Chapter Text
Disclaimer: I do not own Yuri!!! on Ice.
March 26th
(9:32 am) back to Hasetsu already, hmm?
(9:33 am) we had a good run, you and me
(9:35 am) thick as thieves, brothers in all but blood, blazing through the skies like fireworks
(9:36 am) we never should’ve been torn apart but alas, fate is cruel!
(9:39 am) Is this just because you didn’t get to hug me goodbye at the airport?
(9:40 am) YES
(9:41 am) YOU TOLD ME ID GET ONE LAST GOODBYE HUG
(9:43 am) I DID NOT GET A GOODBYE HUG
(9:47 am) I’m sorry!
(9:49 am) I didn’t want to risk missing my plane
(9:49 am) MISSING YOUR PLANE??!?
(9:51 am) WHAT ABOUT MISSING ME??!!?!?
(9:55 am) I’m sorry
(9:56 am) I just
(9:59 am) Wanted to be home
(10:04 am) oh yeah, it’s been 5 years for you, right?
(10:05 am) Yeah
(10:08 am) say hello to your parents and Mari for me! Minako too!
(10:10 am) I miss you Yuuri but I’m genuinely happy you're back home after being gone for so long
(10:11 am) happy homecoming Yuuri
(10:13 am) Thanks :)
(10:21 am) aaaaaaaaaand my stomach thinks its a whale and its mating season. I’m gonna go find food now, brb!
(10:53 am) CIAO CIAO IS IN THE BARBER SHOP I REPEAT CIAO CIAO IS IN THE BARBER SHOP
(10: 55 am) YUURI THIS IS A RED ALERT CIAO CIAO I S I N T H E B A R B E R S H O P
(10:58 am) I
(10:58 am) What??????
(11:01 am) [image sent]
(11:02 am) [image sent]
(11:04 am) RED ALERT RED ALERT R E D A L E R T
(11:07 am) ????
(11:09 am) Okay????????
(11:10 am) Y U U R I
(11:12 am) THIS IS A MATTER OF INTERNATIONAL IMPORTANCE
(11:13 am) IMAGINE CIAO CIAO WITHOUT HIS HAIR
(11:14 am) !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(11:16 am) Why
(11:19 am) Why would you force this image on me
(11:21 am) NOW DO YOU SEE THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS!!!!
(11:22 am) CIAO CIAO WITHOUT HIS HAIR IS LIKE ICE CREAM WITHOUT SUGAR
(11:25 am) BIZARRE AND WRONG AND FULL Owait nevermind its not him
(11:26 am) the dudes chin is all wrong lmao
(11:26 am) my bad!!
(11:31 am) …
(11:31 am) I’m going back to work
(11:33 am) wait what
(11:35 am) come on Yuuri don’t ignore me!!
(11:36 am) Yuuriiiiiiiiii
(2:24 pm) Okay I’m back
(2:32 pm) Phichit????
(2:34 pm) I cannot BELIEVE you would abandon me like that
(2:37 pm) we’re the three musketeers! the three amigos! no ones left behind!
(2:39 pm) There’s literally only two of us
(2:41 pm) that’s besides the point u butt
(2:44 pm) I’ll go back to work
(2:45 pm) WAIT NO
(2:46 pm) bby come back~~
(2:48 pm) Is sad I can hear you singing that song in my head when you sent that?
(2:49 pm) it’s a song?????
(2:51 pm) I don’t know?
(2:53 pm) You’re always singing it, I just presumed it was
(2:55 pm) huh weird
(2:56 pm) it was some big hit in the 70s according to google
(2:57 pm) anyways
(2:58 pm) Wait isn't it super late in Detroit right now??
(3:01 pm) pffbt its only midnight
(3:02 pm) What no, not pffbt!!
(3:04 pm) That's so late you need sleep, go to sleep Phichit.
(3:05 pm) ehhhhhhhh not that important
(3:09 pm) No, sleep is a human necessity needed to help our brains operate at full capacity and you need 7-8 hours of it!!
(3:11 pm) …the fact that I know you actually looked that up just now.........lmao
(3:12 pm) k but seriously it's cool
(3:14 pm) it's off season, finals are done, I can just sleep all day it cool
(3:20 pm) oh jeeze I can feel your disapproving mom vibes from here sseriously it's fine lol
(3:20 pm) I went to bed wayyyy later last night, this is nothing
(3:20 pm) What?!
(3:20 pm) When did you go to bed last night???
(3:22 pm) …shit
(3:23 pm) decline to comment
(3:25 pm) Phichit!!!!!
(3:27 pm) sorry mom!
(3:28 pm) netflix is so addictive (>.<)
(3:28 pm) insta too
( 3:31 pm) Oh jeeze, how are you taking care of yourself without me around?
(3:34 pm) don’t worry Yuuri, I’ll text you everyday to let you know I haven’t died of heartsickness!
(3:36 pm) I’m more worried you’ll forget to sleep
(3:36 pm) And eat
(3:37 pm) Then you'll waste away until you’re just a couple of skeleton thumbs clicking away on a dead phone
(3:40 pm) don’t you dare bring in the skeleton war meme i s2g
(3:42 pm) [image sent]
(3:42 pm) Over my dead body >:)
(3:43 pm) NO
(3:43 pm) NOT AGAIN
(3:43 pm) N O
(3:45 pm) You're no fun
(3:49 pm) *im the reasonable one in this relationship who knows when to mOVE ON FROM DEAD MEMES
(3:51 pm) …
(3:51 pm) >:)
(3:53 pm) ?????????
(3:55 pm) Badum-tush
(3:58 pm) k seriously what diNO
(3:58 pm) NONONONONONO
(4:01 pm) You started this
(4:03 pm) Y O U S UC K
(4:04 pm) Hehe
(4:08 pm) NOPE NUH UH NOT DOING THIS
(4:09 pm) [link sent]
(4:12 pm) What's this?
(4:14 pm) a distraction from your horrible evil ways, die over this instead
(4:15 pm) WAIT FUCJ
(4:16 pm) DONT YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE MEME
(4:19 pm) Okay okay I won't haha
(4:21 pm) thank you
(4:22 pm) okay but seriously watch the video the vocals are??????? so amazing?????????
(4:29 pm) Wow
(4:30 pm) It took me a few minutes to realize they had no instruments
(4:33 pm) The leads have such amazing range too
(4:33 pm) !
(4:57 pm) Phichit?
(4:57 pm) You there?????
(11:46 pm) AAAAAAA SORRY!
(11:48 pm) I passed out, I didn’t mean to leave you hanging!
(11:51 pm) and yes to everything you just said!!! It’s so great, I love this group (*´ч ` *)
March 27th
(2:34 am) [link sent]
(4:26 am) [link sent]
(4:27 am) [link sent]
(4:29 am) SOMEONE HOLD ME
(4:29 am) BABY PANDAS ARE TOO CUTE IM DYING
(7:52 am) Well someone’s having fun making the keeper’s life hell
(7:56 am) THEYRE SO CUTE
(7:57 am) AND CHUBBY
(7:59 am) T H E Y R O L L
(8:02 am) ROLLROLLROLL
(8:04 am) I think they’re kinda mean
(8:06 am) Just look at the poor keeper
(8:07 am) Y U U R I
(8:09 am) THOSE PANDAS ARE CUTE PURE BEANS OF SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS
(8:11 am) THEYRE GOOD PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLLS OF BEAUTY AND WONDERFUwait youre making fun of me
(8:13 am) Yup <3
(8:15 am) RUDE
(8:19 am) :p
(8:19 am) You’re lively this morning haha
(8:25 am) I’m on a caffeine high and browsing netflix
(8:27 am) I should not have taken all those free coffees, tems too much even for me
(8:27 am) *tens
(8:33 am) Oh jeeze
(8:33 am) My heart aches just thinking about it
(8:34 am) yeah but you’re old
(8:35 am) old man Yuuri (￣ω￣ )
(8:37 am) When did you get mean Phichit
(8:40 am) I’m not mean, I’m a truther
(8:43 am) What
(8:45 am) What does that even mean??
(8:47 am) that I’m right
(10:05 am) did you abandon me again?
(5:16 pm) Oops sorry, I didn't mean to leave you for so long. Mari put me to work
(5:17 pm) Though you deserved it :p
(5:20 pm) Fair lol
(5:22 pm) Oh dear god you're up later than last night
(5:23 pm) Seriously Phichit sleeeeeep
(5:25 pm) …
(5:26 pm) remember like two months ago at midterms?
(5:28 pm) we went out for ice cream w Jake Andy and Clara?
(5:31 pm) Yeah????
(5:34 pm) the next time you lot try to claim I'm the mom friend, I'm whipping out screenshots of this convo
(5:35 pm) Fair enough :p
(5:37 pm) But seriously sleep, I'll be here later
(5:40 pm) yeh actually my room is spinning mkay mom
(5:41 pm) [image sent]
(5:41 pm) gnight selfie!
(5:45 pm) How do you still take amazing selfies even though it's some godawful zombie hour in the morning?
(5:46 pm) What the hell dude
(5:48 pm) hehehe what's a master without his secrets~~~~
(5:49 pm) You suck
(5:49 pm) <3<3<3
March 28th
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(12:43 am) [image sent]
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(7:34 am) Phichit
(7:35 am) Why did you send me 37 photos of the campus????
(7:44 am) I MISS YOU YUURI
(7:47 am) pretend you're on campus with me
(7:50 am) or better, send me pics of everywhere you go so I know what you're up to
(7:54 am) No
(7:55 am) [image sent]
(7:55 am) but yuuriiiiiiiii (TT.TT )
(7:58 am) Your puppy eyes are adorable but no
(8:01 am) [image sent]
(8:01 am) is try 2 working~~
(8:05 am) Phichit
(8:06 am) I work in an onsen think about what you're saying
(8:20 am) I
(8:21 am) oh god
(8:24 am) E x a c t l y
(11:36 am) [image sent]
(11:36 am) start running
(11:38 am) Oh shit thanks
(11:41 am) Wait you follow Mari on twitter?
(11:42 am) she's hilarious
(11:43 am) and I need to warn you when your sister’s out for your blood of course
(11:44 am) Much appreciated
(11:46 am) np sarge (￣^￣)ゞ
(11:46 am) why does she want revenge anyways what'd you do????????
(11:47 am) She deserved it
(11:54 am) you're still not telling me what you did???????????
(12:07 pm) you know at first I was mad you made me dig thru her twitter to find out but now I understand
(12:07 pm) you're ashamed
(12:07 pm) just as you should be
(12:09 pm) you 100% deserve all of this btws I should not have warned you
(12:13 pm) Some friend you are
(12:14 pm) oh now he texts back
(12:16 pm) I had to find a hiding spot and barricade the door I was busy
(12:17 pm) where are you?????
(12:19 pm) I'm not telling you you'll tell Mari
(12:19 pm) Traitor
(12:23 pm) I'm not a traitor yet you have to tell me first so I can betray you
(12:23 pm) THEN I'm a traitor
(12:24 pm) I thought you were my friend Phichit what the hell
(12:28 pm) y o u s p o i l e d a g e n t c a r t e r
(12:29 pm) whats even the point of pirating it for her if youre just gonna betray her like that
(12:29 pm) no one deserves that u jerk
(12:32 pm) They do when they put salt in my cookies
(12:33 pm) And when has spoiling a series ever warranted being forced to clean up guests' puke?
(12:35 pm) YOU SPOILED THE FINALE
(12:35 pm) RIGHT WHEN SHE WAS GETTING INTO IT TOO
(12:36 pm) D U D E
(12:39 pm) Oh shush she’s only into it because it’s Hayley Atwell and she’s super gay
(12:40 pm) well yeah duh
(12:40 pm) its Hayley Atwell
(12:41 pm) True
(12:43 pm) I just don’t see why spoilers are that bad when she’s only gonna be swooning over the maCRAP IM FOUBD BEYE
(12:43 pm) GO MARI GO
(2:15 pm) I cannot believe
(2:15 pm) I do not deserve
(2:18 pm) cleaning bathrooms builds character dear
(2:19 pm) I
(2:19 pm) <3
(2:22 pm) You are a cruel cruel man Phichit
(2:24 pm) yes but I'm too cute for anyone to ever believe you (✿´ ꒳ ` )
(2:27 pm) I will expose you to the world one day. Mark my words
(2:29 pm) mhmmmmmm~~
(2:43 pm) wait idk what time it is there, is the mens fs gonna start soon?
(2:47 pm) Nah it's not even three yet, we have four and a half hours
(2:29 pm) oh dang nevermind then
(2:30 pm) I was gonna stay up and watch it live with you but it's almost midnight and I have to sleep soon (⌣_⌣,)
(2:32 pm) Ah okay
(2:33 pm) Living on opposite sides of the world does not make for upholding traditions :(
(2:36 pm) I KNOOOOW (TT.TT )
(2:37 pm) it's so weird watching worlds without you I miss you bae
(2:40 pm) <3
(2:43 pm) When are you going to watch the fs?
(2:44 pm) I'm not sure??????
(2:45 pm) I messed up the time zones I thought I'd just stay up late and watch them tonight
(2:47 pm) I'll prooooobs watch it tomorrow after lunch when I'm free????? I dunno if you'll be up then tho
(2:51 pm) Watch it even if I'm not up and just livetweet it to me
(2:54 pm) Minako will probably want me to watch it with her anyways so then I'll just catch up on your messages and we can talk afterwards
(2:56 pm) I...yea that works
(2:57 pm) not the same but idk how we could watch it at the same time (｡•́︿•̀｡)
(3:01 pm) Sorry :(
(3:03 pm) no you're fine this isn't your fault at all??????
(3:03 pm) just a little bummed I don't get to watch it with my bestie <3
(3:05 pm) kay I actually have to sleep now if I want to be useful at all tomorrow so I'll talk to ya later!
(3:06 pm) gnight selfie!
(3:06 pm) [image sent]
(3:14 pm) You're a gorgeous asshole, I hope you know that
(10:38 pm) uhhhhh
(10:40 pm) I don't have time rn to check but I'm like 103% sure the men's fs happened???????
(10:41 pm) but????? you haven't said???????? anything????????
(10:41 pm) *said anything on here
(10:41 pm) didn’t you watch it??
(10:47 pm) Yuuri???????????????
(11:04 pm) you there????????????????????
March 29th
(3:27 am) oooooohh there’s a new video trending
(3:31 am) apparently someone skated Viktors fs prwAIT THATS YOU??????!?