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[D.VA] created [WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT I SWEAR TO FUCK]
[D.VA] added [GENJI], [PHARAH], [MCCREE], [76], [REAPER], [TRACER], [ANA], [MERCY], [LUCIO], [ZENYATTA], [SYMMETRA], [REINHARDT], [ZARYA], [WINSTON], [ROADHOG], [BASTION], [HANZO], [MEI], [TORBJORN], [WIDOWMAKER] and [JUNKRAT] to [WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT I SWEAR TO FUCK]
D.VA: ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS GOING TO DIE
[MERCY], [76], [ANA], [LUCIO], [JUNKRAT], [GENJI], [HANZO], [SYMMETRA], [MEI] and [ZENYATTA] joined [WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT I SWEAR TO FUCK]
MERCY: Oh my...
76: Watch your mouth, kid.
D.VA: I WILL NOT WATCH MY MOUTH, I AM GOING TO MURDER SOMEBODY
ANA: lol
JUNKRAT: HOPE ITS ME HAHA
ZENYATTA: What troubles you, my child?
D.VA: SOMEONE STOLE MY LAST BOTTLE OF MOUNTAIN DEW
D.VA: OH MY GOD WHY
GENJI; not me
GENJI; i can't drink
HANZO: Your life is the better for it.
GENJI: Hanzo.
HANZO: Yes.
GENJI: Shut up.
HANZO: Ok.
D.VA: BETTER FUCKING OWN UP, I'M READY TO FLIP
MERCY: Hana, carbonated drinks are not good for your health. If you want to remain in peak physical condition, it's probably to your benefit that you've misplaced it.
D.VA: Oh my god
D.VA: I really don't care
LUCIO: Come on, whoever took it just own up to it. Hana scares me when she's mad...
D.VA: damn right I do
D.VA: bitch
JUNKRAT: SHIT
[JUNKRAT] left [WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT I SWEAR TO FUCK]
D.VA: angela
D.VA: get the med bay ready
[D.VA] went idle.
MERCY: Why do I always end up dealing with the fallout of people's petty disputes?
GENJI: you're the only one of us who's not an idiot
SYMMETRA: How rude.
MEI: Hey! :'(
GENJI: ok ok you're all smart too
GENJI: but like
GENJI: you're not angela smart
[MCCREE] joined [WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT I SWEAR TO FUCK]
MCCREE: howdy
MCCREE: why do we have a group chat now?
MCCREE: and why is jamison crying in the corridor
LUCIO: omg
ANA: scroll up fam
MCCREE: woah there
MCCREE: i love overwatch
HANZO: Why.
SYMMETRA: I concur with Hanzo; all I see is chaos.
MEI: Overwatch is great!! These lot can just be a bit silly sometimes, but it's all in good fun! (＾◡＾)
[TRACER] joined [WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT I SWEAR TO FUCK]
TRACER: Oi oi saveloy
GENJI: why
TRACER: wot
GENJI: stop
TRACER: ...
GENJI: don't
TRACER: SPUD
TRACER: BANGERS AND MASH
GENJI: STOP
TRACER: BLIMEY GUV'NA
GENJI: @HANZO HELP
HANZO: Hello.
HANZO: Genji.
GENJI: Hanzo.
HANZO: We are in the same room. Why do you not simply speak aloud.
GENJI: are you really in a position to judge me
GENJI: you know
GENJI: because you MURDERED ME
HANZO: You are not making me less inclined to do so again.
ANA: oooooo
TRACER: bloody hell
GENJI: please lena
TRACER: ;)
[D.VA] is no longer idle.
D.VA: wow
LUCIO: HANA WHAT HAPPENED
D.VA: jesus
D.VA: so i caught up with the fucker
D.VA: he was carrying my dew like he fucking owned it
SYMMETRA: Thieves are a low form of scum.
D.VA: exactly
D.VA: so i'm chasing him around, we get to the practice range
D.VA: and as we go through the doorway
D.VA: @76 fucking TACKLES him to the ground out of nowhere
LUCIO: NO WAY
D.VA: i know man
D.VA: he gives me my dew back and gives jamison a lecture about how he's not a freelancer anymore and he has to cooperate with his teammates
76: I can't abide lawbreakers.
D.VA: THANKS DAD
76: Don't call me that.
[WINSTON] joined [WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT I SWEAR TO FUCK]
WINSTON: Oh my god
ANA: LOL
WINSTON: Oh my
WINSTON: GOD
MCCREE: u ok
WINSTON: You know we saved the world once
ANA: I was there
ANA: It was sweet
HANZO: It is hard to believe that Overwatch was once such a strong force. Since the recall, I have witnessed nothing but incompetence and stupidity.
ANA: thank you
GENJI: take the stick out of your ass brother
HANZO: What makes you think I have a stick inside of my anus. What purpose would that serve.
LUCIO: Hanzo
LUCIO: Buddy
LUCIO: No offense, but you're just tragic
HANZO: Ok.
GENJI: you murdered me
HANZO: Really.
HANZO: I wonder why anyone would ever try to hurt you, Genji.
ANA:
HANZO: What is this
GENJI: OH MY FUCKING GOD ANA
GENJI: It's actually really accurate too
HANZO: Why did you create this
ANA: why did you kill your brother
LUCIO: grandma has no chill
HANZO: I regret everything.
WINSTON: I feel like the recall was a mistake.
ANA: quiet harambe
GENJI: lol