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I was walking around trying to find Saiki after school ended in the hallway. "Saiki? Are you reading my mind? I have something important to ask!" Toritsuka said in his mind
Good grief. What a nuisance.
"What?" Saiki asked
"Since we're doing the project for history, and we're partners. You need to come over tonight to my place"
I suppose he is right about that, it's due in two days after all.
"Okay. Fine." Saiki teleported to Toritsuka who was on the roof top, alone.
"AHH! Jeez Saiki don't sneak up on me like that.."
"Go on, we need to get to your place, don't we?" Saiki said menacingly
"Yeah, yeah whatever follow me.."
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After the finally got to Toritsukas place:
"My parents are out of town so we're alone, let's go to my room" They both walk up to Toritsukas room.
The first thing Saiki see's is a bunch of porn magazines littered on the floor like confetti.
"You're disgusting, do you want me to kill you?" Saiki said telepathically
"GAHH! Sorry Saiki please don't kill me!" Toritsuka yells out while quickly picking up the magazines and throwing them under his bed.
"Anyway, let's get down to business, shall we?" Toritsuka is very eager
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After 4 hours of hard work, the project is 75 percent done. Saiki didn't use his psi powers to make the project even after Toritsuka begged, since he felt petty.
"Wow I didn't even notice it got dark" Saiki said
Ding! A notification went off on Saiki's phone.
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Kurumi: Hey Ku! The house is under renovation so you can find a friend's place to stay the night or come stay at your grandparents with us! What do you wanna do?
Good grief, there is no way I wanna stay with my grandparents..
Kusuo: I'll stay at my friend's house.
Kurumi: Okay Ku! I'm so happy you found friends! Love you❤️
Kusuo: Yes, yes bye mom.
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"Toritsuka I'm staying at your place tonight."
"WHAT? Wow I'm okay with it but I never expected you willingly staying over at my place.. sure but I don't have any extra futons.. You can either sleep on the floor or with me-"
"THE FLOOR. I'll take the floor." Saiki interrupted Toritsukas train of words
"Jeez okay.. I'll run you a bath and give you clothes, hold on." Toritsuka grabbed a pair of black shorts and a plain white t-shirt.
"Here." Toritsuka ran a bath and called for Saiki.
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After they both bathed (INDUVIDUALLY)
The shirt Saiki was wearing fit baggy and the shorts sat low.
"Haha, bro I can see your underwear, why are you sagging your shorts?" Toritsuka was once again, cut off but this time by a punch to the gut.
"Shut up, these are your clothes not mine stop being stupid." Saiki was always so serious
"Uff.. Augh.. Uhh, ow Saiki that hurt.. anyway I'm kind of hungry. Let's go eat!" Toritsuka was gripping his stomach in pain
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Toritsuka was pretty bad at cooking. That's an understatement - he did not know what he was doing in the kitchen, good thing Saiki was there or else the whole house would've burned down.
Toritsuka was pretty much grabbed whatever ingredients and dumping them into the stew.
The stew turned out.. edible? Probably, hopefully..
After they both ate they went back upstairs and played video games.
"Saiki.. I'm feeling weird.. Like my whole body feels hot almost like I have a fever.."
"Me too, I've been controlling it with my pyrokinesis so I'm not bothered."
"Saiki!" Toritsuka whined
"Please use it on me too! I'm dying over here.."
"What did you put in the stew anyway? You better of had not put in rat poison or something." Saiki asked
"Let's see.. I put in some hot sauce, pepper, mayonnaise (gross!), and something from a pink bottle."
"Something from a pink bottle? You didn't even know what it was? I'm gonna choke you."
"Sorry! Jeez.. let's go see what it was.. I remember I bought it from some guy on the street who said it will help me get girls. It didn't work unfortunately, I'm not even sure what to do with it, but I know it's edible so I added it in!"
Saiki was ready to end Toritsukas life
The bottle had no label and had an intricate design with a hot pink hue. Saiki used his psi to figure out what it was.
Oh. My. God.
The look on Saikis face was enough to scare Toritsuka.
"What is it dude.."
"It's an aphrodisiac, a strong one at that." Saiki was looking at the floor in disappointment and disbelief
"HUH?! OH GOD I ADDED LIKE HALF THE BOTTLE INTO THE STEW!" Toritsukas face was already turning a bright red
"You fucking idiot, I knew not to trust you." Saiki was angry but not surprised, Toritsuka was one of the worst nuisances after all
By now it was around 10 pm. They were both in Toritsukas room slumped against the wall next to each other.
They were both feeling the effects of the drug but Saiki seemed to be feeling it more than Toritsuka. But it also seemed to be messing with Saikis physic abilities.
"Saiki.. why is my school bag floating? Are your abilities like messed up or something?.."
Toritsuka looked over at Saiki but he was holding his head in his hand and looked to be in pain.
"Jeez Saiki you don't look so good, you need an ambulance or something?"
Saiki was used to feeling like this, like not at all.
Although it is normal for a teenage boy to get horny or jack off or some shit - Saiki never experienced that, it's like he didn't feel sexually attracted to anyone and for that reason, never got turned on.
BUT NOW, he was FEELING it. It felt so good to the point it hurt, it was basically uncomfortable.
"Saiki if you want.. I can help you.. you know, I watched a lot of porn so I think I know the basics, even if you're a guy."
Saiki was NOT listening, his brain felt like it was melting.
Suddenly, Toritsuka leaned in and kissed Saiki on the mouth. Saiki was caught off guard and upset, upset because he realized it felt good to kiss the nuisance he so very hated.
He clearly wasn't alone as Toritsuka straddled Saikis leg, one knee on the outside and one knee on the inside of Saikis legs.
He suddenly grabbed Saikis face and started kissing him. This time with more lust and greed, like he was hungry. God, Saiki would never admit this out loud, but it felt so damn good.
Toritsuka opened Saikis mouth with his finger and stuck his tongue in. And Saiki whimpered.
SAIKI WHIMPERED?
The same guy who has to power to end the world with a finger whimpering by the hands of some pervert? Wow this was a new low for Saiki.
Toritsuka giggled into Saikis mouth after he whimpered. Saiki would get mad but he was too tired.
Suddenly Toritsuka layed Saiki on the floor and was now on top of him. He was holding the back of Saikis head, his pink hair tangled in his fingers.
His other hand was holding Saikis wrist down. They were both making out, but this time was more bold and messy.
Their spit was now mixed together and Toritsuka was borderline humping Saiki like some dog in heat. Toritsuka was only thinking about two things: "this feels so fucking good" and "I can't believe I'm doing this with Saiki and he's actually letting me do it."
"Damn it's hot.." Toritsuka whimpered out
He sat and took off his shirt and tossed it aside.
He then grabbed Saikis shirt and took it off as well - Toritsukas back was against the wall and he had Saiki in his lap and they were back to making out like horny teenagers.
(One of them was at least) At this point they both had painful boners, and Toritsuka was reaching his fingers into Saikis waistband.
"Are you really gonna do that?.." Saiki whispered out
"Uhh yeah.. you're all I want now.." Toritsuka said a little too boldly
"What happened? You couldn't get any girls now you're switching sides?"
"Shut up Saiki, you're the one letting me do it.."
Unfortunately Toritsuka was right, it felt too good to stop. Toritsuka was already gripping Saikis length and stroking it up and down.
French kissing is totally overrated.. Saiki thought. It's just licking the inside of someone else's mouth and swapping spit.. Yet he was still doing it.
"I hope in the end that I'm not a virgin!" Toritsuka said a little too excitedly
"How far do you think I'll let you go? Idiot." Saiki said telepathically
"You already let me go this far! So why not-" Toritsuka was caught off by having his dick grabbed and gripped so tightly to the point he yelped out in pain.
"GAHH- Saiki what the hell! Uhh never mind that feels pretty good.."
"Shut the hell up, I can't believe I'm doing this with you.." Saiki was beyond embarrassed.
They changed positions and were both sitting up with Saiki against the wall and the nuisance hovering over him. They were still jacking each other off.
"Are you c*mming?" Toritsuka genuinely asked.
"Do you wanna fucking die?" Saiki said in his monotone voice
They were both close, Saiki was trying his best to not make a sound, biting his knuckle. But Toritsuka clearly wasn't trying to hold anything in. He kept whimpering and groaning like an animal.
"Shut the hell up, will you? You're acting like a dog in heat."
"S-sorry Saiki, ah I'm so close.." Toritsuka borderline moaned out
God this idiot pissed Saiki off so bad. But he was kind of too busy to care
Toritsuka suddenly smacked his lips back on Saikis, back to making out. They both felt heat pooling below where the sun doesn't shine.
They both came at the same time, lips still connected. Saiki groaned into Toritsukas mouth as he climaxed. Their lips separated and a string of saliva connected to each of their mouths.
Toritsuka looked down at his hand and said "Wow Saiki I can't believe we just did that.."
"Shut up, if you tell anyone I'll end you."