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Andrew and Ivan were sitting on da couch™
"Boy, I sure hope no bad things hqppen today" said Andrew because hes awesome and great and we should all take a moment to appreciate Andrew :)
"I am bad thindgs" said gray bitch, whatever his name was
"What?"
Ivan then beat the fucking shit out of Andrew because that's the cannon lore or somthin I dunno, fuck u ivan
"Ow. Ow. Ivan. Stop it. Ow. Ow." Andrew said as he fusckibf pain.
"Im gonna leave u ivan. Bitch."
Ivan mcivanton the second, didn't like that "wait no"
"No fuck you." Andrew then walked out very awesomely (Andrew is so awesome)