Vic's_procrastination_fics
My favourite mcyt (sbi/dream smp) fics which I use to dodge my homework with.
Me:
I have homework to do but one fic can't hurt, right?
Me, an hour later with still no homework done:
reading another fic and making this collection for fellow procrastinators
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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The setting, for the moment, is a house on the edge of town, bordered closely by the forest. Our characters are as follows: Philza Minecraft, immortal Angel of Death, loving father of the slightly less immortal Wilbur Soot. Wilbur is an aspiring musician, intent on traveling the many worlds to share his music and his ideals. His father plans to go with him to watch him achieve greatness, just as he has always known his little boy would be capable of doing. Our third character, and the focus of our story, is one Technoblade. The Blood God, Slayer of Armies, Feller of Unjust Regimes.
However, a foe is about to join the party.
That foe being a three-month-old mortal infant by the name of Tommy Innit. A nuisance, if you were to ask our protagonist. A nuisance he will undoubtedly grow fond of.
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FOREVER UNFINISHED. RIP INCIDENTAL FATHERHOOD I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
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- Part 1 of The Technodad Saga
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Hush Now (You Were Lost but Now You’re Found) by CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Apr 2023
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Red Chaos was the name the world had bestowed upon him, and Dream had laughed as he dragged Tommy down against his chest in a rough sprawl back against the couch, squeezing him tight after their first official mission together.
Tommy had done good and Dream had been proud.
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Siren shifts, a look Tommy can’t be bothered to understand flashing briefly before his shoulders roll into a shrug.
“You saved my life.”
I know, Tommy thinks, lips drawing back in an ugly grimace. It ruined mine.
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The morning paper lies discarded on the couch beside him with black bold headlines:
RED CHAOS: HERO OR VILLAIN?
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
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Whipping Cream and Sprinkles [OLD VERSION] by oldandnew_redandblue
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Mar 2023
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Their whole life its just been Tommy and Tubbo against the world, especially the past 3 years theyve been in foster care. One day, some guy with a hero complex comes along with his blunt and quiet son and a scarily tall musician son and theyre all convinced they’re gonna be the boys’ new family. Phil’s fostered kids before, apparently both his sons used to be “problem kids” in the system before he adopted them. Clearly he has a good track record that Tommy and Tubbo can’t wait to break. They arent looking for a new family, they have each other. So what Phil’s giving them everything theyve ever wanted in a father, theyre just fine on their own.
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Selectively mute Tubbo with a secret limp and his protective and explosively angry brother, Tommy get a new foster placement, Philza Craft. Phil certainly wasnt expecting all the trauma and secrets (who keeps a limp and their knowledge of sign language a secret??) that came with these two kids, but surprisingly, an old stab wound and an alleged attempted murder arent the weirdest things hes had to deal with. One of his kids came from a literal murder cult. Things certainly get a lot worse before they start getting better.
-Rewrite is in the works!!!-
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Let Me Be Your Home by spookyserpent for TheFrogSheriff
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Jul 2021
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The Antarctic Empire do like their friendship emeralds.
“If you need anything,” he says, throwing the earring at Tommy, who catches it with ease, “just find a royal guard, show them that and say you want to see me.”
Tommy’s mouth opens and closes, shocked. So is Techno. He honestly didn’t expect to get so attached. Tommy’s cheeks burn red and he ducks his head, holding the emerald earring like it’s precious.
Or, the story of how Prince Technoblade of the Antarctic Empire found a boy and decided to instantly see the boy as his new, little brother.
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- Part 3 of Writing about Block People :)
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Bookmarked by Invicta
25 Nov 2021
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Techno gives an earring to Tommy and it’s so fluffy and cute… I just can’t- AWWWWH
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“Who did this to you?” the Blood God growls, low and dangerous. And anyone in their right mind would be afraid, would be shitting their pants, but Tommy just flicks his eyes to the floor and mumbles that it doesn’t matter.
Echo hums softly, brushing his fingers gently over the bruises coloring Tommy’s cheek, stopping at the gash over his eyebrow before carding through his hair. Tommy doesn’t mean to lean into the touch, he knows these men are dangerous, are deadly, but he can’t help but feel safe, wrapped up in their brutal care.
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Bookmarked by Invicta
21 Oct 2021
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Tommy gives names to the Blood God, Angel and Siren about who battered him after relaying lots of his past... so well written LOVED IT
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“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”
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OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.
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- Part 2 of here's a health to the company
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Bookmarked by Invicta
03 Sep 2021
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enjoyed so much and reread (past tense) it was still just as good as the first time
Pirate Techno and Phil is the best thing to have been created, you’ll fail to prove me wrong