Serephent's Kryptonian Biology Obsession
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Clark finds out that not all of Brucie is an act.
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a coral room by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
10 Oct 2022
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“Most of the world doesn’t share your opinion, Mr. Wayne,” Kent interrupted, recapturing Bruce’s attention with a flicker of his scent -- sorrypleasedeference -- and an apologetic tilt of his head, baring his neck.
Bruce blinked, losing his train of thought briefly. Genuine alpha deference in public? Perhaps Alfred was right, and he was stumbling into early blocker-onset dementia.
Or, imagine solving the entire conflict of Batman V Superman with knotting.
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- Part 1 of a room full of coral
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19 Oct 2022
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Omegaverse and reimagining BvS 💞
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Consanguineous Ministrations by Briarwitched
Fandoms: DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
22 Dec 2021
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“Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”
Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”
Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”
“Yeah, that scans.”
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Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".
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24 Dec 2021
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Bruce with a baby. I can't even. 😂
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a secret i'm holding in by susiecarter
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
24 Nov 2021
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It's the kryptonite that does it.
(Or: Kryptonians look like humans—when they want to.)
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- Part 3 of this feeling's so alien
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25 Nov 2021
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I had no idea octopus tentacle porn could be so hot.
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Things are getting quite uncomfortable in the BatCave.
[Warning: Crack drabble + bad art inspired by bonehandledknife's epic/smutty crack fic Detachment]
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- Part 1 of Love Doesn't Always Require Attachment
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11 Oct 2020
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Only Kate could make me cry over the plight of a penis 😂