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    Itadori Ryou wasn’t supposed to exist, yet he was born as the older twin brother of Itadori Yuuji. He knew this wasn’t where he was supposed to be. After all, he had seen the future of this world, and he had lived twice. In his first life, which he had almost completely forgotten, he was just a normal person who read this story. In his second life, he became the dreaded King of Curses. He remembered splitting himself into twenty fingers, so why the hell was he reincarnated as a human again?

    Also, how the heck did he just meet a wild gremlin child named Gojo Satoru?

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    You’re a 3rd-year student at Tokyo Jujutsu High.

    You’re Gojo’s most spoiled third year. Not that he has many options—your classmates have all been suspended.

    You’re Nanami’s most favorite sorcerer, united by your burning desire for early retirement.

    You’re Shoko’s most beloved unofficial assistant who does all her paperwork. Don’t let Principal Yaga hear about that, though.

    You’re the first years’ most adored senpai, because Gojo has the audacity to dump his teaching duties on you.

    Most importantly, you’re a background character. Sometimes, they drag you along. Sometimes, you do your things in the background while watching them do heroic things.

    You’re no protagonist. You’re just here for the ride, and hoping it won’t get too wild.


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    This is a fix-it/retelling of JJK (plus JJK0 & the light novels) from a different perspective, canon-compliant until the Shibuya Arc. Expect tons of fluff&humor.

    I'll fix everything wrong with JJK and no one can stop me.

    (Everyone lives. Gojo gets the happy ending he deserves.)

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    “A curse that hates humans but treats us like this?” Six-Eyes’ voice is lilted incredulously. “That’s even more interesting. It makes me wonder, y’know—you never did answer when I asked what could’ve made a curse like you.”

    Suguru sighs, smile dropping ever-so-slightly. “It’s very rude,” he drawls, “to ask a curse their origin, especially if they’ve already denied answer.”

    ///OR: the one where Getō is a millennium-old curse with an abnormal amount of moral agency and Gojō is very, very interested

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    For most people, their twenties are filled with aspirations of careers, colleges and futures filled with ambition, with freedom

    Not with plans of marriage.

    And yet here is Na Jaemin, burntout college extraordinaire and best friend of one (1) Lee Donghyuck, plagued by dreams of a future with his bestfriend.

    Suffice to say, it's a complicated little mess.

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    "How will I keep strong if you’re breaking?” he’d chided. “I need you to be strong for me, Nurse Lee, so I can break sometimes too.”

    And Donghyuck’s fate had been sealed, wiping his face and getting a grip, only for Jaehyun to keep him in his embrace a lot longer than he deserved.

    He’d fallen, as the curse was at Cherry Medical, for a professor that knew all about hearts except his own.

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    Where Mark goes through a nasty breakup and his 'enemy' goes above and beyond to take care of him.

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    Sam has always had uncommon opinions regarding soul marks and hates hers in particular, but a chance encounter with her reclusive neighbor, Josh, after a thwarted burglary attempt might just change her mind. Soulmate AU.

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    josh keeps a totally manly diary, everyone learns some things, and everyone pays a price. a story about the comedic undertones of some distinctly not funny things.

    complete.

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    Mike makes it out of the mines, but Sam doesn't.

    When Sam regains consciousness, she’s deep within the mines, cold, tired, and with a broken leg—she realizes she’s not alone.

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    “Uh… Did—Did we have break-up sex?”

    Donghyuck snapped his head right away in Mark’s direction. The fuck? Had he heard him right? “Did we or will we?”

    Mark cleared his throat, avoiding the other’s gaze. “It says did… Wait.” He frowned. “We didn’t have the typical break-up sex. Right? I’m pretty sure I’d remember it.”

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    CEO Jung Jaehyun isn’t known for patience. He gets on people’s nerves and is so difficult to please. Doyoung was just trying to deliver a pizza as he walked in, witnessed a female secretary throwing her heels at her old boss while screaming profanities, and suddenly he’s hired to work for the most eligible bachelor in South Korea.

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    Doyoung saw a pair of really cute Nikes the other day but he’s a broke college student. Thanks to his creativity, he opened a part-time gift business which includes personalized cards, bouquets and anything else you need for that special moment. There is one thing he can’t figure out, why is the hottest basketball player on the varsity team always needing cards?

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    To spite his parents, Doyoung hires Jaehyun as his pretend boyfriend.

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    "You never do anything to enjoy yourself, so I’m going to continue to make fun of you until you realise that life isn’t entirely about straight edges and neat shelves.”
    “Life isn’t about dirty clothes on the floor or marijuana either.”
    “I know.” Ten closes his magazine as an old woman enters the store, flashing her his signature, friendly yet suspicious smile. “Getting fucked in the ass and making people question their sexuality is what life is really about, and one day soon you’re gonna realise that.”
    The woman turns on her heel and exits the store as swiftly as she had entered, and Ten sends her back a cute little wave. “You have a nice day now, Ma’am!”
    “You’re fired,” Doyoung says, mortified for so many different reasons. “You’re so fired this time.”

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    OR Doyoung meets Jaehyun and realises that sometimes deviation from routine can be something good.

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    Mark fixes the hair blocking Haechan’s eyes so he can look straight at them better, “You know I’d give this up for you.”

    Haechan buries his face on the older’s neck and leaves a faint kiss on the spot he knows Mark loves, “I know that, too.”

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    From the moment they met as trainees to the present; 5 times Donghyuck steals Mark´s hoodie, and one time there´s no need to. Mark´s journey in learning about friendship, love and hoodie theft.

    Or, how Hyuck and Mark´s relationship developed based on the hoodies they stole from each other.

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    “Would you watch where you’re going?!” Donghyuck yelled at the guy, checking his own outfit only to find that he spilled his coffee all over himself. He was so drenched from the rain, he didn't even feel it. Great, not only was he completely wet, he now also had a giant stain on his white hoodie. This guy was so dead.

    “Hey, you were the one who ran into me. You don’t have to be so rude,” the guy mumbled, still sounding like he was a little sorry.

    Donghyuck finally looked at him for the first time. And okay, maybe the guy was actually very cute with his round glasses and handsome features, but no, Donghyuck wasn't going to let anyone speak to him this way. Even if he was the cutest guy Donghyuck has seen in a while, and looked exactly like he was his type and had this adorable, confused expression on his... No, point is, he wasn't going to.

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    Taeyong gives his kids some cash and tells them to go and get a haircut. One of them comes back looking like a monk, and the other still seems homeless.

    (15/07/20 was bored. finally read this through again. did some light editing.)

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    It's been almost one year since the star athlete asked him out and kissed him sweetly yet not a single soul on Earth knows about them still.
    Donghyuck has already been growing sick of the secret relationship, but when he hears Mark saying some nasty things regarding him he simply breaks down.

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    That one cliche with the jock that's too scared to make his relationship public and fucks up real bad.

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    One day, Donghyuck encounters the word, “soulmate” while they’re watching a random English movie and hyper fixates on it like crazy. He tosses the word around carelessly and throws it at Mark every chance he gets by belting out, soulmate, soulmate, soulmate. It’s all said and done in jest, it has to be Mark insists despite the revelation that Donghyuck likes him, but Mark never makes an effort to sit Donghyuck down to talk about the gravity of that word.

    (because mark, after realizing that denial ain’t just a river in egypt, does think that donghyuck IS his soulmate, soulmate, soulmate)

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