"Unbeknownst to Bilbo, 'blunt the knives' is actually slightly out-of-fashion dwarf slang for some sort of sex act (hand job, blow job, or anything else, really), hence Bofur's very wink-wink-nudge-nudge 'Oohh d'ya hear that lads? He says we'll blunt the kniiiiives!'"
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Reader's NotesReena Jenkins once said to me, "I can do a pretty good sex voice, but I'm not sure about innuendo." So I stole this story for her and never looked back. :) FeedbackComments are love! Tell me how you really feel, even if you're just stopping by. ♥ |
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