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Back Story:
{soulmate!au when you get closer with your soulmate, you will be able to hear his/her mind; but you have to find out manually who is your soulmate, because in your head the voice is genderless.}
Brendon Urie is over-reacting about himself having this strange voice in his head. He straightly tells his next-door roommate, Dallon Weekes about it.
Turns out that Dallon is not really interested about the lame-soulmatish-myth-comes-true. Brendon, later, decides to make a grup chat to spread the news with his other friends.
[ GUYS I HAVE MY SOULMATE ]
beebo wz here initiated a group chat.
beebo wz here changed the group’s name to GUYS I HAVE MY SOULMATE.
beebo wz here added king wentz, patrick v.s., im dallonween, smithsonian spencer to the group.
beebo wz here GUYS I HAVE NEWS
beebo wz here I FINALLY HAVE MY SOULMATE
beebo wz here I HEAR IT
beebo wz here THE MYTH IS TRUE
beebo wz here OMFG CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT
smithsonian spencer wat?
king wentz what myth?
im dallonween
that lame myth abt hearing ur soulmate’s voice
im dallonween
in ur head
im dallonween
super lame, I think brendon had hallucinated or something
beebo wz here IT’S NOT LAME -_-
beebo wz here you just jealous of me
patrick v.s. Whst’s happenninh?
patrick v.s. Ugh. I hate typos
king wentz where r u?
king wentz no problem. ur typo is cute, trick :]
patrick v.s. Traffic jam.
patrick v.s. What?
king wentz means dont freak out when u’r seeing typos
king wentz even ur typos get me right :]
patrick v.s. Don’t do that, Pete. You know, it always makes me shiver.
smithsonian spencer guys, pls.
smithsonian spencer keep it 4 urself
beebo wz here spencer had the point. we’re here to talk about ME
beebo wz here NOT THE GODDAMN FLIRTING
beebo wz here ESP NOT THE LAME FLIRTING
im dallonween
ur room is next to mine, bee. why do we do this gc
beebo wz here bcs I can
beebo wz here and wheres the fun to only have this great news sharing with u
king wentz im not lame
king wentz dall’s r8. u’r lame
im dallonween
look, bee. no one cares abt ur soulmatish thing
im dallonween
told u, that was hallucination
beebo wz here ouch
beebo wz here what kind of friend r u
beebo wz here im telling u’all my big news and nobody gives a shit
patrick v.s. We’re not flirting, brendon.
patrick v.s. I appreciate if you keep your mouth clean.
patrick v.s. Then, I am listening here.
beebo wz here PATRICK IM STUMPED
beebo wz here U’R MY HERO
beebo wz here OK IM ZIPPING MY DIRTY AND BAD SIDE OF MY MOUTH :!
patrick v.s. Now, what’s happening?
beebo wz here here we go, patty
beebo wz here I was in chem, when this happened
beebo wz here I just stared blankly at that blooberish Mrs. Bluebell when suddenly
beebo wz here a strange voice crept in
patrick v.s. Then?
beebo wz here it was just saying random things like : “im hungry af”
beebo wz here or “shit, why times move so slowly”
patrick v.s. Mostly ramblings? No specific thing?
beebo wz here no :<
king wentz trick, did u take this srsly
beebo wz here shatup pete.
beebo wz here don’t interrupt unless u’r interested to this personal life-death problem
im dalloween
pft. life-death problem?
im dalloween
srsly?
im dalloween
dear patrick, tell us that u only intend to calm this fuck down
beebo wz here DALLON WEEKES
beebo wz here WHY
beebo wz here U’R SO MEAN
beebo wz here u cant just lemme wondering for my whole life
beebo wz here this is indeed life-death problem
beebo wz here patriiiiiiiiiccccckkkkkkk
beebo wz here help me
beebo wz here say something
beebo wz here support me
patrick v.s. Well, I haven’t met someone who had same condition with you, Bren.
patrick v.s. But I did ever read about how that myth is actually working in real.
patrick v.s. A genderless voice in your head?
patrick v.s. And according to that myth, might be vice versa?
beebo wz here YES.
beebo wz here OMFG IT MEANS THAT WHOEVER MY SOULMATE IS
beebo wz here HAVIN MY THOUGHTS RESONATED IN THEIR HEAD
beebo wz here OMFG
patrick v.s. I guess you just have to wait until that voice cracks some infos.
patrick v.s. Until then, there’s nothing you can do.
beebo wz here I HAVE THIS AMAZING IDEA
beebo wz here HOW ABT ME CRACKING SOME INFOS
beebo wz here DEAR MY FUTURE LOVE, I LIVE IN 203TH ROOM
beebo wz here COME TO BRENDON URIE
beebo wz here HOT IS MY MIDDLE NAME
patrick v.s. That’s too much.
patrick v.s. You might scare her.
beebo wz here HER?
beebo wz here WAIT
king wentz wait, is that future love MUST BE AN OPPOSITE GENDER?
king wentz trick, SRSLY?
im dallonween
normal people shouldve the opposite gender pete
im dallonween
accept the reality lol
patrick v.s. Um, I suppose?
patrick v.s. And Dallon’s right. I referred to normal people with straight orientation.
patrick v.s. Why do you freak out?
patrick v.s. No way.
patrick v.s. Pete, are you not straight?
im dallonween
can I just laugh
im dallonween
HAHAHAHAHAHA GOTCHA
smithsonian spencer im silently reading this chat
smithsonian spencer but i cant handle this
smithsonian spencer HAHAHAHAHAHA GOTCHA (2)
beebo wz here GUYS PLEASE
beebo wz here ITS ABT ME
beebo wz here FOCUS
king wentz fuck u all
patrick v.s. That is only a pre-assumption, Bren.
patrick v.s. God, your language, Pete.
patrick v.s. What bothers you? It’s ok, if you’re not straight.
patrick v.s. Not that it means something or what.
patrick v.s. After all, I’m a fair human-being.
im dallonween
well thats new pat
im dallonween
fair human being?
smithsonian spencer yea very fair human being
im dallonween
same thought spencer?
smithsonian spencer exactly dall
beebo wz here OK STOP ABT THE FAIR HUMAN BEING PATRICK
beebo wz here then whoever and whatever gender they are, can be my soulmate?
beebo wz here tricccckk??
patrick v.s. I can’t believe, I don’t leave this group.
patrick v.s. Yes.
patrick v.s. Now, keep calm. You will find out who is the voice you hear in your head soon.
patrick v.s. I’m logging off.
beebo wz here MY HERO
beebo wz here ZILLIONS THANKS PATTY <3
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king wentz trick ive this question
king wentz WTF
king wentz TRICK IS OFFLINE????
im dallonween
u’r like a pregnant woman’s period pete
smithsonian spencer always be LATE
im dallonween
haha u get it spence
smithsonian spencer legit dall
king wentz fuck u 2
beebo wz here he’ll be here asap if I got some progress pete
beebo wz here calm ur ass down
beebo wz here AND KEEP UPDATED!~
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