20 Works in Parentless_Behavior

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    "Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"

    Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.

    "'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.

    . . . um.

    Whoops.

    "Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.

    "Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.

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    One to defeat fear. One to discover truth. One to feel love. One to accept life. Each will bear a sword and embody the essence of Hogwarts. Together as one, the Four Heroes of Hogwarts will unite the world against the true Dark Lord. Together as one, the Heroes will defeat the binding darkness and restore Hogwarts to the wonder her creators intended her to be.

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    When Tim first proposes his plan, Jason calls him batshit insane.

    "Why?" Tim asks stubbornly. “It’ll be a win-win situation – I get a new life without some guardian tying me down, and you get a new life where you can eat food every day and live in a big house. You’ll probably have to go to school, but that’s the only downside I can think of. That, and pretending to be me, of course."

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    In the wake of Jack and Janet Drake's untimely death, Bruce sets out to search for their missing son, determined to adopt him. After a long, arduous search, he finally brings home a new addition to his family.

    He fails to realise that the new kid living in Wayne Manor is not Tim Drake.

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    Planning the world's best vacation? Check. Strong arming everyone he loves, including one recently resurrected Spider-Kid, into going?

    Double check.

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    He turned to the second, and saw the gun too late. Quickly, he tried to dodge the bullet, and Luckily, he was able to do so. He heard a crack, and the sound of metal falling to the ground.

    He grabbed the criminal by the legs and slammed him to the ground. The pistol fell heavily to the ground. He kicked it away with his foot, and was about to pin the thief to the floor with the webs of his right wrist... but nothing came out.

    Peter frowned and looked down at his web shooter. He was met by an exploded piece of metal, half of which was missing.

    Surely he could fix it on his own, right?

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    Aizawa Shouta’s instincts were nearly 100% accurate, as was his eye for small details. They were skills honed through years working the Underground, and only broadened when it came to dealing with 20 incredibly powerful teens year after year. So, when he noticed that Midoriya hadn’t brought a lunch for the fourth time this week, he knew something was off.

     

    The story is complete along with an epilogue and a whole slew of shorts!

    --

    I do not grant permission to translate my work or turn it into podfics.

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    Job opening: Housekeeper/Babysitter/Bodyguard for five-year-old Timothy Drake

    Requirements: None. Pretending to be Mrs. Mac's son won't even cause the Drakes to do a background check (they won't even bother to check if you're a crime lord that accidentally traveled from another dimension either)

    Hours: Negotiable. No extended home visits. Must only drop off food and water twice a week because a five-year-old boy and a houseplant apparently have the same needs.

    Start Date: Immediately

    Or: An accidental interdimensional teleportation causes the Red Hood to end up pretending to be Jason Mac and being Timmy's babysitter.

    This is my story for Febuwhump 2023. 28 Chapters of Whump, Hurt/comfort, Humor, and Fluff! Updated once every day of February.

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    The only green remaining in the tank are from the mermaid's hair and eyes.

    Where there was once a bright, long tail, there are now very human legs.

    Shouta is called in to help with a special case with a mermaid. They can't understand each other's language, the mermaid has never dealt with having legs before, and now Shouta has to look after him.

    Well, it's not like Shouta's life has ever been simple.

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    Just before his eleventh birthday, Harry is found in a dark London alleyway. He is subsequently taken to stay in the home of one Severus Snape until he begins Hogwarts. Harry isn't quite sure what possessed him to agree to this arrangement, and Severus has no intention of allowing Potter's unfortunate progeny to get under his skin, but this is a Severitus fic, we all know how it ends.

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    "There were many stories circulating about him, rumours that he was a Dark wizard." – Severus Snape [HBP]

    The year is 1990. Lucius decides to take a closer look at Harry Potter. Dumbledore must send his spy to the rescue. Eventual Severitus. No slash. Snape is not Harry's biological father. Covers Hogwarts years. Update: Complete!

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    Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.

     

    Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.

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    Aizawa had some experience with traumatized children but when a mute small child appears every night on his patrol route he soon realizes that this kid is an unique case to be handle carefully. Untrusting and all he can recognize a cry for help when he sees one. Even if it is silent.

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    kid Izuku manifests a dangerous voice quirk and Aizawa has to get his trust to help him

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    Aizawa Shouta prided himself on being observant.

    It was a big part of being an underground hero, for one, so he had honed his observation skills through lots of time and life-or-death situations.

    So when he noticed his resident problem child, Midoriya Izuku, acting strange in class, he began to pay a little more attention to him. He kept his eye out for any red-flags that could indicate something was going on. And he curses himself now, because there are... a lot. Something was going on with his student, and he was going to figure it out.

    OR: Aizawa is a dad whose worried about his student, and sets out to solve the mystery.

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    Severus Snape has agreed to take in Harry Potter during the summer before his Third Year. Temporarily. Just until the end of summer and not a day longer. But secrets about Harry's home life are being revealed and things are changing too fast for Harry to keep up. Can he and Snape survive their time together? If not, it's going to make for a very long summer. I've moved up the blowing up of Marge to the very beginning of summer.

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    Darry doesn’t hit his little brother that night, but Ponyboy still worries that it’s just a matter of time before his oldest brother decides he doesn’t want him around anymore. And then there’s Bob.

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    Young pro-heroes Aizawa Shouto and Yamada Hizashi decide to adopt. In their search for a new family, they come across a kid with multiple quirks and find that they aren't able to resist welcoming him into their lives.

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    Midoriya Izuku is medically quirkless, not technically homeless, perpetually exhausted and doing his damned best despite it all. He also sees spirits, which might be cool if not for the fact that a) no one else does, b) they really don't like him very much, and c) he's pretty sure the heroes now think he's a villain working for the League.

    Aizawa Shota just wants to take down Overhaul, rescue Eri, keep his students alive, get some rest, and find out how this Deku kid knows things he absolutely should not know about his personal life and the Shie Hassaikai case.

    Unless Nighteye's right, and the kid really is a villain.

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    When tragedy strikes and Izuku is left motherless, he runs away from home hoping to find a safe haven. He bumps into the pro hero: Eraserhead. He believes he is safe only to find out years later that his past is trying to catch up with him. Will he be able to escape? Or will he be chained down by his shadows?

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    When Ponyboy Davis moves in next door to Darrel and Sodapop Curtis, he doesn't have much hope that this town will be any different. With an abusive uncle to try and avoid, he doesn't have time to worry about making friends. But when a guy his age gets jumped and he jumps in, he might just find himself a new family.

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    Harry Potter is called up to Dumbledore's office and told he was being moved elsewhere to keep him safe. He no longer has to stay at the Dursley's, but Dumbledore tells him he has to stay with Severus Snape. For a few days it seemed like a bad idea. Until Severus Snape uncovers the truth of who Harry Potter really is and what he's been through. Watch as Severus does as nobody else has done before him. He takes care of Harry. Watch him flourish into who he was meant to be, a boy with the heart of a Gryffindor and smarts of a Slytherin. The Dursley's, Umbridge and Dumbledore had better watch out Severus is out for revenge. Spy or no spy, Severus is not allowing anyone away with hurting Harry.

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