beggars can't be chooserss
Miu (9:11 PM)
that was LAME and BORING but ok
Maki (9:12 PM)
Is that an issue?
Miu (9:12 PM)
nnnnnno..
Kirumi (9:13 PM)
Then that concludes everybody, if I'm not mistaken?
Kaede (9:15 PM)
Yep!! We're done here, everyone can either go back go their activities or continue talking^^
Kiibo (9:15 PM)
not to be a party pooper, but It's kinda late, no? I think we should leave the conversation here
Kirumi (9:16 PM)
I feel inclined to agree, we should continue conversations tomorrow.
Goodnight everyone.
Gonta (9:17 PM)
Nighty night friends!
Angie (9:18 PM)
May Atua bless your dreams <3
Himiko (9:20 PM)
goodnight
Tenko (9:21 PM)
NIGHT HIMIKO-SAN!!! AND GIRLS!!!
Kaede (9:22 PM)
Night everyone!
Kaito (9:23 PM)
Goodnight!!
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Rantaro (9:35 PM)
whos still here?
Miu (9:40 PM)
MEMEMEME sleep is for like loserssS
Tsumugi (9:45 PM)
I am.
Kokichi (9:50 PM)
..h..hhhey gggiys....
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Kokichi (9:52 PM)
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