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Eliot Freeman 
@EliotFreemanSN
Ilya Rozanov at his first #Cens practice, being asked why he chose to move from Boston to Ottawa: “To be closer to my gay lover, Shane Hollander.”
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EliotFreemanSN @EliotFreemanSN · Replying to @EliotFreemanSN
When pressed for more: “What, you do not think this is real answer?” He did not elaborate further.
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Jane: Ilya.
Lily: yes ☺️☺️☺️
Jane: I am going to kill you
Lily: why 😢
Jane: Why would you say that to a reporter?!
Lily: is very funny
Lily: they think it is a big joke
Lily: and eventually they find out it is not
Lily: so no one can call me liar
Jane: 😒
Lily: relax мой кролик
Lily: you worry too much
Jane: I worry the right amount.
Jane: Fine. But if this blows up on you I’m not bailing you out
Lily: will not blow up 😊
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tanner dillon defender
@ottcenwhores
HELLO?????
Eliot Freeman @EliotFreemanSN · Sept 9
Ilya Rozanov at his first #Cens practice, being asked why he chose to move from Boston to Ottawa: “To be closer to my gay lover, Shane Hollander.”
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tanner dillon defender @ottcenwhores · Replying to @ottcenwhores
i knew getting rozy was gonna get chaotic but i didn’t think he’d be this messy DAY ONE OF PRACTICE 😭😭😭
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suffering houstonian
@letsgetdrilled
oh great another player who thinks being gay is a joke #ilyarozanovisoverparty
Eliot Freeman @EliotFreemanSN · Sept 9
Ilya Rozanov at his first #Cens practice, being asked why he chose to move from Boston to Ottawa: “To be closer to my gay lover, Shane Hollander.”
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h******v is real
@H0LLAN0VS
im starting a RUMORRRRR
Eliot Freeman @EliotFreemanSN · Sept 9
Ilya Rozanov at his first #Cens practice, being asked why he chose to move from Boston to Ottawa: “To be closer to my gay lover, Shane Hollander.”
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shane hollander's mistress @metrosssssss · Replying to @H0LLAN0VS
“starting” as if u haven’t been filling the ao3 tag urself for like 5 years
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rae :) @pikeskiss · Replying to @H0LLAN0VS
can you people not make this obviously homophobic joke about your fucking ship for once #ilyarozanovisoverparty
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h******v is real @H0LLAN0VS · Replying to @pikeskiss
oh so now the shayden shipper is going to lecture us
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cliff marlussy
@literalgaybear
okay i’m still mad at roz for leaving but this is so…idk, this doesn’t feel that serious? like are you ppl fr with #ilyarozanovisoverparty
Eliot Freeman @EliotFreemanSN · Sept 9
Ilya Rozanov at his first #Cens practice, being asked why he chose to move from Boston to Ottawa: “To be closer to my gay lover, Shane Hollander.”
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watch woho you cowards @mppknight · Replying to @literalgaybear
babe don’t use the hashtag ur just gonna get it trending higher 😩
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cliff marlussy @literalgaybear · Replying to @mppknight
FUCK
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jess
@mtlhollsy
feels really awesome to have one of the biggest players in the league turn being gay into a joke. feels great. feels good. i hate this fucking league
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jess @mtlhollsy · Replying to @mtlhollsy
not to mention a white guy making this joke about one of the few asian players in the league. ilya rozanov they will NEVER make me like you #ilyarozanovisoverparty
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ilya rozanov's prince albert @ilyascock · Replying to @mtlhollsy
i mean roz is russian so arguably that joke puts him at greater risk considering their LGBT laws…
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jess @mtlhollsy · Replying to @ilyascock
oh thank you for your nuanced opinion twitter user ilyascock i wonder whose side youre on
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suffering houstonian
@letsgetdrilled
“um roz is russian so actually he’s in danger for making a gay joke” do you people HEAR YOURSELVES #ilyarozanovisoverparty
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jess @mtlhollsy · Replying to @letsgetdrilled
no exactly like any real queer person from russia would ACTUALLY dare make a joke like that??? brain worms i s2g #ilyarozanovisoverparty
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Jon Plum
@JPHockey
All these woke crybabies bitching about a player making a joke. Grow up.
Eliot Freeman @EliotFreemanSN · Sept 9
Ilya Rozanov at his first #Cens practice, being asked why he chose to move from Boston to Ottawa: “To be closer to my gay lover, Shane Hollander.”
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suffering houstonian @letsgetdrilled · Replying to @JPHockey
kys
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cliff marlussy @literalgaybear · Replying to @JPHockey
dont u have a tar pit to go fossilize in
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rae :) @pikeskiss · Replying to @JPHockey
how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man???
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cliff marlussy
@literalgaybear
SCREAM not becca catching a 12 hour ban for telling jon plum to kill himself
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watch woho you cowards @mppknight · Replying to @literalgaybear
an honorable death tbh
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cliff marlussy @literalgaybear · Replying to @mppknight
no like literally I Support Our Troops (becca)
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Pop Crave
@PopCrave
Hockey player Ilya Rozanov goes viral for telling reporter he moved cities to be with his “gay lover,” fellow player Shane Hollander.
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h******v is real
@H0LLAN0VS
42k likes what is pop crave doing in family business…get out of our HOUSE!!!!!!
Pop Crave @PopCrave · Sept 9
Hockey player Ilya Rozanov goes viral for telling reporter he moved cities to be with his “gay lover,” fellow player Shane Hollander.
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shane hollander's mistress @metrosssssss · Replying to @H0LLAN0VS
no like name 3 of shane hollander’s most autistic traits or LEAVE
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H0LLAN0VS @h******v is real · Replying to @metrosssssss
like if u can’t name at least three ilya rozanov category 5 megaslut moments…
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jess
@mtlhollsy
reminder that it is also fucking weird to headcanon players as having certain disabilities or mental health conditions theyve never talked about having 🙃🙃🙃
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shane hollander's mistress
@metrosssssss
does j*ss know she is not in fact the cop of mtltwt. lol.
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shane hollander's mistress @metrosssssss · Replying to @metrosssssss
lol caught a hardblock for this after she sbed me ages ago. cannot believe we used 2 be moots !
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jess
@mtlhollsy
im literally begging for you people to be normal
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watch woho you cowards @mppknight · Replying to @metrosssssss
this is hockey twitter babe that might be 2 much 2 ask
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ilya rozanov's prince albert
@ilyascock
the reaction to roz’s joke lowkey feel xenophobic af. like have you guys considered he might just have a russian sense of humor
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watch woho you cowards
@mppknight
ppl talking about how it’s “russian culture” or a “russian sense of humor” and the culture in question is homophobia???
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tanner dillon defender
@ottcenwhores
being an ott fan used to be so quiet…just me, kj, and a roster of 21 losers
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kj @boodup · Replying to @ottcenwhores
do not talk abt my husband zane boodram like that
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tanner dillon defender @ottcenwhores · Replying to @boodup
fuckkk ur right im so sorry bood…ur so sexy and good at hockey
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h******nov is real
@H0LLAN0VS
ppl will look you dead in the eyes and say ilya roz*nov is a straight man. im sorry but have u seen the cup party pictures w him kneeling as marly pours vodka into his mouth…that is a man used to being on his knees!!!
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shane hollander's mistress @metrosssssss · Replying to @ottcenwhores
“have u seen it” more like have i ever stopped seeing it. i basically have it tattooed on my inner eyelids. that man is…………….well !
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h******nov is real @H0LLAN0VS · Replying to @metrosssssss
WHORE (affectionate)
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rae :)
@pikeskiss
hollanov fans legit thinking this is some kind of proof instead of evidence of their fave being homophobic. you have to laff #ilyarozanovisoverparty
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h******v is real
@H0LLAN0VS
im sorry but if ur an RPF shipper u can’t get mad at another RPF shipper for shipping differently…honey just bc we’re driving different clown cars doesn’t mean we’re not both at the circus
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shane hollander's mistress @metrosssssss · Replying to @H0LLAN0VS
you logging on every day
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h******v is real @H0LLAN0VS · Replying to @metrosssssss
LITERALLYYYYYYY but at least im self aware!!!!!! unlike. um. certain other people !
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kj
@boodup
i was just excited that we landed rozanov and now i feel like that gif of troy from community walking in with the pizza to utter chaos
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tanner dillon defender @ottcenwhores · Replying to @boodup
at least we won’t be bored? 💀
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kj @boodup · Replying to @ottcenwhores
you literally stan tanner dillon i don’t think anything could bore you
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tanner dillon defender @ottcenwhores · Replying to @boodup
not me getting dragged by my own bestie. et tu kj…
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suffering houstonian
@letsgetdrilled
I LIVED BITCH
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cliff marlussy @literalgaybear · Replying to @letsgetdrilled
BECCAAAAAA i missed u queen
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suffering houstonian @letsgetdrilled · Replying to @literalgaybear
<3 did i miss anything
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cliff marlussy @literalgaybear · Replying to @letsgetdrilled
just jess beefing with hollanov stans again lol
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suffering houstonian @letsgetdrilled · Replying to @literalgaybear
must be a day that ends in y
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Marc-Philip Rodin
@MPRMetros
Shane Hollander, asked if he has any comment on what Rozanov said yesterday: “You never know what’s gonna come out of that guy’s mouth. I’m not really thinking about it. I’m just focusing on getting back in the swing of things, getting ready for the season.”
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h******v is real
@H0LLAN0VS
so im not hearing a no…
Marc-Philip Rodin @MPRMetros · Sept 10
Shane Hollander, asked if he has any comment on what Rozanov said yesterday: “You never know what’s gonna come out of that guy’s mouth. I’m not really thinking about it. I’m just focusing on getting back in the swing of things, getting ready for the season.”
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rae :)
@pikeskiss
i can’t even say brain worms anymore. the worms would starve to death.
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jess
@mtlhollsy
literally shane has had to deal with this harassment from day fucking one i’m so sick of it for him #ilyarozanovisoverparty
Marc-Philip Rodin @MPRMetros · Sept 10
Shane Hollander, asked if he has any comment on what Rozanov said yesterday: “You never know what’s gonna come out of that guy’s mouth. I’m not really thinking about it. I’m just focusing on getting back in the swing of things, getting ready for the season.”
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James McGroom
@GlobeJamesMcG
Cliff Marleau, asked to comment on friend and former teammate Ilya Rozanov’s joke regarding moving to Ottawa for Shane Hollander: “Love the guy, but Rozy’s always had a weird sense of humor.”
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cliff marlussy
@literalgaybear
bye 💀💀💀💀💀
James McGroom @GlobeJamesMcG · Sept 10
Cliff Marleau, asked to comment on friend and former teammate Ilya Rozanov’s joke regarding moving to Ottawa for Shane Hollander: “Love the guy, but Rozy’s always had a weird sense of humor.”
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watch woho you cowards @mppknight · Replying to @literalgaybear
is this the first time in recorded history you qted something about marly without being horny about it
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cliff marlussy @literalgaybear · Replying to @mppknight
no dw i was laughing hornily
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watch woho you cowards @mppknight · Replying to @literalgaybear
Am not against Gay s . But you are all so Anoying . God bles .
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suffering houstonian
@letsgetdrilled
okay but on top of all the Disk Horse it’s not even that funny a joke…ottawa and mtl are like 2 or 3 hours away from each other ??? it wouldve been funnier if he signed with mtl but ottawa ???
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h******v is real
@H0LLAN0VS
me explaining how roz moving to ott actually makes it MORE likely theyre together than if he just went to mtl because it’s the perfect amount of close-but-not-too-close cover
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shane hollander's mistress @metrosssssss · Replying to @H0LLAN0VS
you are so mentally ill ilysm
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h******v is real @H0LLAN0VS · Replying to @metrosssssss
theyre adding rpf to the DSM 6 and im in there as patient zero
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cliff marlussy
@literalgaybear
do you guys think roz is aware of the existence of #ilyarozanovisoverparty
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Ilya Rozanov
@Rozanov81
There is party? Am I invited?
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cliff marlussy
@literalgaybear
damn i guess that answers that
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